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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:23:58 No.16407088 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407092 >>16407384 >>16407396 >>16407402

>gf of 3 days says she's hungry
>then says that she's hungry for my soul in a deep, raspy voice
>then says she's hungry for my dick

I haven't been in a relationship in like 3 years. Is this a 'normal' joke or do I have a succubus on my hands? I'm a virgin and I do like her quite a bit, but she says some creepy shit sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:25:51 No.16407090 Report Delete

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She sounds amazing. Don't fuck it up.

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Víðarr !!36RydjUj1Jl Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:26:26 No.16407092 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407356

>>16407088
Yah, she's probably a succubus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:38:46 No.16407130 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407356

>Yah, she's probably a succubus.

Seconded...that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:01:56 No.16407197 Report Delete

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...I'll be in my bunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:02:32 No.16407356 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407371

>>16407092
>>16407130
I mean, do you guys generally believe in stuff like succubi? Are you just fucking with me? I'm creeped out by it and I need you guys to be real with me (assuming you aren't already).

I'm an agnostic-atheist, but it's still very creepy to me. She told me that she can't have kids because the child, her, or both of them would die. On the succubus wiki page, there's stuff about childbearing.

Fuck, guys. What the fuck. I want to lose my virginity and the universe throws this fucking curve ball at me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:06:41 No.16407363 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407374

Feed her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:10:12 No.16407371 Report Delete

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>>16407356
I was sorta fwb once with a girl who said something similar ("you have a beautiful soul" in a really fucked up keening voice) and I woke up in the middle of the night she stayed over and she was just fucking crouched in the middle of the dark room just staring at me. I asked her if she was okay, no response. Noped the fuck out of there and slept on the couch.

I'd seriously get out now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:11:00 No.16407374 Report Delete

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>>16407363

thiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:16:25 No.16407384 Report Delete

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>>16407088
She says she's hungry bro, feed your gf or someone else will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:26:27 No.16407396 Report Delete

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>>16407088
Keep a Katina by your bed OP, just in case. I always do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:28:10 No.16407402 Report Delete

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>>16407088
What's the discussion? Fuck her. If not for yourself then fuck her for me OP.

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