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can I ask my male friend if he has a gf?

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:07:01 No.16408938 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409465 >>16409650 >>16409878 >>16409950 >>16410084

well, can I? Or will he assume I want the D?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:25:36 No.16409014 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409828

>>16409009
??? I plan to ask him but I don't want to be impolite or intrusive or whatever, so I'm asking /adv/ if it would be acceptable to ask this guy if he has a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:26:50 No.16409019 Report Delete

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>>16409011
because she wants to play it out on her own, without my intervention, I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:27:05 No.16409020 Report Delete

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OK, here's what to do. Go hang out with him at his place. While you're there, look very carefully to see if you can find any long hairs on the floor, couch etc. If you find any, it's probably from his girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:28:42 No.16409029 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409050

>>16408999
>She would get upset if I told him she's interested or whatever

Why bother playing head games with the guy? It's literally as straightforward as telling him she's interested, and if he is also interested he'll start taking the steps to make shit happen.

Guy's are pretty simplistic in their desires and motivations even if they're complicated people, just throw that shit on the table and he'll do what needs to be done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:30:12 No.16409034 Report Delete

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why even ask?

he could just say no, even if he does. and then you are his side bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:32:45 No.16409045 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409059

>>16408999
You don't have to say it was her. Just say a girl you knew asked, and you didn't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:35:00 No.16409050 Report Delete

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>>16409029
This is true. If he is available and knows she is interested, you may want to suggest he give her a try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:36:05 No.16409053 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409217

I figured it out. I think OP is interested in cockblocking her friend, and having him to herself.

girls are so catty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:38:23 No.16409059 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409113

>>16409045
>You don't have to say it was her. Just say a girl you knew asked, and you didn't know.
First thing he's going to ask is who. If he doesn't get an answer, he's going to be weirded out, and know it was her when she hits on him. If she lies to him and says it was some other girl he's going to be double weirded out because he'll know it's bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:40:17 No.16409063 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409217

OP, who are you, her pimp?

why do you have to be a negotiator for her fucking another dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:57:25 No.16409113 Report Delete

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>>16409059
I think you are giving us guys too much credit. Most guys, if single and some non-single, would be flattered and be looking for the easy option to go after. Not that I am saying she is "easy" just that guys know it is easier to get into a relationship with someone if the other person likes you from the get-go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:27:12 No.16409217 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409220 >>16409229

>>16409053
no, I'm not. I want to help her, not to steal her dream boy

>>16409063
She asked me for help and we are pretty good friends, plus I know the guy much better than she does.

So. Can I ask him or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:28:34 No.16409220 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409262

>>16409217

I wouldn't

as a guy i'd be turned off by someone that lacks the balls to make their intentions known

what is this? grade school where we pass notes around? grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:30:29 No.16409229 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409262

>>16409217
Ask him if he has a GF? Nah, again I'll just suggest telling him that girl wants his dick. If you only ask him if he has a GF he'll get the wrong idea and think you're the one that's interested. If you make it more complicated than that, then you're going about it all wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:31:10 No.16409230 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409262

One way to do it is to check for vaginal secretions. If he has a girlfriend he will have had sex with her in the last few weeks, meaning residue from her snatch will still be on his penis (in small amounts, assuming normal hygiene). They can be detected by taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:40:07 No.16409262 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409277 >>16409465 >>16409659

>>16409220
she's shy

>>16409229
eh, I can't tell him this friend of mine is into him, if I tell him some girl is, he will ask which girl, and if I tell her I can't say which on, he'll assume it's me anyway

>>16409230
I'm not sucking his dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:44:21 No.16409277 Report Delete

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>>16409262
You can entirely tell him exactly who it is. What, you think he's going to approach her with "Yo, your friend told me you wanted my dick" if he's interested? Of course not.

This isn't even remotely complicated and making complicated isn't going to help anyone at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:25:56 No.16409438 Report Delete

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>>16408982
>look, I'm not sucking his dick

I don't understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:35:06 No.16409465 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409712

>>16408938
>>16409262
Eh, if you're so worried you could try a round about way of asking.

Talk about a bad date you just had and how dating sucks or something, and just ask a "how about you, you seeing anyone?" type segue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:27:12 No.16409650 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409712

>>16408938
When a person asks someone if they're single, it quite often means theyre interested. He may ask "are you interested." and if he does, you can reply "no." problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:29:31 No.16409659 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409712

>>16409262
Then she needs to man up or give him up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:33:32 No.16409673 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409712

>>16408982
Flirt with him. If he isn't single, he'll stop you. If he is, suck his dick. If you ask, he'll either avoid you from that point on, or catch on and start tk flirt back. If the latter is what happens, suck his dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:43:39 No.16409712 Report Delete

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>>16409465
I think I'll try that, ta anon

>>16409650
yeah, except he may not ask straightly but just assume I am and act werid or something

