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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:57:19 No.16382078 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382096 >>16382100 >>16382163 >>16382686 >>16382828 >>16382837 >>16383561

my roommates keep getting on my case about cleaning
i've never cleaned anything in my life and I don't want to start now

I'm not responsible for the dishes, the floor, restocking the fridge
I don't see why that shit is my problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:03:18 No.16382096 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382103

>>16382078
enjoy it while they put up with it. don't be surprised or offended when they kick you out. good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:04:01 No.16382100 Report Delete

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>>16382078
Are the dishes yours? Do you eat anything from the fridge? If so, you are responsible.
As for the floor, if you walk on it at all, then you also have to have a part in cleaning it. How old are you? 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:04:21 No.16382103 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382112 >>16382114

>>16382096

How do I get them off my back

And why should their shit be my problem? There's no reason for me to waste my time doing that shit for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:06:21 No.16382112 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382116

>>16382103

Do you use dishes? Do you walk on the floor? Do you eat food out of the fridge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:07:22 No.16382114 Report Delete

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>>16382103

Equal and opposing forces, you autistic faggot. They never had to put up with shit like yours either, so therefore it's perfectly justified when they start fucking with you and running you out, right? That's the logic that you're subscribing to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:07:31 No.16382116 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382138 >>16382150

>>16382112
Why should that matter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:17:00 No.16382138 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382156

>>16382116
Because everyone is responsible for their own messes, and when it comes to communal areas, the fairest way is for people to switch off cleaning it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:23:16 No.16382150 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382156

>>16382116

>Why am I wasting my time in such an obvious troll thread?

If you use it, it gets dirty. If you eat it, it's gone. It doesn't sound like anyone's asking you to "do shit for them," they're just asking you to clean up your own messes and replace the things you eat/drink.

You're making yourself a burden on other people. You're basically demanding that they clean up after you, and pay for your food. They aren't your fucking parents, and your parents shouldn't even have to put up with that shit when you're old enough to clean up after yourself.

I really don't care how you justify it to yourself. If you don't start pulling your own weight, if you keep forcing your roommates to do extra work just to accommodate you, they're going to kick you out. Nobody will want to live with you. It's that simple

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:25:32 No.16382156 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382159 >>16382160 >>16382165

>>16382138
>>16382150
I don't eat anything that needs a dish (not sure what spoiled brat needs to do that) I don't walk on the floor, I don't use the fridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:26:37 No.16382159 Report Delete

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>>16382156
Troll or retatd, either way, TopKik

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:27:11 No.16382160 Report Delete

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>>16382156

>not sure what spoiled brat needs to do that
>use a plate, bowl, or utensils

nigga what is this

like what are we doing in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:28:14 No.16382163 Report Delete

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>>16382078
Lolwut
Tell'em to fuck off. That is none of your responsibility. Tell them that if they want to do it you can let them, but that's about it as you have never cleaned anything in your life and you are definitely not going to start now, and that shit is *not* your problem so they better stop harassing you with pedantic requests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:28:50 No.16382165 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382170

>>16382156
So you just lay in bed all day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:29:54 No.16382170 Report Delete

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>>16382165
im only there for maybe five minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:30:09 No.16382171 Report Delete

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pls kill yourself op

this thread is a waste of time.

I hope they kick u out soon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:33:29 No.16382177 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382184 >>16382209

They're testing you. If you give in, they're going to walk all over you, make you their little chore-bitch for the rest of the year. You can't let that happen. You need to establish your dominance over your housemates.

Next time they bother you with some petty demand like this, just turn around, stare them straight in the eye, unzip your pants, and flop out your dick. Never break eye contact. Just let it hang out there, right in front of them.

No matter what they say, your answer is "You wanna suck on this?" Just stand your ground, dick hanging out, until they run away from the confrontation. Put your dick away, son, you've just won your first battle.

I imagine this incident will spark a few more little fights and arguments from your roommates. Handle each confrontation in exactly the same way. Eye contact, dick out, "You wanna suck on this?" In no time at all, you'll be king of the apartment. You can thank me later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:35:34 No.16382181 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382188 >>16382194

Please stop responding to obvious troll threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:36:05 No.16382184 Report Delete

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>>16382177
>They're testing you. If you give in, they're going to walk all over you, make you their little chore-bitch for the rest of the year. You can't let that happen. You need to establish your dominance over your housemates.
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:37:33 No.16382188 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382198

>>16382181
I'm not trolling
I just want advice on how I should be responding

that shit isn't my problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:41:49 No.16382194 Report Delete

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>>16382181
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:43:42 No.16382198 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382206

>>16382188
Well, tell'em you'll do something else instead. Like throwing out the thrash, paying some extra money, whatever.
But keep in mind they're testing you and that's not your responsibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:46:25 No.16382206 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382212

>>16382198

but i dont create trash either
i dont throw anything away in the dwelling
and i dont see why i need to pay more money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:47:38 No.16382209 Report Delete

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>>16382177
This is a troll post, but the first paragraph is exactly right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:50:09 No.16382212 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382229

>>16382206
So you just stay there. I see. This makes their demand even more unfair of you. Walk away when they present their requests and they will learn how to treat you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:54:59 No.16382229 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382338

>>16382212
I don't even stay there

I sleep/live out of my car

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:57:35 No.16382237 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382333

Ugh sounds like my roommates. Put your goddamn dishes away Samantha. And stop using my glasses if you're just going to leave them there dirty for weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:28:12 No.16382333 Report Delete

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>>16382237
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:29:34 No.16382336 Report Delete

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People like OP are dirty fucking niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:30:34 No.16382338 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382347

>>16382229

Then how are they even your roommates? If you don't sleep there and you don't eat there and you don't spend any time there, why do you go there at all?

