Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
>>748535 > Lass Kicker I bet that shirt sold well.
> A phrase that would have any male in trouble if he wore it > Women who actually wear wrestling tees Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
>>748537 They did stop selling men's sizes like a week after it was released
>Still excited Anonymous
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>>748541 What match was that?
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
> Coperate Kane is banned from Raw tonight I'll give you all ONE guess on what's going to happen...
Anonymous
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>>748545 "Hurr Corperate Kane is banned but nut Demon Kane hurr hurr hurr"
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
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>>748545 "Thats not Corporate Kane! Its a picture of Corporate Kane!"
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748535 You better get more excited.
Anonymous
>>748551 I want all the underused NXT guys to join the Balor Club and kick everyone else's shit in.
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748555 I just want the Tyler Breeze debut to not blow.
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
>>748551 Raw will suck, the least I can hope for is Undertaker kicking Brock in balls, again
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
>>748556 >Not expecting the writers/Vince to fumble a main roster debut What brand do you think you're watching?
Anonymous
>>748556 He'll be fine as long as they don't change his character in the last moment for no reason. And keep the entrance, it's just too perfect.
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
>>748558 > *POINK > Uugghh, my groin! Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748558 You just gotta Bo-lieve!
>>748559 Unfortunately not Lucha Underground.
I was just reading about how they might bring him up in the next couple weeks and pair him with Summer Breeze.
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
>>748558 >>748562 >>748556 So did the whole "rosebud" essentially kill Adam Rose's momentum?
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
>>748563 Summer who? Is that a Diva?
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
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>>748561 Vince will make him a gay plumber who comes out moon walking to jazz and 3 weeks later he'll disappear..... fuck I'm sad now
Anonymous
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Anyone have a stream?
Anonymous
>>748564 Yeah because no one wanted to have a fisted anus.
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748564 The shit with the Bunny is what sealed the coffin. The gimmick didn't scale up well enough to the larger audience, and his biggest feud was with a rabbit. That's what did it.
>>748566 Sometimes.
>>748561 There are rumors that WWE is going to sell his furry selfie sticks, so I would imagine the gimmick is staying. "Summer Breeze" is going to be pretty sweet if it happens
Anonymous
>Cena and the dudleys vs The new day Fuck six-man matches, fuck them in the ass
Anonymous
>>748570 I think his momentum was killed the moment the words "lemon" and "rosebud" escaped his lips. Either of those two words that will kill ANY wrestler's momentum.
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
>>748563 you're hand is extra soft tonight, have you been moisturizing? *wink*
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
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>>748569 Don't knock it til you try it.
>>748574 Moisturizing with all this poop.
>>748573 I liked it though. The Rosegarden could have been so great.
Anonymous
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>>748572 >put the most over thing against cena over and over and over Anonymous
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
>>748570 >>748569 >Quick! Rose needs a feud? >How about with one of his party peeps? >The bunny! I'm so brilliant! >mfw that was the exact conversation Vince had with his creative staff Why do I have a feeling Summer Breeze and Tyler Breeze are going to be one of WWE's doomed couples/dead concepts upon arrival?
:^)
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WHAT?>cheap pop
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
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those shoes are too colorful for Stone Cold
Anonymous
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Oh fuck this is already the best raw this year
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
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>Ratings were getting so bad that they begged Stone Cold to make an appearance. Well-played, Vince
Anonymous
Stone Cold is boring. # Bring back Hulk Hogan.
:^)
>>748584 Hulk Hogan was a bigger draw than Stone Cold, BROTHER
Anonymous
is this a scramble to try and keep taker face?
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan was always better than lame Stone Cold
Anonymous
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
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>>748586 This is a desperate scramble to get ratings back up
Anonymous
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>>748584 They should of had Hulk Hogan come out tonight.
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748579 Being a Rosebud is suffering.
Summer Breeze has a chance to be awesome though. They're both vain and #gorgeous.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hollywood Hogan is a bigger heel than any other heel.
