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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:32:12 No.16402411 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402479 >>16402553

Im getting on an fight tomorrow /adv/
I'm faster yet weaker and smaller than my opponent
Give me your best tactics

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:35:20 No.16402427 Report Delete

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Get in close, right near to his chest, and start jabbing.
It negates his strength as he has less swing, and a much smaller target to aim at

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:44:43 No.16402479 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402489 >>16402563

>>16402411
Hi OP, tl;dr: you are fucked if they have any idea about fighting or are more aggressive
Source: 10 years kickboxing/boxing/bjj and 4 years working in security.

My best tactic is to stick my elbow into their sternum/clavicle then when they are on the deck, squeeze their torso (preferably under the arms) with my knees and punch them in the face.

If you don't know how to fight (yes throwing a real punch isn't something you just *know*, you actually have to train), and if you don't know how to deal with someone who is X height and Y weight who likes to use Z range/technique, and chances are you aren't very aggressive (the natural fight or flight instinct kicks in when faced with a larger opponent), then you don't really stand a chance.
No amount of 4chan posters or youtube videos are going to educate you in time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:45:43 No.16402485 Report Delete

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When not punching, you must keep them hands up to protect your chin. While having took muay thai, i studied fight comps and saw that a majority of the losers did not even bother to protect their chin.

Your elbows are knives and your knees, warhammers. Use knees ONLY when he is stunned or flinches, it'll certainly hurt if landed good and help finish the fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:46:56 No.16402489 Report Delete

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>>16402479
Also, this. The best outcome is not to have a fight in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:47:57 No.16402492 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402577 >>16402635

Take an extra dose of pain killers an hour or so before the fight.

Go absolutely crazy on the guy.
Go. Fucking. Insane. Do not relent. The pain killers are so that you aren't as fazed by his punches / kicks.

Do whatever your primal urges tell you. Punch him. Tackle him. Hammerfist him. Kick him. Cheap shot him. Scratch him. Bite him. Take advantage of any opening you see. If you get him on the ground, it's pretty much over.

Whatever you do, don't do anything wildly. Whatever attack you make, you follow through it with full strength. If you just start wildly swinging your arms and shit, it's no different than whipping him with a firm pillow. Punching or Hammerfisting? You put your whole fucking body and weight into it. If he's slower than you, you WILL connect, and you want every connect to sting. Biting? Your going with intent just short of trying to remove his flesh. Scratching? You do it with intent to leave something permanent. Tackling? You need to aim lower than his center of gravity to knock him off balance.

Anything goes. Scream loudly while you charge, but not shrieking like a little bitch. Guttural yells. You want to throw him off his rhythm. He knows that you are smaller and weaker, so he's going to go in confident thinking it's going to be an easy fight. You acting all crazy and shit will leave him a bit confused and throw him off. While you barrage him, your apparent mental instability and ability to take pain with much effect will make him fearful that you might actually be a danger to him.

You won't with with strength. You'll win with the psychological factor or him just bailing out because MAN, THIS FUCKING DUDE IS NUTS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME MAN (HAHA NERVOUSLY)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:56:45 No.16402541 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402649

Probably wasn't a good idea to get into a fight.
You should void fights if you can't handle them.
You should avoid fights if you are capable of them.
This advice has no use for you (atleast ATM) i guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:58:38 No.16402553 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16402658

>>16402411
Pull down his pants and start sucking his dick. He'll either stop fighting you because he's living out his gay fantasies or he'll be so freaked out that he just runs away. Either way he gets his dick sucked so you win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:01:14 No.16402563 Report Delete

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>>16402479
I think I should add to this as >>16402489 pointed out
>The best outcome is not to have a fight in the first place.
If you are getting into a fight and they don't know it, don't start a fight.
If they know there is a planned fight, see them before and say "sorry mate I was being a cunt, we cool?" or something, chances are they will realise beating the aspergic manlet who turned to the internet for advice won't look good on them, and they will tell you to stay the fuck away from them.

If you can't get out of the fight, run
If you can't run, aim for the chin, hit first and don't stop until they are on the floor, don't help them back up, they will fuck you up given half a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:04:22 No.16402577 Report Delete

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>>16402492
This is all great until his opponent connects with a straight right to OPs jaw and his crazy screams are cut short by the sudden embrace of the void. When he wakes up and his teeth are smashed, face broken, and eyes swollen shut I'm sure all nerdy fight advice he got will be appreciated.

OP, don't get into the fight. It's not worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:15:34 No.16402635 Report Delete

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>>16402492
>Take an extra dose of pain killers an hour or so before the fight.
I stopped taking your post seriously at that point, they won't stop him from being knocked out as painkillers don't stop the brain from hitting the walls surrounding it, the adrenaline would also stop him from feeling pain at the time better than painkillers could.

We can all tell him how to perform every attack method with diagrams and Bruce Lee's ghost could visit him and talk to him tonight, if he isn't drilling the attacks or partaking in sparring, he won't know how to fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:18:25 No.16402649 Report Delete

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>>16402541
Yeah OP you should get ready for some Ass To Mouth...

Fighting tips? Fighting is for morons unless it's exhibition for my entertainment. I suggest ball kicking, sucker punches, cheap shots, and generally anything dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:20:27 No.16402658 Report Delete

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>>16402553
My buddy used to always talk about getting naked if he ever got in a fight cause no one wants to fight a naked guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5SSFF0ips

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