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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:54:24 No.1982245 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988413

Share stories of when you were being really strange relating to animals

I will start. This happened just a few minutes ago

>doing an in-class essay
>lil moth flew by me
>she calmed me down a lot so I let her crawl on my hands and stuff as I worked and she liked to be in my half-closed hand with her head peeping out
>do that for like ten minutes forgetting I was in a classroom
>she wanted to fly away so I let her
>look to my left and two classmates are gawking at me
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:19:34 No.1987437 Report Delete

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>>1983509
Similar

>on the bus
>yellow jacket wasp wants to escape
>guy just tries to swat it with a news paper
>I slam a few windows open
>wasp slowly makes his way towards me
>I sit by the edge of the seat so it won't bump into me
>eventually gets out
>wtf did I just move seats for a wasp?
>guy just stares at me for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:14:10 No.1987460 Report Delete

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>>1982368
pelicans eat everything including other birds lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:17:43 No.1987462 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987481 >>1987602 >>1987649

>me
>15
>high-functioning autistic
>not even able to read human facial expressions
>no real friends
>removed from public school at 15 for... problems...
>visit great aunt
>great aunt has awesome german shepherd
>play with and snuggle with german shepherd constantly
>start visiting great aunt weekly, just to see german shepherd
>feel more emotionally connected to that dog than any human I have ever met
>great aunt goes into nursing home
>my mother takes in german shepherd
>gives german shepherd away a week later

>years go by

>be 30 + year old furfag, still cry about that dog whenever I think of her
>crying while typing this
>have never owned another dog
>can't into owning dog, because tiny apartment
>plan to get 4 german shepherds when I finally move out of the city
>why the fuck am I telling you faggots this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:17:51 No.1987464 Report Delete

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>>1985780
stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:36:50 No.1987479 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987650 >>1987757

>finally get a girlfriend
>shes p cool
>we go to a pet store one day and we see a rabbit
>"omg its so cute"
>impulse buys the rabbit
>takes it home
>it starts to nibble a bit
>all of her friends are allergic to it
>she decides its too much work and just gives it away after 2 months
>doesn't even feel any remorse

It actually bothers the shit out of me. It's the only thing I really don't like about her and it eats at me all the time. rip Kelly wherever you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:38:03 No.1987481 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987895 >>1988086

>>1987462
whyd your mom give it away? also, why are you a furfag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:09:33 No.1987602 Report Delete

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>>1987462
>gives german shepherd away a week later

That really sucks, anon. Makes me sad that that the person who should love you the most should be so callous.

weim

weim Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:58:41 No.1987649 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988147 >>1988149

>>1987462
You can get a dog in an apartment... Don't cry :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:59:42 No.1987650 Report Delete

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>>1987479
Lol I'm like that. This is common in girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:03:38 No.1987744 Report Delete

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>>1983149
Some people have allergies and could die from wasp stings. This is a liability for a store.

Also it was uh, suffering and dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:08:13 No.1987747 Report Delete

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>>1987650
can you not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:08:46 No.1987748 Report Delete

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>>1987119
Cs are almost always soft in front of Is and Es. Blame the French.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:20:39 No.1987757 Report Delete

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>>1987479
I almost had to break up with my boyfriend because his ex was like this and they were still retardedly close. She bought a rat, pawned it off on him (he didn't want it), used it as an excuse to enter his place without asking or anything, and never fucking handled it. Poor thing was constantly scared and neurotic. Then they moved in together (ugh) and she bought the first fucking cst she saw just because she could without even thinking about the already mentally fragile rat. I was able to convince them to give her to someone who could take care of her, and then eventually my bf agreed that their relationship was wildly unhealthy and cut off contact. Thank Jesus, she was horrible.

