Not even going to bother going to /b/ for this shit. About 6 or 7 months ago I overdosed on alcohol. When I woke up I had some weird device in my rectum and a catheter all the way in my cock. Hurt like fuck when the nursr removed it, but I didn't think much of it and was just glad to have it out.

They finally let me go home and for some reason I'm really anxious to see if my pee hole is still fully operational. I get that nut and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EACH SQUIRT IS LIKE A TABLE SPOON AND IT GOES FLYING ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM, only problem is the last one or two squirts kinda sting a little. the pain got worse little by little. Fast forward to today, and those last few shots hurt so bad when I jizz that it's fucking depressing (still epic loads though). I'm coming here as a last resort before going to the doctor, because I really don't wanna go. So, can anyone give me a diagnosis and maybe a remedy?

Tl;dr: cant cum right anymore wat do