Anonymous
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Dem Taker looking good
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
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Hulk Hogan is boring. #BringBackSkinner
Anonymous
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>>748592 I can't imagine that isn't. Probably would be suffering having a ruptured anus.
Anonymous
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>WWE blowing their load in the first 10 minutes
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
>>748592 >Adam Rose could have been good It hurts, anon. The gimmick was cringe, but at least it had potential. I would have loved for Damian and Rose to have a "civilized, well-educated noble vs messy, uneducated commoner" feud.
>Summer Breeze has a chance Everything has a chance before it hits the main roster, friend. Main roster is where hopeful dreams with potential go to die, it seems.
Anonymous
Austin looked nervous. His hand was shaking holding the mic. Still 10/10 glad to hear the glass breaking.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Brock will kick Undertaker's ass.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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>>748532 >You lust for it SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE.
Anonymous
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
>>748592 anything Summer does right now will suck just because the terrible Rusev and Lana BS but if she leaves for a few months then Summer Breeze could work but Tyler is probably better off by himself
:^)
Anonymous
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>>748584 Only Hulk Hogan can save wrestling.
Anonymous
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>>748599 Just think about how excited he is to be back and hear the response he got
Brian Kendrick for WHC !9Mr0k6z5qo
Just turned on Raw did i miss anything
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748598 I think the gimmick was fine, but the need to stay PG probably hurt. It could have been far more interesting if it could at least be implied that some shady shit happened on the Exotic Express.
>>748603 We know she's not going anywhere though, with the shit writing that's going on. We can at least be hopeful that it turns out less than awful.
Anonymous
taker didnt lose his streak it's on his forehead
Anonymous
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>>748604 Taker isn't Ric Flair.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan can beat the Undertaker any day of the week
Anonymous
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>>748584 RAW is boring.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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Wow I called this match last week it's unlike wwe to be predictable like that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan can beat Stone Cold and the Rock
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan returns this Christmas.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan was a bigger star and draw than Stone cold ever was.
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
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>>748610 The whole "PG era" thing is stupid, regardless. Vince is too out of touch with today's youth to know what keeps them interested. Sure, soccer moms exist, but who ever listened to them? Hell, Linda's political career is basically riding Zack Ryder's train at this point. The PG era is a dead concept that needs to be buried, along with Vince's constant micro-management and the creative staff clearly needing to be replaced.
Anonymous
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great cena broke the titantron
Anonymous
Cool it on the Hogan meme please.>Cena is scared of fireworks
Anonymous
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BRRRT APPLEDOUGH
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
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>>748623 Just filter it and wait out the storm. It'll go away eventually.
Anonymous
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lol at that busted section of the titantron
Anonymous
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IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
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>>748623 Fireworks are some scary shit. People who do retarded shit with them or don't know how to use them properly are likely to get fucked up.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan can main event WWE and TNA
Anonymous
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Does this mean no US Open challenge tonight?
Anonymous
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
Anonymous
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Such based heels.
Anonymous
>>748630 They clearly have great taste
Anonymous
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Brian Kendrick for WHC !9Mr0k6z5qo
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Big E used to do those funny videos online when he was IC champ. Now he can show that side with New Day. Loving it.
Anonymous
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That's not PG! Too much sexy
Anonymous
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>>748609 Just Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
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>New Day win >Cena loses Okay, when did the universe fuck itself backwards?
Anonymous
Who do you guys think will face Cena at hitc?
Anonymous
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N E W. D A Y. That's very heelish from Cena's part
Anonymous
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Biggie and Coffee's reactions are priceless.
Anonymous
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IS TONIGHT OLD SCHOOL RAW THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
Anonymous
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>>748652 Woods hopefully. Unless they're bringing up someone from NXT.
Anonymous
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Dudleys aren't exactly faces but how the fuck is Cena ok with this and still a good guy? They lost clean even.
