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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:19:56 No.16396201 View Reply Report Delete

I'm having a lady friend over tomorrow but I haven't had sex in a long time...I told her this already and she says its fine so I'm a lot less nervous but I still wanna please. Any advice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:24:19 No.16396217 Report Delete

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Get a six pack of hard cider and drink one or two before she arrives.
Hug her hello, tell her she looks good.
Pull up a shitty horror movie on Netflix, share cider, and don't overthink things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:26:54 No.16396224 Report Delete

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oh and get some cheez-its.

you'll be drowning in pussy.

Víðarr !!36RydjUj1Jl

Víðarr !!36RydjUj1Jl Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:27:45 No.16396225 Report Delete

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>>16396201
That movie was trash/10. Wasted $10 to see it in theater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:27:47 No.16396226 Report Delete

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Trim your pubes. Most women don't want a jungle down there. Besides, it makes your dick look bigger. Don't shave it clean though. Them pricklies can maim.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:28:08 No.16396227 Report Delete

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>>16396201
I usually take breaks between girlfriends. Just pump away bro. Then after you cum inside of her eat her out to make sure she gets off. Win.

Canaduhfag.

Canaduhfag. Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:31:25 No.16396232 Report Delete

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>>16396227
Not sure if retarded or .....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:37:13 No.16396250 Report Delete

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>>16396232
Young kids these days are into some deviant shit now. I had a coworker in his early twenties that would talk about licking him some assholes and enjoying it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:43:51 No.16396271 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16396295 >>16396299 >>16396347

>>16396232
If you really expect a girl to suck your dick and swallow you'd be retarded to show disgust in tasting your own nut. You want her to lick her pussy juice off of your fingers but no no, your own icky cum is gross. Any horny girl loves that shit unless she's catholic and believes sex is only for having babies.

Canaduhfag.

Canaduhfag. Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:50:51 No.16396295 Report Delete

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>>16396271
So you are retarded. Thanks for confirming.

Alphonse

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Alphonse Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:52:41 No.16396299 Report Delete

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>>16396271

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:00:05 No.16396319 Report Delete

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>>16396299
I love you Alphonse!

Alphonse

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Alphonse Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:05:00 No.16396331 Report Delete

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>>16396319
I love you Pegasus! Come in my limousine, lets hang out!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:06:00 No.16396338 Report Delete

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>>16396299
If having dirty filthy sex is a crime then lock me up now because laws will be broken. I am only being honest.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:07:39 No.16396346 Report Delete

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>>16396331
Where are we gonna go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:08:03 No.16396347 Report Delete

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>>16396271
hahahaha dis nigga GAY and hes gunna explain why

Alphonse

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Alphonse Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:13:20 No.16396368 Report Delete

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>>16396338
>If being a fucking retard is a crime then lock me up now because laws will be broken. I am only being honest.
ftfy
>>16396346
To wallmart, I need snacks to watch my anime.

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