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Asking The Big Questions

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What's the best technique for wiping?

1. Do you go from ball to back, or back to ball?

2. How many squares do you actually tear off, per wipe?

3. How many wipes before you call it quits?

4. Bidets?

5. Do you put a little paper in first to giftwrap your poo and prevent splash?

6. Do you wipe while sitting or stand and then wipe?

7. If you wipe while sitting do you reach around from behind or under the leg from the front?

WHAT IS THE BEST TECHNIQUE? WHAT DO YOU DO? (Yes, I actually am curious. Aren't you?)