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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:32:17 No.16400344 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400347 >>16400476 >>16400480 >>16400542 >>16400919 >>16400927 >>16401116 >>16401122

Ok. I'm seriously desperate.
I want to kill myself fast and as less painfully possible. With an actual 100% probability that I will die.
Thing is, I have no idea what to do. My town is fucking small and the highest building is 6 floors (I need at least 8), I have no way to get a gun, and not gonna risk myself by hanging.
I'm serious. I already decided I want to do this. I need to know, the internet just gives me advice to not kill myself but this is unbearable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:33:17 No.16400347 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400352 >>16400460

>>16400344
"Are you in crisis? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at +1 (800) 273-8255."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:34:09 No.16400352 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400359

>>16400347
Fuck you man. I've had enough. I wanted to do this for a long time but I just can't find how.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:36:49 No.16400359 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400371

>>16400352

You can't figure out how to kill yourself?

Jesus Christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:39:48 No.16400371 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400392 >>16400395

>>16400359
All the methods of my choosing are sort of out of reach so I'm asking
I mean, how do I use carbon monoxide? Is it something I can buy and so where? Do I buy a mask? Is it a method that actually works? I don't fucking know because google doesn't help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:45:55 No.16400392 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400397

>>16400371
You've gotta be like 15 years old. How can you not know the most common source of CO on the planet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:47:03 No.16400395 Report Delete

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>>16400371
You could do the whole run a hose from the tailpipe of your car into the cabin, close the garage door, and just let the car run. Eventually you'll pass out from the lack of oxygen and then slip into death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:47:13 No.16400397 Report Delete

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>>16400392
graphic design student

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:49:53 No.16400405 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400413

Grow some fucking testicles OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:52:01 No.16400413 Report Delete

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>>16400405
Fuck you, I'm seriously tired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:57:42 No.16400433 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400449

Why are you so sad op?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:00:24 No.16400449 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400459

>>16400433
I don't want to say because it's not important for this thread. I just want a method to kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:01:49 No.16400456 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400460

call this number for the best tips
1 (800) 273-8255

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:02:56 No.16400459 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400464

>>16400449
Just tell us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:03:13 No.16400460 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400456
Not even american so no,
Also nice try but >>16400347

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:04:32 No.16400463 Report Delete

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There is a thread each day about this topic, lurk more faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:04:33 No.16400464 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400474

>>16400459
I don't want psychiatric help nor to talk about my problems. I just want a method to kill myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:06:52 No.16400474 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400478

>>16400464
if i tell you, and you kill yourself

I will be sad anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:08:06 No.16400476 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400482

>>16400344
take a healthy dose of heroin, barbiturates, benzos or a coctail thereof. preferably served intravenous. Best to be enjoyed with a good dose of alcohol on the side.

>can't get heroin
If you don't want to approach a hobo for smack, you don't wanna die

pro tip: now that you're going to get heroin, barbiturates or benzo's, try a non-lethal dose first, it might solve your problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:08:29 No.16400478 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400481

>>16400474
think about it as freeing a person

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:09:44 No.16400480 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400490

>>16400344
Christ, what the hell is so wrong that you want a permanent solution like this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:09:59 No.16400481 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400484

>>16400478
from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:10:24 No.16400482 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400499

>>16400476
>If you don't want to approach a hobo for smack, you don't wanna die
I'm mostly a hikki and sheltered so I don't even know what kind of person sells it. That might be a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:11:29 No.16400484 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400497

>>16400481
Bad stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:12:47 No.16400490 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400480
me, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:15:24 No.16400497 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400484
such as?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:15:36 No.16400499 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400514

>>16400482
see, you're not even trying!
Just aproach a hobo who looks smacked up. tell him you'l give him some if he finds you some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:15:39 No.16400500 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400514

>and not gonna risk myself by hanging

what do you mean by that? hanging is one of the most effective ways to commit suicide and available for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:16:15 No.16400501 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Oke chicken shit, take the easy way out. Although the easy way does not seem easy for you to accomplish...

Since you live in a small town it might be wise to leave it as your first step up rehabilitation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:20:19 No.16400514 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400558

>>16400500
I don't trust it. Heard about bad stuff if it goes wrong.
>>16400499
I just want something risk free and quick, man. Something I can buy at a drug store. I'm not making excuses, I'm just dumb in general.