Anonymous
>>748652 The green bastard
Anonymous
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MY NAME IS FINLAY AND I LOVE TO STAND BACKSTAGE
Anonymous
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748652 If New Day loses, Kofi
If Booking is shit, Ziggler
If God exists, Tyler
Anonymous
Stone Cold, Taker, Brock, Dudleys, Finlay. Best Raw this year confirmed.
Anonymous
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>>748663 Quit fuckin around
Anonymous
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>>748652 Samoa Joe and he'll take the belt to NXT.
Anonymous
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Dean Ambrose is so cool.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Best RAW in ages and the stream is ducking up.
Anonymous
>>748662 >Kofi Do you not like successful tag teams?
>Ziggler HBK has plans to kidnap and torture him
>Tyler You want him to get buried from the get-go?
Anonymous
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As much as i dislike Nikki Bella and her fake tits, she does have a fantastic hiney.
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748670 I love New Day. Kofi hasn't challenged Cena, and has seniority over the others. If New Day were to take the US title from Cena, he's likely be the winner.
I hope to god Ziggler gets kidnapped by someone. Maybe ninjas?
Cena's out for a couple months and is a "fighting champion." I only say Tyler under the pretense that Cena is dropping it to someone before his time off. Make sense?
Anonymous
Has the other bitch in team bad even had a match
Anonymous
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Poor Sasha got dragged into this stupid ass team bullshit.
Anonymous
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Another team bullshit meh
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>748673 >the other bitch I assume you mean Tamina, and in that case welcome to WWE
Anonymous
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>>748673 Once on Smackdown I think.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan cuts the best promos
Anonymous
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>>748677 Needs a bigger thumbs up.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan returns to WWE. The crowd goes wild.
Anonymous
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>>748678 Just wondering how long they will keep her around doing nothing
Anonymous
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>>748584 You the man bro. Always showing support for Hulk Hogan.
Anonymous
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The Bella whore is so tanned she's barely distinguishable from all the nigresses.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>748672 >I love New Day. Kofi hasn't challenged Cena, and has seniority over the others. If New Day were to take the US title from Cena, he's likely be the winner The problem is Kofi has never been handled properly. New Day is essentially his moment to shine, so it seems more a detriment to put the title on him than it does keeping him as 1/3 of a currently over tag team.
>I hope to god Ziggler gets kidnapped by someone. Maybe ninjas? That's too kind. Have Chyna kidnap him and force him to participate in live BDSM cam shows.
>Cena's out for a couple months and is a "fighting champion." I only say Tyler under the pretense that Cena is dropping it to someone before his time off. Make sense? If he's out for a while, sure; Tyler could use the momentum push. I just have misgivings because it also puts TB in a position of either he stagnates, or he has a "meh" tier feud with someone until Cena returns to reclaim his title. What could be neat is have Breeze and Rose battle for who is the best party animal/pretty boy and follow it with Sandow returning to "teach" Breeze how to be a proper gentleman
Anonymous
Orton failed a drug test ?
Anonymous
>>748688 No he passed. He has all the drugs.
Anonymous
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Team Bella is botchamania tonight. Holy shit. At least they aren't talking.
Anonymous
>>748689 So what happened to him then?
Anonymous
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>>748584 The Divas can't wrestle.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>748691 The Wyatts injured him duh haven't you been watching
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748687 It's all fantasy booking.
>New Day I assume New Day would still push the Freebird rule for a singles title run, but who knows?
>Ziggler kek
>Tyler I'm not hoping for anyone from the current low card to become more relevant just because Cena's taking time off. Tyler winning the open challenge is wishful enough for me.
Anonymous
Wait, stone cold was ACTUALLY here?! I thought you guys were fucking with me! What did he say?
Anonymous
>>748696 He said Undertaker was here.
Anonymous
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>>748696 Bring back Hogan, also fuck the Divas.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Divas Absolutely shit
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
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>>748696 "Gimme a hell yeah check out my podcast with Brock Lesnar hey look it's the Undertaker where's my check?"