On a side note, she also gave no shits about the cat and proceeded to buy a dog as well later on, even though the cat was very territorial and pissy all the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:19:19 No.1987789 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987790 >>1988201

>go to bird store
>enter room where they keep parrots
>wait till im alone
>play indian music
>this one giant cockatoo loves it and loses its mind
>me and this bird bob our heads like retards for like 5 minutes.
>turn off music and leave
I have been doing this for almost a year now. The other birds have also began dancing to the rhythmic beats of pajeet. how autistic am I /an/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:22:52 No.1987790 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987794

>>1987789
Take a video and post it, you are not autistic, and just enjoy having some fun with your pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:24:21 No.1987794 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987821

>>1987790
but they're not my pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:46:36 No.1987815 Report Delete

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>scrub turkeys always fucking up the cunting paths at my uni by covering them in fucking debris and shit
>seriously these birds are worse than fucking hitler
>anyway i'm walking along what should be a nice cement pavement that runs along the top of a retaining wall but is actually covered in about two inches of soil and mulch because of the cunting scrub turkeys when i see one perched on top of the retaining wall
>tread lightly and sneak up on the dumb bird (they're super tame because they live in a university campus)
>punt it off the edge of the wall
It looked fine to me but I realised afterwards that birds are really fragile and humans are really strong and I could have fucked it up badly. I typically try and avoid hurting animals and once cried over a slug I stepped on, but I was really pissed off about scrub turkeys that day.

So yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:53:45 No.1987821 Report Delete

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>>1987794
Well they should be the way you obviously relate to them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:55:46 No.1987822 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-o-U5PyXRI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:55:58 No.1987823 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1987826 >>1988125

>5 years ago in high school
>never spoke to anyone
>walk past some jock, overhear him say : heheh i punted a praying mantis outside dude it was so funny
>stop walking, kick him as hard as I can
>get suspended
>worth it
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:57:20 No.1987826 Report Delete

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>>1987823
Definitely worth it. Good job, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:47:25 No.1987860 Report Delete

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>>1982349
Now, you got a turkey friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:58:18 No.1987865 Report Delete

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When I was a kid, I was playing on the beach sand and then I found a dead fish, but I decided to keep it anyway. I put it inside a glass of water and put it inside the bathroom. Mom got pissed at me, because it smelled really bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:34:16 No.1987895 Report Delete

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>>1987481
Did you miss the part where he said he was more emotionally connected to an animal than any other person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:49:38 No.1988086 Report Delete

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>>1987481
Well, considering that he openly admitted to being a furfag, his mom probably gave the dog away because he was raping it every chance he got.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:55:38 No.1988125 Report Delete

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>>1987823

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:13:09 No.1988128 Report Delete

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>Get new female platoon leader just in time for annual training
>out innafield going over an upcoming "mission"
>watching a praying mantis slowly walk towards us
>it makes its way up her leg, onto her back and stops on her shoulder
>looks at the rest of the platoon
>turns a little and taps her face with his arms
>she fucking flips shit and screams like someone just ripped her uterus out
>watch praying mantis bro fly through the air towards certain death
>dive and stretch out hands and catch him, saving him a painful falling death
>entire platoon, battalion sergeant major and commander are just staring at me
>platoon leader is in the tent having a panic attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:32:08 No.1988137 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988191

>meet new dog
>instinctively ask it really mean questions I know it can't answer, like "dog how do you feel that you'll never get to vote"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:48:28 No.1988147 Report Delete

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>>1987649
>Encouraging an autistic furfag to adopt a large dog.

N-no, anon..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:50:14 No.1988149 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988396

>>1987649
>You can get a dog in an apartment...
Not really. Pets-allowed apartments are SUPER rare these days.

