My mother really, really wants me to get married and have kids despite the fact that I'm disgustingly ugly, have no confidence, a terrible personality and absolutely no game, and get laughed at on a somewhat regular basis by random girls at my university. One of her lifelong dreams has been to have grand kids, and I'm afraid of what will happen to her if I disappoint her. Can I tell her something to change her mind or should I just marry a lesbian and have kids with her?