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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:13:33 No.16388378 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16388387 >>16388389 >>16388394 >>16389081 >>16389171 >>16389229

Alright friends

Should I get a numba 1 or a numba 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:15:55 No.16388387 Report Delete

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>>16388378
3, no cheese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:16:13 No.16388389 Report Delete

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>>16388378
All of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:17:02 No.16388391 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389057

Why are they all free?

Also regardless of choice, go half coke, half diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:17:13 No.16388394 Report Delete

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>>16388378
3 is the obvious choice, with cheese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:18:11 No.16388397 Report Delete

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3, with added mac sauce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:19:45 No.16388403 Report Delete

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1 nestled inbetween 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:32:40 No.16388456 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16388467

Who the fuck goes to McDonalds anymore

Go to BK, order a couple dozen nugs

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:34:06 No.16388467 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389001 >>16389020

>>16388456
I changed my mind, I ordered pizza instead

BK is shit, I literally vomit after I bit it a whopper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:34:29 No.16388860 Report Delete

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Wendy's, you dolt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:36:05 No.16388861 Report Delete

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numba 1. dat special sauce is so good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:08:24 No.16388983 Report Delete

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Pick none
Go to the store, get some ground beef, some buns, cheese, condiments etc. and make your one fucking burger you fat piece of shit.

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:12:00 No.16388994 Report Delete

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oh, pegasus :(

i knew you were fat but this must be a new low. why would you do this to yourself?

i'm here if you want to talk about your eating disorder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:15:09 No.16389001 Report Delete

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>>16388467
no one told you to get a whopper, BK nuggets are the bomb tho

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:19:44 No.16389020 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389077 >>16389143

>>16388467
you know instead of poisoning yourself with shit food you can make your own pizza. i use giant portabello mushrooms as crust

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:28:26 No.16389057 Report Delete

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>>16388391
>Why are they all free?

Jesus fucking kek

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:36:17 No.16389077 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389083

>>16389020
gotta die of something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:37:40 No.16389081 Report Delete

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>>16388378
>Number 9
>380 to 1000 calorie jump

Holy fuck

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:37:45 No.16389083 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389096

>>16389077
heart disease a poor choice.

i will pray for your soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:38:06 No.16389087 Report Delete

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Just did this today. Mcchicken and a mcdouble. Das da mcgangbang. *gag*.

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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:40:41 No.16389096 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389121

>>16389083
valhalla calls

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:46:49 No.16389121 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389126 >>16389129

>>16389096
while the people conquered by their own cheeseburgers (and poor decision-making skills) may have been brave in life, they are not allowed entry into valhalla.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:48:15 No.16389126 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389133

>>16389121
Your tripfag sounds derogatory. Is it?

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:48:52 No.16389129 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389133

>>16389121
i have been witnessed my entry into vahalla is secured

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:50:39 No.16389133 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389142 >>16389165

>>16389126
it's a wholesome and sincere declaration.

>>16389129
you're not very pretty when you lie.

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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:52:34 No.16389142 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389149

>>16389133
whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:52:56 No.16389143 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389149

>>16389020
>>giant portobello mushroom as crust
Fuck off Mario. If I'm dying choking on a mushroom it's gonna be my own dick.

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:54:41 No.16389149 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389155

>>16389142
oh no is pegasus speechless? :O

>>16389143
>If I'm dying choking on a mushroom it's gonna be my own dick.
at least someone here knows what it means to have a true warrior's death.

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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:56:48 No.16389155 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389157

>>16389149
yup

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:57:41 No.16389157 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389158 >>16389163

>>16389155
i think we should be friends from now on. i'll help you lose weight if you want. you gotta promise to be nice though. to everyone.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:59:25 No.16389158 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389161

>>16389157
I'm slightly underweight

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:59:55 No.16389161 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389168

>>16389158
gross why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:00:07 No.16389163 Report Delete

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>>16389157
Im available for moderating this meeting.
I'm >>choking on own dick guy. So you know I'm down for a good time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:00:18 No.16389165 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389177 >>16389181

>>16389133
I'm lovin it.

It really resonates with the part of me I don't like.

