I do really badly with girls.

It used to be largely because I kept to myself and there weren't many girls in my social circle, but now I'm trying and it still fails.

Can't get Snapchat bc Windows Phone and I tried several times getting the full version on PC but had technical problems.
Tinder I've spent lots of time on swiping and working on my profile (its not on the Windows Phone Store but there are alternatives on the same network/can use it on Bluestacks) but only one match. I'm not the most attractive bloke but even if I was morbidly obese I'd expect to get robots/accidental swipes, so I am beginning to wonder if it is just glitches as I've heard that can happen on the Android edition a lot and also every time I go on I have to set my location using the fake GPS app for it to start and I can still have problems then...
Instagram I could get but no. Just no.
Also will get Happn but I've heard the competition there is high.

My department is all-males. I don't get invited to that many big events, mostly small gatherings. People I know go to nightclubs a lot and have invited me to go with them in the past, and that's apparently how a lot of them pull so I'm planning on doing that soon. I'm not into or good at sport but I work out.

As you may have guessed I am a total autist in social situations. People have said just be confident/talkative. I've seen other unattractive but confident guys do really well, but I'm in a vicious cycle of doing badly and expecting to do badly.

Overall the harder I try to pull the worse I do. When I was 11-13 I barely spent any time on my physical appearance (and I wasn't one of those people who naturally looks good by a long stretch), I had barely any friends and was concentrating on grades but I had loads of girls flirting or asking me out, including older girls. Now I'm a lot older, I spend a lot of time trying to look good/meet people but with little success.

I recognise the irony of this statement, but help me get laid 4chan!