I'm getting laid tonight /adv/. There's one problem though...I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

>be me, 25 yr old nerd.
>had sex twice.
>total time: 7 minutes
>fake my way into group of cool college kids.
>Ive been stealing plots from movies and claiming them as life experiences.
>they think I'm one of them.

I'm supposed to go bang this 10/10 freak tonight and If I blow it everyone's gonna know.

I scored some Viagra but I need some tips so I don't make a fool of myself tonight. Any tips?