>>132855973That's the rookie attitude of someone who does the horizontal tango on his first date and then wakes up the next morning to find his dismembered member on the nightstand next to the bed he's suspended above by his testicles. When people say they date to get to know each other, part of that means you take your time to survey the terrain, report back to HQ, double-check and cross-reference your findings, look for alternate routes of entrance and exit, sweep the field for booby traps, consult your closest mate on it over three consecutive rounds of salted licorice shots, prepare a standard set of field provisions and equipment, prepare a set of emergency provisions and equipment, kick your tires thrice, and then scrap your plan of attack plan altogether when you overhear police radio chatter concerning random car trunk inspections on the motorway leading to your fortified bunker cabin.