7mgeFag !!JXsqLnGUUaz

7mgeFag !!JXsqLnGUUaz Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:28:03 No.16400542 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400555 >>16400559 >>16400569

>>16400344
Grow some fucking spine. You think you have problems? You haven't been homeless 3000 miles from home in the Alaskan wilderness during winter with nothing but the clothes on your back and no one that gives a shit about you.

I promise, your parents won't give a shit that you fucked off your college classes off, you'll get over your ex, or whatever teenage angst ridden problems you think you have.

I guarantee this issue is a result of you thinking you're an invincible teenager that doesn't take shit and thinks he knows everything, and now that the world is pushing back harder than you can, your foolish pride makes you think you should kill yourself rather than accept defeat and learn some fucking humility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:29:16 No.16400549 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400554 >>16400559 >>16400569

You are such a pussy, OP. Most likely too ashamed to tell us your reasoning for seeking suicide methods because it is petty gradeschool shit. Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:30:18 No.16400554 Report Delete

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>>16400549
yeah op just tell us

its an anonymous site, its not like someone will laugh at your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:30:35 No.16400555 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400569

>>16400542
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:31:40 No.16400558 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400617

>>16400514
you can't kill yourself with anything from the drug store, you need illegal drugs if that's your choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:31:41 No.16400559 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400570 >>16400681

>>16400542
>>16400549
Who cares?
I'm not here to discuss my depression.
But I'm convinced with the hanging I guess. I just need to think about a decent place now.
Anyway. Bye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:35:24 No.16400569 Report Delete

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>>16400542
>>16400549
>>16400555
fucking lifelovers, i swear

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:36:30 No.16400570 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400583

>>16400559
Okay dont discuss it, but just say it in one sentence.

I wont reply with advice or anything, i am just curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:39:49 No.16400579 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400585

Nobody is going to want to help you if you're too much of a faggot to tell us what the issues are/reasons for seeking death. If you are too idiotic to figure out how to look up tutorials on the internet, that is seriously some sad shit. Let me guess. You're like 17

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:42:19 No.16400583 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400597 >>16400609

>>16400570
My wife, who has been my best friend for 15 years died early this year and I don't want to go on since then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:43:16 No.16400585 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400579
i will help him, and the reason nor his age don't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:49:01 No.16400597 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400613

>>16400583
if you have money (less than $1k) and live in a country with non strict customs (for example US) you can order drugs (Nembutal, used for actual euthanasia) by mail, i can point you to to sources if that's something you'd be interested in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:54:20 No.16400609 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400616

>>16400583
ouch, that sucks mate

Did you have kids?
Would she want you to live on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 04:58:23 No.16400613 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400617 >>16400637

>>16400597
I live in Mexico and I do have that money, but unlike the publicity my town is pretty peaceful. Not sure if I could get that drug, but might as well try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:00:08 No.16400616 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400631 >>16400687

>>16400609
>Did you have kids?
No, we married just a couple of years ago and didn't want kids until 30s
>Would she want you to live on?
Dunno, doesn't matter. She is the only person I actually cared for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:00:55 No.16400617 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400637

>>16400613
if you live in mexico then pardon my comment here:
>>16400558

wait a second, i'll do some research and get back to you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:10:13 No.16400631 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400616
that is my worst nightmare right there man.

I am so horrible at "letting go" and moving on.
I just can't.

My condolences.

Sorry I cant give you any suicide methods because morals.
I will pray for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:17:09 No.16400637 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400646

>>16400613
>>16400617
ok, so remember when i talked about Nembutal in mail previously, actually that Nembutal is sent from Mexico, where it's available even by over the shelf in some cases, i have some sources:

Ejercito Mexicano No. 5
(near Playa Norte) area of Mazatlan

Pharmacies of Playa del Carmen

Calle 41 177-1
Col Valladolid Centro
Yucatan

Tijuaa, store at a street Del Travieso

reportedly available in Nuevo, Progreso, Juaresz, Nuevo Laredo, Nogales, Cancun

if you can't find it in person i think ordering from a mexican will work too, but the price is much higher than in person, but it shouldn't matter to you, you can find these sources in an e-book called peaceful pill e-handbook, you can buy it or i can give you access for it for free if you give me a throwaway e-mail where i can send it, in any case i would suggest getting access to it because it explains nicely the required dosage and also it's suggested to use anti-emetics as well because you might throw it up while unconscious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:24:46 No.16400646 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400649 >>16400656