This thread is the stupidest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:34:58 No.16382347 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382382 >>16382400

>>16382338
I'm forced to make it look like I live there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:42:49 No.16382382 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382402

>>16382347

None of this makes any sense. Why would you live in your car, rather than live in a room/apartment, when you're already paying for it or having it paid for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:49:10 No.16382400 Report Delete

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>>16382347
>I'm forced to make it look like I live there
we already knew this, no need to mention

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:50:29 No.16382402 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382462

>>16382382
because I don't want to, don't see the point and enjoy privacy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:50:46 No.16382405 Report Delete

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this whole thread.
just wut.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:51:51 No.16382409 Report Delete

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OP es faggito

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:53:08 No.16382413 Report Delete

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i mean liek wtf op u must b so autistic

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:00:29 No.16382440 Report Delete

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mfw op maekz no sense at all in this thread whatsoever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:04:58 No.16382462 Report Delete

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>>16382402

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental disorder? have you ever seen a therapist or psychiatrist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:12:31 No.16382488 Report Delete

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If you make the mess you clean it up. Simple as that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:16:46 No.16382501 Report Delete

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I just finished kicking my roommates out for not cleaning.
And I mean to the extend where trash and laundry were blocking the fire exit, and there were ants and fruit flies everywhere.
There's now 2 people living in a 4 man room.
One was moved and the other was strait up evicted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:16:59 No.16382502 Report Delete

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Roommates are the absolute worst unless both of you are completely on the same page when it comes to cleanliness. Either you're both neat-freaks or you're both slobs.

Try to get onto the path of cleanliness. It's good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:31:26 No.16382538 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382542

Do you live there? Use the fridge? Walk on the floor? Eat using dishes? My guess is yes. Then you should do your part or move back in with your mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:34:13 No.16382542 Report Delete

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>>16382538
>Use the fridge? Walk on the floor? Eat using dishes?
he doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:43:28 No.16382560 Report Delete

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Well if his lazy ass just lays in bed all day then his roommates need a new roommate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:05:46 No.16382608 Report Delete

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I have to live in this dorm because it's mandatory but I'd rather live in my car

It's cheaper to be honest, even with the cost of the dorm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:18:39 No.16382645 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382810

If you have to live there then pitch in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:37:51 No.16382686 Report Delete

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>>16382078
It's called having some standards for where you live. You'll eventually end up asking yourself why you should bother having a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:08:16 No.16382785 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382810

I kicked out my roommate because she wouldn't pick up after herself if you walk on the floor use the restroom use the trash can use the fridge its only fair you take turns cleaning those things and if you make a mess than you should clean it no one's trying to live with some filthy pig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:14:12 No.16382810 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16386099

>>16382645
>>16382785

I don't really live in there though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:17:34 No.16382821 Report Delete

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lol @ this entire thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:18:52 No.16382828 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382841

>>16382078

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:20:01 No.16382837 Report Delete

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>>16382078
You're a jackass and you will have a very lonely life once these roommates ditch you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:20:23 No.16382841 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16382924 >>16382945

>>16382828
It's not b8

Can I just get advice on how to handle this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:48:54 No.16382924 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16383276

>>16382841
Tell them to fuck off, because it's not your mess.

Whenever they tell you to clean a fridge that you don't make dirty, ask them to clean your car. You'll see how quickly they turn down the offer to clean something they don't make dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:54:51 No.16382945 Report Delete

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>>16382841

Short term advice: Tell them you're not going to clean any messes you haven't made, you're not going to pay for food you didn't eat, and you're not going to take any shit for it.

Long term advice: Seek counseling or something. Unless there's a whole story here that you haven't shared, it's super-weird that you're choosing to live out of your car when you've got a much more comfortable living space, with a bed and running water, available to you. And you've got very strange attitudes about normal human things like cleaning, and using dishes, and living in a building. I don't see how you're going to carry on like this for the rest of your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:23:32 No.16383276 Report Delete

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>>16382924
What if they report me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:39:12 No.16383561 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16383651

>>16382078
>I don't want to start now
I hope that one day you drown in a pile of your own cumrags and hot-pocket crisping sleeves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:05:52 No.16383651 Report Delete

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>>16383561
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:02:24 No.16384393 Report Delete

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super
SUPER
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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 06:41:20 No.16385581 Report Delete

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What the fuck

>I don't walk on the floor
>I don't really live there I just have to make it look like I do
>I live in my car because I like privacy

Seriously man, wow. What.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:15:26 No.16386078 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16386083

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:18:29 No.16386083 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16386092

>>16386078
What do you want us to say? You're a slob, and nobody wants to live with a slob who won't pull their weight. If you don't want to clean, work out something so you pay more rent, or hire a maid out of your own pocket. That's it. Your roommates are right. You're wrong. /thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:21:21 No.16386092 Report Delete

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>>16386083
Did you even read the thread

A girl that will break the rules !!9Sfsjv2A1jv

A girl that will break the rules !!9Sfsjv2A1jv Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:24:38 No.16386099 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16386103

>>16382810
Then move out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:25:32 No.16386103 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16386111

>>16386099
I can't that's the point

A girl that will break the rules !!9Sfsjv2A1jv

A girl that will break the rules !!9Sfsjv2A1jv Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:28:39 No.16386111 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16386114

>>16386103
Then pay them to clean up after you, babyman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:29:29 No.16386114 Report Delete

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>>16386111
clean up after what? I don't actually live there

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