...I too am a furfag looking for somewhere I can get a medium-to-large dog and not pay a gorillion dollars in mortgage or be leasing a duplex or whatever :T

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:59:36 No.1988186 Report Delete

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> Used to have a pet rat in high school.
> Poor thing died due to unknown causes right in front of me.
> Apparently it traumatized me because a couple years ago, we have mice in our house.
> Told to buy rat poison, I decline.
> Can't kill rodents, just can't.
> Get the mouse traps that catch the mice so you can release them afterwards.
> Catch two mice that way, release them in woods down the block.
> One of them is now working on his Masters at Columbia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:24:34 No.1988191 Report Delete

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>>1988137
That's evil. Everyone knows there's nothing more cruel than reminding a dog it can't participate in the democratic process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:26:22 No.1988192 Report Delete

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>>1985114
Purdy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:29:10 No.1988193 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>1985956
This is a good read...oh humanity... Still some good out their.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:30:57 No.1988196 Report Delete

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>>1985974
I call them potato bugs, does anyone else?

They are the small grey bugs that roll into a ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:40:55 No.1988201 Report Delete

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>>1987789
Omg, i would love to see this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:52:24 No.1988203 Report Delete

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I like to sit with either on of my two dogs and communicate with them through their body/facial ques. They have a lot of facial ques and pointing you dont notice until you actually sit down and watch them.
I also feel bad and end up trying to play like a dog with them so they arent always the ones having to abide by people life. No, i dont howl or huff like them when playing. Thats just over 9000 autistic.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:24:31 No.1988245 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988247 >>1988395

It's not the best story ever but I recall walking my dog in my city during the 12th of July parades. (Belfast city for those who care)
Crowds everywhere.
Three Australian chicks see him and lose their shit. Spend a good 10 minutes petting him and as they finish saying how handsome he is they walk away.
One turns to me as they leave "you're aright too ha"
".. Thanks you too"
I stood there for a while like a dick as they kept on walking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:25:35 No.1988247 Report Delete

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>>1988245
Ohh pic related.
It's my dog Ace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:03:10 No.1988395 Report Delete

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>>1988245
This is probably the worst thing about having a cute dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:12:36 No.1988396 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988404 >>1988449

>>1988149
I am a furfaggot too. Does anyone know a way I could be alone with a dog with out having to actually own one? I've thought about working at pet hotels or volunteering, but I don't think that would work out. And I don't know anyone who needs a baby sitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:35:13 No.1988404 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988405

>>1988396
Fuck off, degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:36:12 No.1988405 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988407

>>1988404
I just want to be loved too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:37:11 No.1988407 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988410

>>1988405
Abusing someone else's dog is not how you seek love, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:44:59 No.1988410 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>1988425 >>1988449

>>1988407
Then how do I go about seeking love? No humans like me. I have no friends. The only real friend I ever had was a dog. We never had sex. It was strictly platonic. But she died two years ago. I've been alone ever since.
I can't mange to find a human who will spend time with me. I try craigslist, but it never works out. I find myself more attracted to large male dogs than male humans. Hell, even sometimes I find myself attracted to cats. I know these animals are the only ones who will ever love me. A big step from any human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:47:11 No.1988411 Report Delete

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>walking across a bridge to buy some stuff
>notice this little bird panting in the sun
>let's me get really close
>something ain't right, it's not flying away
>use newspaper some jerk left sitting around to move the bird into a shaded part of the bridge
>pour a little of my water on it because I thought it would help the bird cool down
>no idea
>watch it for a few minutes
>eventually it flies away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:54:54 No.1988413 Report Delete

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>>1982245
I use to get my mouth dry, shove moths in it, stand over my sister, and let them fly out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:15:07 No.1988425 Report Delete

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>>1988410
Just jerk it to porn, you don't really NEED a partner to get by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:18:33 No.1988449 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>1988396
rape a stray tbh fam

>>1988410
smh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:02:03 No.1988470 Report Delete

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>waiting outside store
>guy with visible issue in wheelchair passes me
>assistance dog
>stare at dog as they pass
>guy glances at me
>shit he think i was staring at him
>look away
>kick self for looking even more suspicious
Apparently I have a pretty intense look on my face when I'm dog watching, I can't help it.

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