>>16400637
I'm actually very close to one of the cities listed there, and I can pirate the e-book.
Thank you very much. Good bye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:26:58 No.16400649 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400646
ok, but the pirated e-book might be outdated, there are 2 sources in the newest version where you can order it from Mexico, the names start with letters A and S, if they aren't in your pirated version then buy it

godspeed, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:32:11 No.16400656 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400646
hey, take care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:32:38 No.16400657 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400661

This thread is fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:35:50 No.16400661 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400657
how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:40:35 No.16400671 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400683

HELIUM EXIT BAG
Use it OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:47:47 No.16400681 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400559 Obviously 90% of this fucking thread cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:48:38 No.16400683 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400671
>falling for memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:48:52 No.16400684 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400693 >>16400934

I don't know why more people don't just hang themselves. There's something very quick and to the point about it. It shows that they wanted to die and even if they changed their mind, there would be no way out. There's something admirable about that in a very fucked up sort of way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:52:21 No.16400687 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400616
Do you have nobody who cares about you?
What if you someone commits suicide because of your suicide? Wouldn't it be better to try and get through this?
I mean christ, i know it's hard to loose someone you love, especially to death, but it's not even been a year! You haven't even tried to heal from the loss..
Look at it this way... Is this what you wife would have wanted you to do?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:53:40 No.16400689 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400698 >>16400820

Hang yourself from the roof of the six story building with a rope that's as long as five stories are high. Decapitation for poorfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:53:41 No.16400690 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>making decisions while distressed

Yeah it sucks OP, but you can't be that much of a dependent cuck that you kill yourself the moment she's gone. Go cry, and be happy you had time with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:55:03 No.16400693 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400708

>>16400684
it could fail and you end up handicapped.

unable to even attempt ever again and stuck in a hospital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:57:57 No.16400698 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400701 >>16400705

>>16400689
You know what? Why don't you go do that you psychotic fuck!
Jesus fucking christ, one this is seeing this guy wanting to commit suicide, but the fact that people in here actually try to guide him on how to do it, instead of giving actual advice on his situation really makes me sad.
This fucker is down, and doesn't need you guys to sympathize or give him instructions to kill himself, he needs a kick in the head and a reality check.
Seriously bro, don't do it. She wouldn't want that for you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:01:31 No.16400701 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400698
i dont want him to kill himself either.

But dang, his pain must be unbearable. poor op man

This right here is one of the reasons i dont want to have family or really close friends.
I get really attached to people, if something happens to them i wont be able to handle it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:03:40 No.16400705 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400723

>>16400698

Don't be such a faggot. We don't owe him shit, if he wants help he can use his mouth and ask like an adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:06:24 No.16400708 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400693
The only way that shit will fail is not tying the rope securely to something. If you make sure the rope is tied tightly and your feet will be high enough of the ground to not enable you to try and hold yourself up until someone finds you, you're are going to straight fucking die and not be a vegetable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:27:54 No.16400723 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400705
Who cares about owing shit?
Some people aren't as self-absorbed as you, dickface.
One day you'll need help, but won't be able to ask for it or get it, and you'll know exactly why the shit you're saying is bullshit.
You'll wish you hadn't pushed everyone around you away with your hateful demeanor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 07:35:27 No.16400820 Report Delete

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>>16400689
I kek'd so hard at this. What's wrong with me??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:21:55 No.16400919 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400943

>>16400344
Just buy some Coca. Drive in the town. Get a Prostitute. And your Problems became less.

You can change your fucking live!!! Make Sports meet girls. So where is your fucking Problem?

And you actually dont know how to kill yourself with Co? Just go to fucking school. 4chan is btw for people who are 18 and older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:25:01 No.16400927 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401060

>>16400344
>suicide
>With an actual 100% probability that I will die.
Literally impossible.Even shooting yourself in the face has 99% chance.The only way you can die 100% it's if you get killed by someone else,because he can male sure you're dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:27:22 No.16400934 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400684
Choking isn't exactly painless and given OP mental state it's very possible that he'll fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:32:06 No.16400943 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400919
>prostitute
>meet new girls

The love his life for 15 years died...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:19:59 No.16401060 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400927
>Literally impossible.
jump from a high enough place would disagree with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:39:34 No.16401116 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16400344

safe travels anon, I suggest a suicide bag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:41:43 No.16401122 Report Delete

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>>16400344

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