/adv/ I'm dating this Chinese chick who is here as a foreign student.

So I fucked her almost two months ago. Turns out I'm her first.

Since then, our sexual routine has been just more or less her plodding to my bed and dropping like a dead fish, with me just getting on top, doing the deed.

Recently, I've pushed her to do a few more things but it's embarrassingly boring to the point that I can't even get an erection.

I really love dirty talk and thought that could get us going, but her dirty talking in her accent just became a struggle in me not laughing.

Today finally I just couldn't even get an erection. This the first time in my life I haven't gotten an erection with an opportunity for sex in front of me. I'm a horny as fuck motherfucker and could get an erection even looking at a drawing of two animals having sex drawn by a 5 year old. I'm even getting an erection talking about sex here and now.

So how do I spice up this relationship? I've tried everything, believe me. I'd hate for a relationship to end just because of this.