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DOJO HAPPENINGS AND SPAZ/FREAK OUTS
>be in judo class at my Uni
>There's a weird "alpha" guy in our class, lets call him sperglord
>Sperglord is the kinda guy who just can't into martial arts at all. Always stiff, just naturally shitty.
>The kinda guy that wears a polo under his gi
>The kinda guy you dont want to randori or roll with because when you win, he freaks out or starts playing very dirty
>Be in class today
>Today we drilled tai otoshi
>Sperglord in all his glory picks a white belt (who's actually half decent IMO) to drill with
>it becomes time to finish, and its sperglords time as uke
>In a whirlwind of red faced, spitting-while-swearing, donald trump hair, he crashes to the ground and screams in agony
Now here, when I say scream, I don't mean kiai... I don't mean AAARRRGGHHH, I mean a fucking wilhelm scream.
>Sperg stands up with his face so fucking red, I thought he was about to have an aneurysm
>Raises his hands in the air like a black woman at church
>drops to seza and SLAMS his hands into the mats screaming "OH GOD DAMNIT, FUCK THIS"
>Everyone just freezes and goes completely silent
>Our sensei (who's been training for 49 years, mind you), stops mid technique explanation, walks over to him, and says as cold as a fucking iceberg:
>get your shit and leave
>The rest of class acts like nothing ever happened
>before we bow out, says he won't teach someone like that, and he's not welcome back
thank. fucking. god.
>be in judo class at my Uni
>There's a weird "alpha" guy in our class, lets call him sperglord
>Sperglord is the kinda guy who just can't into martial arts at all. Always stiff, just naturally shitty.
>The kinda guy that wears a polo under his gi
>The kinda guy you dont want to randori or roll with because when you win, he freaks out or starts playing very dirty
>Be in class today
>Today we drilled tai otoshi
>Sperglord in all his glory picks a white belt (who's actually half decent IMO) to drill with
>it becomes time to finish, and its sperglords time as uke
>In a whirlwind of red faced, spitting-while-swearing, donald trump hair, he crashes to the ground and screams in agony
Now here, when I say scream, I don't mean kiai... I don't mean AAARRRGGHHH, I mean a fucking wilhelm scream.
>Sperg stands up with his face so fucking red, I thought he was about to have an aneurysm
>Raises his hands in the air like a black woman at church
>drops to seza and SLAMS his hands into the mats screaming "OH GOD DAMNIT, FUCK THIS"
>Everyone just freezes and goes completely silent
>Our sensei (who's been training for 49 years, mind you), stops mid technique explanation, walks over to him, and says as cold as a fucking iceberg:
>get your shit and leave
>The rest of class acts like nothing ever happened
>before we bow out, says he won't teach someone like that, and he's not welcome back
thank. fucking. god.