Anonymous
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>>748696 Give me a hell yeah
That's the bottom line cause I said so
Hell yeah hell yeah
Look it's the undertaker pls watch my podcast
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan will return and win the championship on the same night.
Anonymous
>>748695 >It's all fantasy booking. But it would still be neat
>I assume New Day would still push the Freebird rule for a singles title run, but who knows? Is that the "if one of us has a singles title, we both own it"?
>I'm not hoping for anyone from the current low card to become more relevant just because Cena's taking time off. Tyler winning the open challenge is wishful enough for me. It would be nice, though. Sandow was poorly utilized and I feel a decent feud would be sufficient enough for Rose to survive on for a time. That, or we could have Stardust feud with Breeze. Has the "cosmic key" storyline been dropped yet? If not, it could be a neat way to progress that.
>>748696 Stone Cold appeared to shill HiaC, promote Bork vs Taker pt3, and then introduce Taker. HBK is coming out next, hopefully to literally superkick Ziggler's head off
Anonymous
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Muh cancer Give monies plox
Anonymous
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748705 Freebird is why all three of them can compete for the tag titles. When Xavier first challenged Cena, they implied that's how they would defend it.
I really think Breeze's best chances are either
>Lucky win Sunday with Summer in his corner >Go over face Ziggler because #gorgeous or
>Team with heel Ziggler because #gorgeous Anonymous
So what did I miss? Michael Cole said it was a legend filled night who came and what happened? Did someone ask that we say our prayers and take our vitamins?
Anonymous
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>>748584 Shawn Micheals has always sucked.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
:^)
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>>748707 >no pop Hes no Hulk Hogan but come on
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
>>748708 >Teaming with Ziggler >Not being career suicide See: Big E
Anonymous
>>748709 It's just them promoting hell in a cell, none of them are doing or saying anything interesting
But stone cold was out, Finlay was backstage, and hbk is shilling right now
Anonymous
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What's is Shawn even talking about? Hell and Cells?
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
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>>748712 >Two gimmicks that would mesh well not making an adequate tag team Okay.
Anonymous
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>>748584 HBK is boring and needs to shut up.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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>>748584 HBK needs to shut up and stop being boring.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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So who else from Texas is gonna show up? The Funks? The Guerreros? The Von Erichs? Stan Hansen?
Anonymous
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Kek Shawn doesn't even care to put some emotion into the shilling of HiaC
Anonymous
>HBK won't stop coughing Is Shawn a stoner?
Anonymous
So Rollins' blonde stripe is getting smaller the bigger a heel he becomes. Will he go full bleach mode when he's face?
Anonymous
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>>748720 Yea it's like people can't get sick or something
Anonymous
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>>748720 He ate some aids pizza, he's probably dying right now
Anonymous
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>>748584 HBK loves smoking pole. He is a huge fag.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
>>748713 >finlay no way nigga I don't believe that at all. was he fit?
Anonymous
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Why does Shawn wear the same clothes everytime he comes back?
Anonymous
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I'm pretty sure if he had a nickel for everyone that was supposed to be the next Shawn Michaels he would have like $3.50.
Anonymous
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>>748725 Idk I was outside when it happened my friend told me it was just a backstage thing with dean Ambrose talking to a couple guys and finlay was one of em, but they weren't micd
Anonymous
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>set up for the sweet chin music
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748721 He let one of his bitches dye it so he could stand out a little more. Now that he's on top, he says he's letting it go.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>748584 Shawn is a midget homo.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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>>748584 There will never be another Hulk Hogan.
Anonymous
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>>748730 Without it he's just a skinnier version of Reigns. He doesn't even do the title spin thing. All that he has left are the white pants. He better get some cool new gear and a new finisher when he turns.
Anonymous
so honestly why isn't dean ambrose the face of WWE's breast cancer awareness stunt?
Anonymous
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>>748735 His Titty Master awareness was not approved by Vinnie Mac.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Ryback is a lame version of Goldberg and Goldberg was crap.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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Strowman vs lesner when?
