>>1984062Call an animal control specialist, op. A competent place will likely live trap a coon-sized critter, and a really great place will work to coon-proof your house where the original one got in.
>>1986277Not quite, eurobro. The acquisition and transfer of handguns is more tightly controlled than long arms, and Texas (despite what Texans will try to convince you) is far from having the best gun laws in the US. You might get some basic entry-level bolt action like a Savage Axis or any of Steven's cheap, Chinese made shotguns, but a handgun would require transfer by a federal firearms license (FFL) holder (who will usually charge a fee) and the recipient passing a background check from the NICS system- so too many hoops for a bank to jump through for a promotional giveaway
