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My brother's dong is tiny

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>Hang out with big bro
>He's kinda drunk. I kick his ass in Brawl as Snake.
>I'm playfully yucking it up, call everyone a chode/choad however you spell it.
>My brother gets drunkenly defensive
>"I have a chode! Don't make fun of me, nothing wrong with having one."
>At this moment I realize he probably isn't joking...
>All his GFs left him at one point or another, when he was born my Mom couldn't tell if he had a penis or not...
>I seem to have the opposite problem. Most women say I'm too big...
So is my brother's dong tiny? I wasn't sure if he was joking or not... I don't think he was looking back on it.