Somethin is wrong with me. Bad.

I'm always tired af and sick to my stomach. Cigarettes or alcohol hit me hard as fuck and make me sick. Weed gives me headaches. I remember in school I'd drink coffee on the bus and every day at noon my piss smelled like a fresh brew coffee. If I smoke a lit of weed my sweat starts smelling like it. I sweat just sitting in the cold 24 hours a day there is sweat in my armpits and ass crack. I wipe my ass clean as fuck but my anus always gets itchy and there's always poop to be wiped an hour later. When I piss my pee just drips for an hour so I have to do what is called milking the eurathra where I squeeze my dick at the base and move my hand up my dick and a bunch of piss comes out. I'm pale abd my hair is light colored as fuck. My fat gets stored in my gut and it makes me ultra skinny fat. I have man books the size of Texas and my hairline is receded as fuck.