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>have to leave current awesome job
>get job at petsmart because I gotta do something while I look for a real job
>thought it'd be cool to work with hamsters and rats and birds and stuff, all pets I have owned and enjoyed
>literally the entire job is cleaning aquariums and feeding the lizards a weird vegetable mix thing
>training strongly emphasizes that you shill their overpriced bullshit grooming/vet/training services at all times
>cannot think of a single animal I give LESS of a shit about than fish or reptiles

So, when do I kill myself?