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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:43:52 No.16401735 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401739 >>16401742 >>16401757 >>16401758 >>16401773 >>16401899 >>16402079 >>16402114

Thinking about hiring a hooker to take my virginity. I'm 27

Should I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:44:37 No.16401739 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401757

>>16401735
I was thinking about this too as I am also a 27 KV. I look forward to the responses in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:46:02 No.16401742 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401745

>>16401735
26KV here.
I kinda doubt that would the underlying issue, which for me is social anxiety/awkwardness.

I'm guessing it's the same issue or is it something else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:47:39 No.16401745 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401756 >>16401763 >>16401766 >>16401915

>>16401742

Nope,

I've tried dating, but it's like girls always expect more. It feels like I'm being compared to Christian Grey. Once they find out I live with my parents, despite living in an area where there's a rent inflation they lose interest. It's like they don't understand the economy is in the tank and that to have a good career takes time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:50:38 No.16401756 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401775

>>16401745
Top KEK

>mfw this god tier bait
>mfw no appropriate pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:50:40 No.16401757 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401792

>>16401735
>>16401739
Do it. I lost mine to a high-class escort when I was 26 years old.

Pro-tips: use an alias, and inform her about your virginity BEFORE you set up a session. Some women are alright with it, some think it's sweet, and others would rather not take someone's v-card while at work because they think it might scar you for life.

Relax. Listening to some calming music if you have to. DO NOT get drunk and do not get high. Don't bother wanking beforehand to last longer. If you pop early, there will be plenty of time for rounds 2 & 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:51:19 No.16401758 Report Delete

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>>16401735
When i was 20-21 i fucked 5 different hookers. Thank God i never got infected. But it is risky, be careful. It is a bad method, but this helped me to get over my anxiety with women. Now i have 25, and have a great gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:52:01 No.16401763 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401768 >>16401779

>>16401745
Then wouldn't one-night stand at clubs and bars be more appropriate?

I know plenty of dudes that still with their parent(s) that still get pussy.

Canaduhfag.

Canaduhfag. Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:52:56 No.16401766 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401774 >>16401780

>>16401745
>It's like they don't understand the economy is in the tank
We've recovered from 2008 and then some. Anyone who cant find a job is just a whiny faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:53:41 No.16401768 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401775 >>16401779

>>16401763

Clubs and bars are too hectic for me, one night stands are not what I'm looking for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:54:24 No.16401773 Report Delete

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>>16401735
yep. use a condom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:54:49 No.16401774 Report Delete

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>>16401766
dubs confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:54:54 No.16401775 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401797

>>16401768
>not I'm looking for

Alright this is bait.

>>16401756
You called it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:55:34 No.16401779 Report Delete

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>>16401763
>>16401768
I got 2 infections of 1 night stands. Blonde Cali girls are more risky than a hooker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:55:38 No.16401780 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401802

>>16401766

>recovered

for a guy named canaduhfag you sure seem to be ignorant about the dollar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:58:05 No.16401792 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401808 >>16401812

>>16401757
Is somewhere like the bunny ranch a good idea? Going through an escort makes me nervous due to police, pimps, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:58:52 No.16401797 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401807 >>16401917

>>16401775
Meant to just say bars and clubs are too hectic. I honestly don't know how one night stands work. Do I just tell a girl I'm only interested in short term?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:59:31 No.16401802 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401809

>>16401780
keep making excuses for your failure
keep blaming a nebulous Other like a knuckle-dragging mudslime
keep fucking that chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:00:56 No.16401807 Report Delete

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>>16401797
One night stands is just having fun and fucking her. You don´t need to verbalise that "you are interested only in short term". Girls don´t like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:00:56 No.16401808 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401824

>>16401792
Since you're in Clapistan, I recommend keeping it in your pants for now. Visit one of your neighbouring countries if you can. I think it's legal in both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:00:59 No.16401809 Report Delete

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>>16401802

what?

how is the decline of the dollar an excuse? the economy is literally in recession up here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:02:37 No.16401812 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401824

>>16401792
>burgerland
just don't m8

Canaduhfag.

Canaduhfag. Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:02:48 No.16401814 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401818

>>16401809
"recession"
lrn2finance. Oil pulled back, Canada is still doing well, wah wah wah. We live in a rich first world country and our economy is cruising along just fine friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:03:34 No.16401818 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401828

>>16401814

>rich first world country

oil is tanking, the dollar is weak, and arabs/chinese are everywhere.

canada is shit. SHIT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:04:15 No.16401824 Report Delete

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>>16401808
>>16401812
F... Fuck! I have to travel to Europe to get to experience a prostitute? Don't Europeans hate amerifats like me? I swear I won't cause you any trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:04:22 No.16401825 Report Delete

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A hoooker with a big ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:04:50 No.16401828 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401833

>>16401818
love it or leave it, you dumb cuck
Those Araps and chinks are more patriotic than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:06:24 No.16401833 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401852

>>16401828

patriotic? they are a plague on the country. we're turning into a fucking al qaeda cell, or china 2.0.

Canaduhfag.

Canaduhfag. Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:15:31 No.16401852 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401855

>>16401833
Easy there tiger. Go back to pol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:16:50 No.16401855 Report Delete

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>>16401852

what exactly is the canadian identity these days?

poutine and tim hortons? being canadian doesnt really mean anything. just saying, at least americans have an identity and culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:34:32 No.16401899 Report Delete

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>>16401735

there is no readon not to, enjoy yourself, relax, have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:41:42 No.16401915 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401938

>>16401745
Well you are 27 and still live with your parents. What do you expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:43:58 No.16401917 Report Delete

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>>16401797
So...you don't have social anxiety issues and been on several dates but can't pull off one-night stands?

