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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:56:37 No.16405984 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16405991 >>16406015 >>16406039 >>16406105 >>16406300

Virgin here.
Going to go to a strip club for the first time, any advice or tips? Planning on bringing $100-200.
I'm 99% sure that touching is allowed.
And if I'm not going on the weekend what would be the best day to go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:57:49 No.16405987 Report Delete

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Leave the moment you get bored, because it doesn't get any better from that point forward. You just keep bleeding money.

Save at least $50 for dinner. You'll enjoy it more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:58:50 No.16405991 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16405999 >>16406300

>>16405984
damn in EU you can get laid legally for like 50 bux
how old are you anon?
I'm kinda in the same boat as you and feel like losing it to a hooker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:01:03 No.16405999 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406048 >>16406058

>>16405991
22. I actually looked into escorts but the good ones were 400+ and after the first independent girls I was interested in that were cheaper turned out to have terrible reviews that claimed bait and switch I said fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:03:30 No.16406005 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406015

I thought about going but wtf am I going to do by myself

still, bored as fuck on friday/saturday nights. all I do is either hit the gym or do shit on the computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:06:18 No.16406015 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406025 >>16406052

>>16405984
>>16406005
Strip clubs are a pointless waste of money. Go to the gym, get yourself a nice dinner, and have a few drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:08:16 No.16406025 Report Delete

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>>16406015

that doesnt exactly solve the "no female contact" problem does it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:08:59 No.16406030 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406052

Tip $1 for naked dancers. Don't accept additional services, they aren't really worth what they cost. Drinks will be double what the bar next door charges but you'll still want one or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:12:15 No.16406039 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406052

>>16405984
Go in, spend 20 bucks tipping.
sit in a chair and wait for a girl you like and ask for a private lap dance.
probably like 40 or more for that.
leave after that and take a shower and jerk off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:14:56 No.16406048 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406059 >>16406095

>>16405999
Are you an ausfag? If so, go down to a brothel, $250/hr, best decision i ever made, killed my dry spell quickly and now i have a regular fuck buddy. If u root a hooker- looks are obviously important but focus more on getting one with a good friendly attitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:16:18 No.16406052 Report Delete

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>>16406015
But I want to have physical contact. >>16406030
I won't lie, I'd like a handy. I just have no idea how common they are or how to ask for one.
>>16406039
I'd like at least a few dances, I've saved up quite a bit (having no girlfriend helps), so I can afford to spend a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:18:05 No.16406058 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406061

>>16405999
>the good ones were 400+
In my experiences, 400 and 250 aren't different except the fact you've paid more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:18:28 No.16406059 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406078

>>16406048
I'm in murrica. An aussie girl would be awesome though.

I know there are asian massage parlors that are pretty much brothels but that makes me nervous and I'm sure the girls aren't pretty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:19:57 No.16406061 Report Delete

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>>16406058
Where did you look for the independents?

I don't really want to buy sex on Craigs list

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:20:01 No.16406062 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406076

400 for a fuck?

thats a gym membership for a year. get fit and get free pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:24:28 No.16406076 Report Delete

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>>16406062
I didn't want to spend 400 anon.
I work two jobs and don't have time for a gym.

I could always do squats at work though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:24:47 No.16406078 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406095

>>16406059
Ah that sucks anon, yeah i loved my brothel experience. Friendly welcomig staff, nice clean environment, girls were all hot as fuck and friendly people too, i fucked one for 1 hour and it was seriously the best sex ive ever had (thats not saying much only fucked 6 girls ever). Blowjob was average but she had the moves, fucked consta for 1 hour and she seemed to enjoy it, im probably not her typical client though, (25yo muscular bloke). Might go bs k one day if i need to break another dry spell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:26:54 No.16406086 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406177

it's quite the contrast

girls can get laid almost instantly

guys have to pay for it unless they are 8/10+

go figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:30:45 No.16406095 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406114

>>16406078
>>16406048
damn, I'm 20 /fit/ too
virgin though, I could get it done for fitty
I kinda feel weirded out about having to walk to a prostitute street especially since I don't feel like I'm their average costumer
but I just feel like getting it done, I might go
I'll shoot the protein sauce for scooby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:33:26 No.16406105 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406127

