Hi /adv/ice,
It seems my ongoing streak of ignoring Halloween must come to an end this saturday.
I can't stay at my own apartment because my little sister is having a preparty there.
I'm invited to several parties where a costume is mandatory, so I guess I'll have to go to one of those.

I hate putting on costumes. I mean, I really fucking hate even the idea.
So now I have to decide on one that will be the least terrible for me to have on for the night.
Do you have any recommendations?
My demands for the costume is;
Not restricting much movement
Not too flashy (I don't like getting attention)
Not a suit (I wear suits every day)
My body is 6ft, athletic type

Please help, I'm desperate