Am I missing something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:55:41 No.16401938 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401960 >>16402035

>>16401915
Fuck that!
Sadly, this is the future. Everyone that's on their own has had to dabble in escorting or being a sugar baby, have "livng arrangements", or you have mommy and daddy's money.

I sympathize with op because I too live with my parent's, live in a trendy area, can't find a job, yet all these sexy hipster girls can't take their eyes off me.
I'm also thinking about hiring a girl, at least she would pay attention for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:09:18 No.16401960 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16401965 >>16402021 >>16402028

>>16401938
>yet all these sexy hipster girls can't take their eyes off me.

That's just in your head.

Canaduhfag.

Canaduhfag. Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:11:00 No.16401965 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402028

>>16401960
Pretty much this....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:13:08 No.16401971 Report Delete

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I say do it, but do anal
so you get the experience of being with a woman, but the first time you get a vagina you will still feel like you earned it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:27:35 No.16402021 Report Delete

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>>16401960
Lol no bro, confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:30:02 No.16402028 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402040 >>16402054

>>16401960
>>16401965
Does having a fine, physical specimen as I browse 4chen really escape your expectations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:33:02 No.16402035 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402065 >>16402990 >>16402999

>>16401938
Where the hell do you fuckers live that rent is so high? Why don't you move to a smaller town? You guys just keep making excuses rather than doing anything to remedy the situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:34:02 No.16402040 Report Delete

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>>16402028
You sound just like Elliot Rodger at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:39:20 No.16402054 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402976

>>16402028
>Does having a fine, physical specimen as I browse 4chen really escape your expectations?

Yes.

Usually when there's nothing physically wrong, there's usually something incredibly fucked up on the inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:43:02 No.16402063 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402077 >>16402098

OP here,

I live with my parents despite doing all the cooking, cleaning, clothes washing, etc. I'm just applying to jobs in the meantime since I have an engineering degree. Girls still can't look past this. I'd have a job but I did terrible in university due to health issues that have since cleared up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:43:24 No.16402065 Report Delete

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>>16402035
I live where I've always lived at, a (former) shitheap which the hipsters and yuppies have taken a liking to, thereby increasing the rent and building small 1-3 bedroom flats over the remaining green spaces and valuing them at £300,000 to £whatever-they-want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:44:36 No.16402077 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402078 >>16402083

>>16402063
>Girls still can't look past this.

Stop bullshitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:45:23 No.16402078 Report Delete

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>>16402077
Bullshitting about what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:45:27 No.16402079 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402088 >>16402104 >>16402106

>>16401735
That's funny. I just did that today. Literally.

It was a huge mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:46:31 No.16402083 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402099

>>16402077
It's real. Life isn't a Disney movie, things don't work out sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:48:39 No.16402088 Report Delete

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>>16402079
Sorry to hear man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:52:32 No.16402098 Report Delete

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>>16402063
Girls only look past that if you're fit, good-looking, and charismatic. If you are ugly then you live with your parents because you're a fucking loser regardless if objectively you aren't. That's just how things go, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:52:48 No.16402099 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402184

>>16402083
>Life isn't a Disney movie, things don't work out sometimes.

How the fuck does that relate to you? Are trying to bang Norwegian supermodels?

There are homeless dudes with girlfriends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:53:40 No.16402104 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402116

OP, I'm this guy. >>16402079

My advice is, probably don't do it. Or if you do, make sure she's older. ...I guess. The girl I fucked today was 20. It wasn't good. And I feel really nasty now.

There might be good experiences. I really don't know.

I had the choice between two. The 20 year old, and a 38 year old (great body). I guess I chose wrong.

I wish I hadn't done it. I still feel like I'm where I was before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:54:09 No.16402106 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402116

>>16402079
Please relay emotions felt before and after transaction and completion of services.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:58:50 No.16402114 Report Delete

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>>16401735
Won't be that amazing and you'll feel kinda dirty after it but yeah,sure. Why not. Remember the condom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:59:02 No.16402116 Report Delete

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>>16402106
This is how I feel now. >>16402104

Before, I was somewhat nervous waiting for her to arrive. When she came it was a little awkward, but I was able to conversationeh with her. I told her it was my first time. Got more awkward after that. We drank a little. Then went for it. And the awkwardness faded a little when both of us got naked. But she was young. And the girlfriend sex kind of type.

It wasn't good. I didn't even come.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:22:20 No.16402172 Report Delete

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Fat kissless virgin here. Like some other anon in this thread said, I am also interested in going to a legal brothel as I live in America where that shit isn't legal. Does anyone have experience in that place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:26:23 No.16402184 Report Delete

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>>16402099

No,

It's just that a lot of girls believe that if you don't have your own home and career by the time you're 25, you're not worth being with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:47:05 No.16402976 Report Delete

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>>16402054
Very true!
Will you be my friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:50:51 No.16402990 Report Delete

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>>16402035
I am not at liberty to discuss said location. All you may know is that said location was included in Forbe's magazine.

Ladies Love Cool James ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:53:20 No.16402999 Report Delete

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>>16402035
I don't move to a smaller town because I honor my mother and father by providing in their time of need. We're not all stupid white people that kick their kids out at 18 to fend for themselves against the plan with money that wants to stick his dick in you. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:54:23 No.16403005 Report Delete

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^^^
Oldham with money...

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