There's this girl I know. She's 16 (I'm a recent high school graduate) and she's easily the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and in the top five I've ever seen counting actresses and models. She kind of reminds me of Claudia Cardinale in her prime. Anyway, I'd call her a friend and she'd call me one, but we don't really hang out. I'm okay with that. Beautiful as she is, she's not my type. But she is really nice.

Anyway, I get kind of ticked off when I see other guys talk to her. It's just that they seem so phony. They come up and talk to her just because she's pretty. They say stupid things just to get her attention. They hug her all the time and it's obvious, to me anyway, that they just want to rub their boners against her. It just makes me angry. I don't think it's because I want her, like I said, she's not my type, but I feel like she shouldn't have to deal with these morons.