>>16409659
that's what I told her but she's a crybaby

>>16409673
>If he is, suck his dick
>If the latter is what happens, suck his dick

listen anon, I would suck his dick gladly but I can't due to girl code or whatever, so I'm not gonna

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:59:04 No.16409772 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409784

>listen anon, I would suck his dick gladly but I can't due to girl code or whatever, so I'm not gonna

Please explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:01:03 No.16409784 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409800 >>16409834

>>16409772
this other grill (my friend) wants him, so....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:04:29 No.16409800 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409805 >>16409856

>>16409784
So explain that she wants his dick. I can only spend so many hours telling you the same straightforward and logical advice. Just take my god damn word for it and tell him that she wants his dick and you're done with the situation. Fuck your friend not wanting him to know she likes him, and fuck you for enabling that dumbass counter productive thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:05:37 No.16409805 Report Delete

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>>16409800
*For him _not_ to know she likes him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:14:22 No.16409828 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409856

>>16409014
You and your friend need to stop being so coy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:16:39 No.16409834 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409838 >>16409856

>>16409784
Do most girls act like how you're acting?

Us guys tend to be slow on the uptake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:19:31 No.16409838 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409845 >>16409852

>>16409834
Girls blow ass at straightforward logical thinking or the thread wouldn't have happened because the her friend would have just approached the dude already. They seem to feel obliged to be confusing and corkscrew a simple situation into a convoluted clusterfuck for absolute no reason whatsoever despite being told repeatedly exactly what needs to be done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:22:16 No.16409845 Report Delete

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>>16409838
Does this apply to most girls or only some?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:24:17 No.16409852 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409867

>>16409838
>Girls blow ass at straightforward logical thinking or the thread wouldn't have happened because the her friend would have just approached the dude already

Hahahahahahahaha

I'm not even a white knighting, but that shit's hilarious. You can't be serious.

We have how many threads and posts to the tune of, "There's this girl I like. What do."?

Ohhhh man. Too fucking funny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:25:26 No.16409856 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409873

>>16409800
yeah, I will do that I think. Just ask him not to tell her he knows though

>>16409828
I'm not, and she's just shy

>>16409834
acting how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:27:40 No.16409867 Report Delete

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>>16409852
I can't help it when guys think like females and can't talk to them at all.

Everyone else just makes their intentions known, and either gets the girl or doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:28:32 No.16409873 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409879

>>16409856
Acting indirect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:30:59 No.16409878 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409882

>>16408938

>can i ask my male friend if he's already in a relationship?
>or will he assume i want the d?
>he assume
>assume

you clearly do or are you confused?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:31:04 No.16409879 Report Delete

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>>16409873
well, if I was in my friend shoes, I wouldn't act that indirect (most likely I would just try to hang out with him and be flirty and see how he reacts) but she's really shy so she wants to know first if the guy is available etc,

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:32:16 No.16409882 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409899

>>16409878
>you clearly do or are you confused?

what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:37:22 No.16409899 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409911

>>16409882

why are you asking him? what is the point of that question?

you want him. you wouldn't post about it if you didn't want his seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:39:31 No.16409911 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409928

>>16409899
you mean why I'm asking him if he has a gf? Because my friend asked me to ask him, I explained that earlier. I like this guy too, yeah, but she has dibs on him so it's whatever. Since he and I are quite close, I thought I could ask him if he has a gf without being creepy or whatever and tell me friend so she can flirt with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:32 No.16409928 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16410010

>>16409911

cuckqueen

its the mans duty to choose. ask him.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:47:13 No.16409943 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16409954 >>16410010

>>16408953
Why can't you both share him?

When I had a roommate, I'd go out on the town, get 2 blow jobs, come home and give 1 to my friend. It's called being a good friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:49:33 No.16409950 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16410010

>>16408938
Are you interested in him?
Failing that, just say "so what does your girlfriend do?", he will either say "I don't have a girlfriend" or "She does X"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:51:09 No.16409954 Report Delete

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>>16409943

degenerate. OP avoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:16:27 No.16410010 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16410043

>>16409928
it woudn't feel fair towards my friend, mate

>>16409943
I'm not into sharing, neither is he, she would object also

>>16409950
yes, I am, but I'm asking for a friend who's also interested

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:22:40 No.16410023 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16410037 >>16410064

Pass him a note that says
>do u have gf?????
>[ ] yes
>[ ] no

Just make sure the teacher doesn't see you do it or she will read it to the whole class.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:28:43 No.16410037 Report Delete

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>>16410023

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:30:26 No.16410043 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16410064

>>16410010
Are you aussie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:38:45 No.16410064 Report Delete

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>>16410023
so funny

>>16410043
no, why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:44:28 No.16410084 Report Delete

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>>16408938
ask him
>hey where did you say your gf worked?
Or
>hey what was your gf's major?
ect.

He'll say weather he has one or not without asking him

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