>>16405984
I frequent strip clubs. I get hand jobs from the strippers on a regular basis. All you have to do is talk to them like humans, respect their bodies (ask what you can touch before you touch), and in general don't be an asshole. Also, if you want a handy, expect to spend all of your 200 on one dance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:34:51 No.16406114 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406132 >>16406143

>>16406095
Yeah u should but be careful, i cant imagine ur average murrica street hooker would be anything like brothels in aus. Our brothels are heavily regulated and inspected which makes it an all round enjoyable experience. And hot aussie sloots who just want to make a living in a good environment, not crackwhores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:36:57 No.16406127 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406171

>>16406105
How do you even go about asking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:39:21 No.16406132 Report Delete

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>>16406114
I'm from Europe tho
It would be legal and the street is pretty dope, it's blocked from cars n stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:40:26 No.16406134 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406154 >>16406166

I wonder how the girls would react if you were a really fit guy

like, they are used to old/fat guys...would they be into it more if you were a fit guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:43:17 No.16406143 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406150 >>16406166

>>16406114
>brothels
typical pig male scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:45:12 No.16406150 Report Delete

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>>16406143

>pay girl for sex

scum

>buy girl dinner, get sex

acceptable

...

I dont see the difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:45:47 No.16406154 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406161

>>16406134
I'm not fat, if that makes a difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:48:37 No.16406161 Report Delete

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>>16406154

yeah im just wondering if they would be more into it if the client was someone they were physically attracted to.

or, if they just go through the motions like a robot. cause im fit as fuck but lonely, and i've been thinking about this stuff as a quick fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:49:38 No.16406166 Report Delete

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>>16406134
Im a really fit guy, go to gym 4-5 times a week, eat clean, quite shredded and muscular and my face is pretty symmetrical. All round i know im not a bad looking bloke, just love gaming so hardly get out, only had shitty relationships too. So they loved it she told me she was surprised and seemed quite down to earth etc etc but ill stop inflatig my ego now.

>>16406143
Fuck you anon, sometimes peopls go through hard times and need to release to get back on the rails. Its a good reaource especially for computer fag/introvert/4chan loving nerds like us

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:51:08 No.16406171 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406176 >>16406178

>>16406127
After about 15 minutes into the dance ask them if they can, you know, "help" you. Some of them will ask for clarification in which case you need to be clearer and say "use your hands" or "make me cum". Most likely if they don't think you're a creep they'll either agree and ask for a nice tip or politely say that they don't do that and continue with the dance.

I've been going to strip clubs for years and have asked almost every stripper I get a dance with for a handy and have never had one get mad at me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:53:06 No.16406176 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406221 >>16406267

>>16406171
Where do u cum, do u just walk out with big cum patch on shirt or pants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:53:26 No.16406177 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406193

>>16406086
>same shit

Go fuck a 400 pound land whale then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:53:53 No.16406178 Report Delete

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>>16406171
Ok anon thanks.
I've even been holding back on masturbation for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:00:08 No.16406193 Report Delete

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>>16406177

no, I have standards

and at the end of the day, $100 on dinner for a girl that might not put out is still worse than $100 towards an escort that will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:12:25 No.16406221 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406271

>>16406176
I'm actually kind of curious about that now too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:26:39 No.16406267 Report Delete

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>>16406176
My advice is to wear like basketball shorts. This way when you cum it drys quickly plus the thin fabric means you're "closer" to the dancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:28:01 No.16406271 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406343

What's the best time to go to a strip club?
Weekends are probably super busy, but surely the a-team work on the weekdays too, and I'd imagine it'd be a better experience when it's not packed.
>>16406221
But everywhere says no basketball shorts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:38:51 No.16406300 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406315

>>16405984
How pathetic... but still not as pathetic as >>16405991 though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:42:45 No.16406315 Report Delete

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>>16406300
Thanks for your helpful feedback

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:52:04 No.16406343 Report Delete

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>>16406271
Oh, well then wear thin dress pants. Usually they'll unzip you if they want to give you a handy but year your underwear will be a wet mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:27:46 No.16406469 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16406473

Damn it OP now I really want to go to a strip club. You're gonna cost me like two hundred bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:28:58 No.16406473 Report Delete

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>>16406469
Have fun anon.

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