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>Be me >A couple months ago, second semester, senior year of high school. >School cliques strongly set, nobody's looking to make new friends. They've already got them. >New girl in class. >After a week, still nobody's talking to her. >She looks really sad and lonely. >I know that feel >Go to talk to her, just friendly chitchat. >She seems happier. >She's really beautiful, but that's not why I reached out to her. I just know it sucks being lonely. >Teacher seats us next to one another. >Start talking everyday. >She's a total Jesus freak. Wants me to come to church with her. >I was raised Mormon, but have been a lot happier since I stopped going to church. >Therefore, I politely decline. >Here's where it gets weird. >She looks down, and says that when I first reached out to her, she had been praying to become less lonely. >Claims God sent me to cure her loneliness, even though I was unaware of it. >dafuq.jpeg >Says now God wants her to save me. >I nervously laugh >She looks me square in the face and says, "I will save you, because I love you. God has sent me because he wants us to be together, and doesn't want you to go to Hell." >I point out that if he didn't want me to go to Hell, he could just not send me to Hell. Problem solved. >She laughs and says "It's all part of the plan." >From this point on, she is relentless. >Doesn't believe in sex before marriage, so she's trying to get me to marry her. >She starts telling everyone we're engaged. >Somehow gets in my house and tells parents, and Facebook (through my computer) this. >In college now, people still ask daily when the wedding is. Hard to explain, I tell them. >Says if I take the engaged status off of Facebook, she'll say I cheated on her, and everyone will hate me. >Says it's for my own good. >Dear anon, who art in 4chan, what do? >Should also point out, she Facebook stalked me to find my interests, including anime. She watched Future Diary, and considers Yuno an "Inspirational Character". So, pic related.
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Underage detected.
Anonymous
>>16393471 How hot are we talking?
Yukki
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In college. I am in college now. Over 18. Even senior year, when this started, I was over 18.
Yukki
>>16393483 I mean, honestly she IS possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever met. She asked me if I thought she was pretty at one point, and I told her this, which *may* have been a mistake.
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>>16393471 Tell everyone she's a crazy ass bitch, if you keep this going it will only get worse, shit, you might end up actually marrying her.
Anonymous
Your only option is to marry her.
Yukki
I was thinking of joining the military to get away, but her upbringing was extremely right wing (probably explaining why she's so religious), so she just says "Oh, that would be amazing, to be an Army Wife. I would be so proud of you!"
Anonymous
I hate to break it to you, but women like that are hard to come by nowadays. I would do it just because I have a Christian background that I still generally follow.
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>>16393510 Noice b8 m8, 8/8
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>>16393483 Looks will only get you so far. At some point she's going to fucking drive you crazy and you'll lose fucking everything in the divorce because you know she's going to get pregnant one way or another. Even if you can avoid when she dripping wet and begging for your cock, if she's as crazy as she sounds then she's going to get your semen by any means necessary. He'll she might rape you in your sleep.
Then the other problem is that no one is going to believe you. People gravitate towards beauty and everyone is going to side with the gorgeous, virginal, Jesus girl over you.
Yukki
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>>16393513 Yeah, I think you're right. She's a good person, but nobody's perfect. Expecting perfection would be silly. The most any of us can hope to do is be as good as possible.
On a side note, I've met her parents, and she's one of the few people I know who's parents are still together and appear happy that way. They seem to share her sentiment that God brought us together, and don't begrudge me for not going to church.
Given that most parents would begrudge me for being alive, this is very good.
Anonymous
So she's a devoted Christian, she's hot as fuck, and she likes chinese cartoons and especially you. She's a nice person who goes out of her way to help others.
Yukki
I will say that it might be fair for me to get into her thing (church), since she got into mine (anime).
Yukki
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>>16393565 She's a really nice person to be around, and as for the stalking and clinginess, I will admit part of me kind of liked it, so I never asked her to stop. I have only myself to blame for that.
It was wrong of me to even try to pin that one on her.
Anonymous
break up with her.
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>>16393471 If this is real you're dumb for not telling her things to get her to chill out, like, "so far you haven't been doing good wife material. And you should prove that you can be calm" don't say that stuff to fuck with her or take advantage just to get her to chill out and stop fucking your life.
I believe this thread could be real because this is kind of what my girlfriend is like. I'm fine with it but, there are girls like this.
Anonymous
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>>16393471 Start accusing ger of things like cheating or wanting other people.
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>>16393493 > taught to be faithful Kek. Tell that to my Jesus freak ex.
Anonymous
>>16393576 >start preparations to marry Don't rush it before you're ready. How have you two known each other anyway?
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>>16393643 >how long I accidentally a word
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This is b8>Yandere desu
Anonymous
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As a devout Christian who is a regular known for it on /v/, I'm just going to tell you how it is brother.
Anonymous
>>16393489 >most beautiful woman I've ever met >still nobody's talking to her Sounds like a made up story
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>>16393471 She is insane. It really has little to do with her religion - she is obsessive and delusional. Tell her, in simple words and sentences, "I do not love you. I am not going to marry you. I don't want to hear from you again. If you attempt to contact me again, I will have to get a restraining order against you. I sincerely suggest that you get mental help. Goodbye."
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If she ever texts you about accusing you of cheating, make sure you screen shot it as proof
Anonymous
>>16393731 Because "most beautiful women I've ever met" is a totally objective statement, especially given his current situation.
I want to believe, Anon. Don't ruin this.
Anonymous
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>>16393796 >>16393805 /adv/ become house of baits shitposting lords
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>>16393471 You could just say no. That's an option here.
Or you could play this off of hormones and repeatedly put yourself in sexually tense situations until she gives in. Then you have sex with "the most beautiful woman you've ever met" and she might feel like a dirty sinner, relax on her religion, and become an actually okay person.
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>>16393594 You shut your whore mouth, she's at as fuq