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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:01:50 No.16389168 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389181

>>16389161
eating is boring and i hate everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:02:52 No.16389171 Report Delete

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>>16388378

Number fucking ONE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:04:47 No.16389177 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389181

>>16389165
I mean cause its about taking minor abuse, perhaps sexually, right? Or do I need help?

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:07:15 No.16389181 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389184 >>16389207

>>16389165
yeah i'm pretty sure it's the best trip anyone has ever had.

>>16389168
well i guess you're still a kid and all. don't worry, your probably grow into your body.

>>16389177
you're a fucking pervert. it's nothing about sex you creep.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:09:04 No.16389184 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389191

>>16389181
im not a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:09:23 No.16389187 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389191

my dick is shaped like broccoli. Does that increase your interest?

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:11:06 No.16389191 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389194 >>16389195 >>16389207

>>16389184
not sure i believe you. how old are you?

>>16389187
i'm a shameless slut and that's maybe a bad thing. but no i don't care about your penis. maybe if you lived closer i would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:13:05 No.16389194 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389198

>>16389191
I live wherever you live. I work in the hotel industry and have enough miles saved to fly wherever I'm needed. Broccoli dick is waiting.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:13:14 No.16389195 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389198

>>16389191
too old for you

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:15:41 No.16389198 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389206 >>16389221

>>16389194
i made a craigslist posting a couple days ago just to see what would happen. literally got over 200 emails.

>>16389195
that's pretty old. i slept with a man twice my age for a while, back when twice me age = 20. kinda creepy you said you're too old for me. do you think of me in like a sexual way?

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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:19:40 No.16389206 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389218

>>16389198
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:19:44 No.16389207 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389218

>>16389181
>Best trip ever
>>16389191
>fucking slut

Okay, yeah. It certainly is. I hate smart fucked off people though. I try every day to be neither. Gimmie a trip that is stupid.

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:23:11 No.16389218 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389233 >>16389260

>>16389206
okay you're boring now, mr. 2 letter reply. bye.

>>16389207
no idea what a smart fucked off person is. my trip seriously was never intended to be taken sexually. i love vegetables, and work crazy hard at eating well. it's like a piece of my identity that i'm proud of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:24:19 No.16389221 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389230

>>16389198
Literally don't care about your cl. We fuckin or nah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:26:17 No.16389229 Report Delete

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>>16388378
three, duh

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:26:36 No.16389230 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389248

>>16389221
nah. i'm too sad tonight.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:27:07 No.16389233 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389243

>>16389218
;)

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:29:15 No.16389243 Report Delete

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>>16389233
i liked you better when you were mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:30:54 No.16389248 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389257

>>16389230
Bullshit excuse. Getting bored here with the disembodied vagina. We can still save tonight just need to head over to /b/ and get some tits going. Trust me, you'll feel better in the morning.

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:32:36 No.16389257 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389273

>>16389248
disembodied vagina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:32:50 No.16389260 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389281

>>16389218
>not sexual
>about vegetables
Ah. I've fallen quite far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:35:18 No.16389273 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389281

>>16389257
yeah, I feel like I'm talking to a vagina, as I can only pretend to imagine what everything attached to said vagina looks like. So to protect myself from high hopes, I'm imagining you as a floating vagina, until I talk you into actual pics. This is my way. It's a good way.

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:37:21 No.16389281 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389287 >>16389288

>>16389260
yes :(

i'm sorry.

>>16389273
>This is my way. It's a good way.
it's not a fool-proof way. i don't have a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:39:26 No.16389287 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389295 >>16389299

>>16389281
Well, time to shift this conversation a little. How's your asshole feeling? Up for some fissuring and whatnot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:39:49 No.16389288 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389299

>>16389281
But ur foolin everyone
Should we be so damned
As to take in interest in who you are
Oh three wolf moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:40:49 No.16389295 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16389298

>>16389287
Not gay w fissures. Don't appreciate that kinda talk m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:41:47 No.16389298 Report Delete

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>>16389295
Didn't ask you m8. Fuck off. This is between me and the veggie trap

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eats her vegetables !!ZKRSt1a5fFs Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:42:12 No.16389299 Report Delete

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>>16389287
i said i'm not in the mood for sex stuff. especially when you talk about it so strangely.

>>16389288
damned if you do, damned if you don't. imo.

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