Okay I need some help here. I am going to be Billy Mayes for a party on Saturday and I can't grow a beard worth shit. All the Halloween costume places I have searched have nothing remotely close to that pristine goatee. Looking online I see I can get a Billy Mayes specific goatee for over 40 dollars and it probably wouldn't ship in time so screw that.

How to find or make this amazing goatee as cheap as possible.