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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:23:09 No.16400922 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400973 >>16400976 >>16400987 >>16400989 >>16401065

How creepy am I for sleeping with a piece of cloth dampened with the perfume of a girl I am in love with? And it's not even a real perfume it's just some cleaning product that she uses.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:38:54 No.16400957 Report Delete

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8/10 creepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:47:54 No.16400973 Report Delete

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>>16400922
The fuck, this is creepy. 10/10 if she knew she would dump your sorry as asap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:50:43 No.16400976 Report Delete

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>>16400922
Would you tell anyone you knew that you do this? No? then it is pretty weird.
This is coming from someone who sniffs chairs after pretty women get off from them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:51:25 No.16400979 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400985 >>16401046 >>16401065

unrelated but can I get perfume too? I want to smell good. What if I can even condition my boyfriend to be hornier if I wear perfume certain times?

But where the fuck do people get perfume

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:53:02 No.16400985 Report Delete

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>>16400979
...what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:55:02 No.16400987 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401003

>>16400922
if it helps you it's whatever.
just keep that shit to yourself.

i'm sure lots of people do it just noone will admit it. and why would they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:55:18 No.16400989 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16400999

>>16400922
>a girl I am in love with?
Why do you need a rag if you can just smell your gf?
Or is it just someone you are infatuated with? I'm assuming you aren't an idiot claiming you love someone you aren't in a relationship with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:56:03 No.16400993 Report Delete

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She'd buy a gun if she knew, if you have any malicious intent towards her then yeah that's creepy. You should try talking to her a little bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:57:53 No.16400999 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401003

>>16400989
no.. i'm an idiot wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:00:34 No.16401003 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401022

>>16400999
Then in that case don't listen to people like >>16400987
Stop doing it, socialise with normal people.
The more time you spend doing weird shit, the harder it will become to break the habit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:06:15 No.16401022 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401037 >>16401054 >>16401056 >>16401213

>>16401003
I am social.
People invite me to hang out with them and I always accept. If I were a creep in social situations people would stop wanting to hang out with me.
I never had a gf though. I am 33 years old and still people and especially girls cannot see me as an adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:10:24 No.16401037 Report Delete

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>>16401022
I said 8/10 earlier, but given the info you've provided since then, I'd say 11/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:14:50 No.16401046 Report Delete

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>>16400979
Stores like Macy's and JCPenney's have perfume, drugstores have some, and Victoria's Secret and Bath and Body Works have their own lines of body sprays, which are pretty nice.

You can also order online, but you're taking a risk because you can't smell it beforehand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:17:52 No.16401054 Report Delete

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>>16401022
33 yo virgin
sleeps with a rag smelling like some chick

Imagine girl's disgust and terror when she finds out. Why some guys are that pathetic? Op will never get laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:19:01 No.16401056 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401086

>>16401022
>I never had a gf though. I am 33 years old and still people and especially girls cannot see me as an adult.
This is a definition of social retard, it sounds like you are the person people talk of as:
"he is weird but you get used to it"
or
"he is a laugh"

You sounds like the male equivalent of a "bubbly" girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:23:04 No.16401065 Report Delete

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>>16400979

Go to a department store or mall, they will usually have a perfume section with sample bottles laid out. They will also usually have strips for you to spray the perfume on to smell. Pick your favorite 2 or 3. Spray a small portion on your wrist/arm (do not mix them). Walk around the mall for 15 minutes. Come back and smell the spots you sprayed on your arms.

The scent will interact with your natural body chemistry and change slightly.

>>16400922
Pretty creepy... But hey, at least you know and can admit it is right? Next step is doing something about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:29:41 No.16401086 Report Delete

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>>16401056
I am a human being. I have feelings too. The fact that I grew to be a social pariah (blame the way I was brought me up, my genes, whatever) doesn't mean that I don't long for companionship like everybody else.
But I know that what >>16401056
said is true and that at my age is pretty impossible to achieve that, so I have to find ways to cope with my feelings. And no matter how weird it is, if it can help me feel better and it doesn't hurt anyone why should I stop it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 09:30:54 No.16401088 Report Delete

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>>16401086
Because it's fucking creepy, that's why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 10:45:21 No.16401213 Report Delete

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>>16401022
If you like this girl, why haven't you asked her out on a date?

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