>>145286>>145367Personally, I think feferi is probably the best looking one, what with the royal genes. Aradia is phat, an ass you can berry a dick in, Kanaya is tall and lithe, with respectable assets, terezi is short, but packin heat. Vriska is tall, gangly, and generally mediocre, but she carries herself like a boss bitch. and nepeta is small, muscular, and flatish.
I like imagining KK is short and sorta chubby, but tbh he's probably the most average of all the trolls. Gamzee is the tallest, then Equius, then karkat. The shortest is probably tavros, but he's got a built upper body from wheelchairing around. Equius is stacked, Eridan is a weakling, and Karkat is toned.
As for the humans, John is just average, strongfat if anything, dave is thing and toned, Jade is tall, and bronzed like a goddess, Rose average, pale like all hell. John's got a mega cock, jade has bit tits and ass, Rose has hips wider than the nile, and dave is probably compensating a little bit. Roxy is my trap queen, pale, but not ghostly like rose, sort of flatish, but enough to play with. Jane is short and chubby, but the good kind of chubby. Jake is brown, think fillipino, and dirk is white AF. Both well built, jake a little bit bigger than dirk in most aspects.
