So we recently got hit by a typhoon and I found this flying rat in my laundry area.

He was tame and is probably someone's pet. I lured him into my old birdcage and have been keeping him so that he won't get rekt by the storm then get eaten by stray cats.

Now that the storm has passed and nobody has yet reported for a lost bird at our village association, I'm guessing into the freezer for some chicken tenders?