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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:42:45 No.16407723 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407752 >>16407777 >>16407815 >>16407946

Is there any way to stop, tone down or artificially satisfy one's need for affection and romantic love?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:46:04 No.16407729 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407756

Masturbate religiously to any and all types of pornography while watching some sort of drama that can emit sympathy/compassion/heartfelt love from you in any form (Music, comics, shows).

It's the only way to go artificial,really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:54:38 No.16407751 Report Delete

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No, there is not. But if being without love is the biggest cause for fear in your life, you actually have a very problem-free life indeed, and you should refocus on how well everything else is going. When a real crisis begins, concerns about loneliness go out the window as your mind goes into survival mode.

My recommendations: For new excitement, join Peshmerga or become a drug dealer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:55:17 No.16407752 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407763

>>16407723
How about actually going out on a date?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:57:08 No.16407756 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407758 >>16407761

>>16407729
I can't masturbate. I don't understand what I do wrong, I've done virtually as much research as physically possible through the internet, videos, text and illustrated instructions, but I just can't get it to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:57:56 No.16407758 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407782

>>16407756

What gender are you? Seriously, the only time you would truly have difficulty is if you're female.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:58:40 No.16407761 Report Delete

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>>16407756
>>16407756
Have you tried turning it off and on again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:59:24 No.16407763 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407769

>>16407752
I'm too picky, the range of options is too limited, and I don't want to compromise the general safety of my current social situation by risking having an ex I have to see every day.

Besides, I still seriously don't buy into the whole concept of men being capable of romantic love towards women. It sounds like a scam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:02:23 No.16407769 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407773

>>16407763
Then go on a date with a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:04:37 No.16407773 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407774 >>16407782

>>16407769
I'm female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:05:36 No.16407774 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407819

>>16407773
Then go on a date with a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:06:14 No.16407775 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407783

I'm extremely interested in this idea.

I desperately need to rid myself of the deep desire for physical and emotional affection from 'someone who cares'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:06:22 No.16407777 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407787 >>16407799 >>16407819

>>16407723
Yes. Falling in love with yourself.

Sometimes when something becomes cliché, people forget why it became cliché. Because it's the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:07:36 No.16407782 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407819

>>16407773

Wrong replied guy, but I'm still here.>>16407758

Even clitoral stimulation is a no go? How about buying a toy? Breastplay seems to play a good role in getting off.

Maybe it's the fact that you're in despair over trying to substitute with artificial love (in which case, u shuld totally call me, lol!)

Anyway, unlike me, a dude, you need some more time to release. Not to mention you need everything just right for that moment. It's hard, but I have faith that one day, you'll achieve true enlightenment with your endeavors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:07:47 No.16407783 Report Delete

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>>16407775
Go on a date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:08:37 No.16407787 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407792

>>16407777

QUADS OF LUCK CONFIRM, BHUDDISM IS THE TRUE PATH OF CONQUEST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:09:46 No.16407792 Report Delete

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>>16407787
Those were my first quads ever on 4chan since 2007.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:11:58 No.16407799 Report Delete

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>>16407777

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:15:08 No.16407815 Report Delete

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>>16407723
Toxic relationships
If you waste two years or more turning your life in a miserable, unsuccessful, relationship with someone who doesn't wanna be happy, you'll stop carving for romanticism and long-lasting relationships.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:16:41 No.16407819 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407822 >>16407823 >>16407826

>>16407774
Imve tried that. It turns out sexual orientations really don't work that way. Trying to force yourself to be interested in the same sex is roughly as effective as trying to pray away the gay.

>>16407777
But I hate those tumblr self love fatties.

>>16407782
I bought one toy, assuming a small and cheap one would do. It turns out the small cheap ones are for the oversensitive people who really don't need toys, and I should be investing in something that costs half my monthly income and has the engine of a chainsaw.

I honestly don't even believe in the existence of a female orgasm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:19:52 No.16407822 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407826 >>16407846

>>16407819
Why not get into an e-relationship (with me)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:20:24 No.16407823 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407846

>>16407819
Doesn't matter if you hate them. They're happy because they're focusing on themselves.

You're unhappy because you're focusing on what you should be doing, where you should be, and who you should be with.

And if they're happy, and you're not, it doesn't matter if they're libtard whale feminazis. They win and you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:21:12 No.16407826 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407842 >>16407846

>>16407819

Small and cheap are for 14 year olds, ma copine.

I doubt you need the other extreme, for there are some with cute little bumps like a cactus or ones with an extra mini-toy beside the main-end (a 'bunny' as it's called).

There's so much more to please you, it's astounding. Not even fingering tactics help? How do you even live, with all due respect?

>>16407822
I called dibs first.

Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE

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Pegasus !!4nagLPzwxlE Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:27:15 No.16407842 Report Delete

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>>16407826
How you faggots really reply to bait threads seriously

It never ceases to amaze me honestly laughing 10/10

I just imagine some fat nerd and his pasty piggies pounding away at his keyboard, "Not even fingering tactics help?"

You can't make this shit up folks

This shit here is why I live, its just so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:28:27 No.16407846 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407887

>>16407822
Because the human brain doesn't function that way. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hxl03JoA0

>>16407823
But if they were truly happy, why do they feel the need to shit on everyone else to prove their superiority?

>>16407826
Clitorial stimulation doesn't work, assuming that it's supposed to be more than random leg twitches. Penetration boring at best. My g-spot is less sensitive than the roof of my mouth. And there was that some-other-random-letter -spot that I either don't have or haven't been able to find.

Why would female sexual pleasure even exist? Men run faster than women. Impregnation doesn't need anything beyond that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:50:31 No.16407887 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407937

>>16407846
>hates tumblrinas
>hates men

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:16:10 No.16407937 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16408052

>>16407887
I don't HATE men.

Look, I live in Ass-Backwards-Middle-Of-Nowhere. There are wolves here. Some people hate wolves. They think they should all be lined up and shot to make a safer place to live.

I don't hate wolves. I think they're neat, I like knowing that they exist, and looking at them from a distance. But if one of them fucks me up because I was stupid enough to put myself in harm's way, that's just natural selection at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:21:04 No.16407946 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16407959

>>16407723
>drugs
more specifically sedatives, benzo's, opioids.
probably not worth it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:31:33 No.16407959 Report Delete

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>>16407946
Any tips and tricks on obtaining those in a nanny state Brave New World with no friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:29:30 No.16408052 Report Delete

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>>16407937
>implying men are dangerous predators

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