Okay. So my mom and I were watching this TV show, well I was half watching it I was playing on my phone, and this super hot babe was dancing around and I started fully watching it and totally got boner.

My mom noticed me watching the babe and noticed the boner and got super pissed at me. She said I was disgusting and acted like she was all confused and pissed and I thought she was going to hit me. But instead she was just like "I don't know what I'm gonna do with you."

So now I know I can't get a boner around my mom but I think that is 100% BS and its a normal bodily function and she is just prude or old or old and prude or maybe she is scared because she knows I'm grown up now.

So what should I do? Next time I get a boner (and I do get them All The Time) should I hide it? If not, and she flips again, what should I say to her?