I compulsively masturbate when I wake up. I'm always doing jazz hands for no reason. I CANNOT talk to people or communicate well. I play music. I have an underdeveloped ass (gluteus strength) I don't make friends easily.
I'm always fire and brimstone when I see something wrong.

Is this Asperger's ? Could I have Asperger's?

Honestly, the shoe fits and my family is pretty off too. I'm old school, I'm going to continue being. However, what should I do? I don't like the idea of there being some bullshit wrong with me.

Any advice?