Not looking for Personal army type shit, so to be clear: Im not asking anybody to do my work for me, and im not asking people to go out of their way to figure out how i can find the help: im simply reaching out to /adv/ in hopes that others have already dealt with what im going through, and may have a solution that has worked for them
so inb4 NYPA, inb4 Just der der werk hur duurrr

Here is my dilemma; im a computer science student with no experience. The class I'm in is ahead of my level, but i've been dealing with it. I've had 3 projects so far and got As on all of them, but not by building the programs on my own from the ground up. Each time i had a friend help me or had the internet reveal the code exactly as i needed it. So I know how to google stuff lol i've been trying for hours to figure it out but this project has me stuck... I can't find help online (although I've found my EXACT assignment on 'freelance'. c0m) because of this, i can easily copypasta the assignment for anybody who is interested in seeing how retarded i am. Again, this is not a request for anybody to read it or do the assignment.

My question is very general; where do you guys figure this shit out? I mean for those who have been writing programs for school, have you ever been stuck and needed to find the answers online? do you have a go to place for this? im looking more for a place that can offer specifics, not something that goes over the principles behind each subpart of the project, but rather something that might actually be helpful for someone who has no fucing idea wot hes doing... i know im retarded for being in a class where i have no clue what's what... but again, i have an A so far... so whatever! The idea is, i find the code or get help in writing it and tehn once i have the project finished i worry abotu what it all means and yeah tahts basically how i've been learning this shit so far. Any help is appreciated, thanks in /adv/ance!

My son.. I think he's evil. I myself have some pretty bad problems. I've recently been told by my shrink that there's a strong chance I have ASPD. I got out of prison not too long again. Non-violent drug offenses but still. I can't hold a steady job. I refer to lying as a "necessary tool". Some things that are innocent and pure are corny and stupid to me. I've hurt the person who loves me most time and again. I have redeeming qualities I'm not a complete monster but I can see my severe flaws and have set out to fix them.

My son is only 5 but he's got a severe mean streak. A strong sense of entitlement and I'm not sure if he experiences genuine regret and remorse for hurting others. Yes he's been through a lot. While I was incarcerated my family was homeless. But I've been around people who were living in extreme poverty and abusive environments. Everyone deals with it differently.

ASPD, ODD etc. These conditions can and are passed on genetically. His teacher has said he displays the traits of ODD. He has what I call "the compulsion". It's an intense urge to do what I know is wrong. I feel it physically I feel almost a sick tingle when I resist. It's like a magnet just tugging at me without any relief. It drove me to do things just to stir trouble just to be mischievous. I reveled in it while doing it but would always feel sorry for myself and ask myself why I had to do these things to make my life harder. He's going through the same thing now I know it. When people asked me why I misbehaved as a child I'd say I don't know. I really didn't know. Same with my son. He does not know why. Worse yet he tries to blame it on others tries to relieve himself of any guilt or wrongdoing. He's more advanced in whatever we have than I was at his age. His list of recent infractions include lying and concealing evidence of wrongdoing and he has a fascination with spitting on people. He's also incredibly sneaky and has to be supervised very closely a lot of the time.

Pretty much a large part of my school life I've been bullied. Now I am a 23 year old business owner with quite some serious socializing issues. I've pretty much spent most of my late-teens on my own with very few friends with whom I only barely had contact with.

Quite frankly I'm sick of it. I'm sick of being that guy at the side of the party silently observing others sipping his drink and not talking much. It's not that I am anti-social, I'm just very introverted from having to hold back my opinions throughout most of my school-life.

All I really want though, is the simple things that'd make anybody happy. A couple of close friends and a relationship.

I've been steadily just forcing myself into more social encounters and talking more to people on my own incentive, and it's been working. My pool of friends is slowly growing and I have more and more contact with a select few. One thing however is still not fairing as well as just ordinary friendship. And that is the girlfriend part.

The last relationship I was in was when I was 16 years old. I met a girl during a visitation-day at our local high-school. Turned out we we're attending the same school at the time, she was just 2 years below me. Started hanging out in between classes and it was all good. Fastforward 3 months. Turned out she was seeing 3 other guys as well and essentially using them to get free stuff such as movietickets.

Fast forward again to about 2 weeks ago. I started getting in touch with an old crush of mine from when I was 17 and in last year of that school. She was 1 year below me and we hung out quite a bit during that time. We started talking about what we are up to these days. I really want to get to know her better, but I am afraid I'll somehow mess this up and push her away. Recent conversations have all dried up quite fast as I am really awkward around girls I like. Any tips?

How much to tell gf:

23 year old male here with a real 1st world problem.

Ive been with my gf for 2 years and I just moved in with her (in apartment that i bought using money from family). The thing is that i come from a rich family and I have around $210 k in stocks + ~$1.1M in a fund (my fund). Ive just spend $0.5M on the apartment and i told her that my father bought it.

At one birthday party, she saw an article about how my granddad sold his summerhouse for 8 million and I think she is catching on now. I dont want to tell her that i got money since it might distrupt the releationship. I only buy her things for her birthday and i might pay 60-70% of the times that we go out (shes paying the full bill the other 30-40% of the times)

So do i just tell her? (2.5 year old relationsship) shes 2 years younger than me.

Anyone ever had this and treated it?
My doctor prescribed an antibiotic cream which I've been using for just over a week now. It seemed to be working although the condition has flared up again, mainly in the corners of my mouth.
I'm gonna persist with the cream, but are there any other effective treatments? I already have a pretty healthy diet.
Thanks

I have no idea what the fuck to do. I'm stuck in a town with no work. Pretty sure the military isn't an option since I'm 23, have a hurt back and already stood up a recruiter once. I know no one here will help me. Not even sure why I'm posting this. I have no idea what to do

how do i get a job? Real talk here

>Fapping
>Squeeze on shaft kind of hard for three seconds
>Feel nothing when cumming that time (later do)
>Can't feel pee traveling through urethra until it comes out, basically
>Dribble towards the end, can't control it at all
What should I do about this besides a doctor, which I can't afford since I'm an American? Did I screw up for good?

My wife will be going off of birth control in the next couple of months to start trying for a kid.

What things can I do to ensure my sperm are healthy and strong?

well, can I? Or will he assume I want the D?