>>124111>>124245>>124349>>124525Stop being retarded, you dumbfuck.
The only thing you've managed to convey with your idiotic commentary & assertions is that you haven't even read Gunnerkrigg Court. On the remote possibility that you actually have read ALL of it, you have only grasped the most superficial and literal elements of the story and missed everything else.
That's just really sad, man. Seriously.
Before you post again on this, you might go back and slowly read the entire archive through. This time for actual comprehension, rather than speed-clicking through the pages to pretend you've read it.
Then go dive into the Gunnerkrigg forums and read a few of the threads that have been posted over the past decade. You'll see that Jones is 1) not actually made from stone, she's an entity that is far more indestructible (see how you missed that very important detail?) and 2) she developed the ability to exactly mimic and live among humans (tens of) thousands of years ago. She has complete control over her physical form and can decide by the moment how it interacts with reality.
This is actually a horrifying and hilarious line of thought:
>>124309>So long as she doesn't clench, a human should be able to penetrate her fine.> So long as she doesn't clenchPenetration isn't the problem. The first hundred or thousand times she had sex with a human (or protohuman), if/when she experienced orgasms ... strawberry jam time.
Probably what is canon is that she can't have an orgasm, and that might still be debatable. She cannot feel emotions, doesn't even really comprehend them. But some physical sensations (possibly even sex) might provide enough stimulation for her to experience something like an orgasm. Maybe she requires a solid basalt dildo, for example, and may well crush even that to sand in the process.
Her ability to experience the equivalent of an orgasm may even surpass what a human can imagine.
Do your best, Eglamore-san! We're cheering for you!
