My dog jumps in the bath when I point and stays there without resisting, but she looks like a martyr being burned at the stake the whole time. She regularly gets filthy and is pretty used to baths even though she still looks like she's patiently suffering on a level I cannot even conceive of. Still, she's a good girl about jumping in the bath, sometimes too good-
>take dog out for 5k run in winter, both end up covered in mud
>get back, give dog her bath, wrap her up in a fluffy towel while she thousand-yard stares off into the distance
>clean bath, run myself a nice toasty bath
>aww yeah, soaking away aches and pains while reading my kindle and enjoying a nice beer
>hear click of toenails, sit up and see dog has re-entered the bathroom and is looking at bath with her head cocked. I swear I can see her thought process.
>THERE IS BATH. GOOD DOGS GET IN THE BATH. I AM GOOD DOG!
>nooo dog noooo
>dog leaps into full bath and lands on top of naked-me, water goes everywhere
>slippery dog thrashing around trying to get her balance, I'm trying to wrestle her out of the bath with my elbows while still holding my beer and Kindle in each hand
>I AM GOOD DOG! GOOD DOGGGG!
And then I got her out and my bath smelled like wet dog and I was covered with scratches from her nails, and she still gave me a fucking betrayed look like I'd wrestled her in there and held her underwater.