Anonymous
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>AMBROSE IS GONNA GO ONE ON TWO AGAINST THOSE GUYS >WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING IT ALL NIGHT BUT WHAT A SHOCK >I'M MICHAEL COLE KEEP WATCHING RAW
Anonymous
So Cena was in the first match of the night and the champion is fighting in the midcard. Who booked this shit?
Anonymous
>>748735 do you guys remember when seth rollins had the curb stomp as his finisher?
you guys remember when he had a cool Wrestlemania moment with that finisher?
Anonymous
Anonymous
wait a minute did they really offer a spot to ZZ from tough enough? i thought they hated the guy. what about the cool blackguy?
Anonymous
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>>748741 Yeah, and that was the only redeeming factor he had too. Now he's 100% shit.
Anonymous
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>>748584 This RAW is putting me to sleep.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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>>748741 Such a great finisher. I want it back.
Anonymous
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>>748741 The fuck are you talking about? He never used that thing at WM. Check it out on the WWE network.
Anonymous
>>748743 He got voted off by the fans. That's how ZZ got that far.
Anonymous
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>>748743 It's probably a developmental thing, he might not make it to the roster and if he does it will take a long time.
Anonymous
>>748748 but he is currently a part of the nxt performance center. he is going to be on the documentary-type show wwe is shilling. he got recruited even though he lost
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>748750 A whole lot of Tough Enough entrants get scouted for developmental contracts, look at Ryback.
Anonymous
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>This angle still isn't over
Anonymous
>>748752 I get that, but i remember that WWE went out to bad talk ZZ and i remember then really not liking him and focusing on his bad traits so he would lose
Anonymous
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This shit its complete garbage television
Anonymous
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>>748584 Here comes Dolph, time for a break.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
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>>748750 >>748752 This. Watch the episode where he got eliminated, everyone on the show was so surprised because he was the most promising and even the other competitors knew it. He asked "Where do I go from here?" and they basically told him he already had an "in" at the performance center.
Anonymous
HOLY SHIT! How is this watchable? 6 man tag, divas tag, promo segment leads into Ryback match, 6 man tag!
Anonymous
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So how exactly is Rusev still the bad guy in this story?
Anonymous
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>>748741 dopest move evaarr
Anonymous
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Dog Ziggler with the Cesaro section sign. Fuck yes that made me happy.
Anonymous
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>King Barrett And just when I thought they got rid of the gimmick. I hope he is happy now
Anonymous
Another 6 man match.... Holy jesus. Just fire the bastard booking this shit
Anonymous
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>>748755 Well they're gonna fix him up and shape him the way they want apparently, they probably did that so that he couldn't go out in the rosters early. A step to bettering yourself is to acknowledge your faults.
Anonymous
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>>748766 >>748760 shame on you guys
each appearance is more money in the pocket of the wrestlers
Anonymous
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>>748584 RAW needs better writers.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
I like that Barret ditched the cape and kept the crown. Seems so fitting for him.
Anonymous
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Did Lilian just call Rusev "The Gulgarian Brute"?
Anonymous
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and here comes the greatest /asp/ champion we have ever known his streak is something all /asp/ champs should aspire to
Anonymous
OH GOD HE'S BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN
Anonymous
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"Thank goodness he isn't an octopus." - JBL
Anonymous
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>>748776 There's a good Twilight joke here somewhere.
Anonymous
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>>748772 Unless Barrett is doing the Bad News thing, he's shit.
Anonymous
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I switched to the Giants/eagles game, shit seems to be less boring
Anonymous
The crowd is shouting USA but Dolph is the only american in the ring
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk Hogan returns and ends all six man tag matches.
Anonymous
I wish Cesaro would just say fuck you and shoot wrestle everyone. He'd be so much more over.
Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK DID NEVILLE JUMP ON CESARO
Anonymous
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>>748787 HAHAHA FUCKING THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
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>>748785 I'm pretty sure WWE are shitting on him the way they are because he dared to show off what he has to the fans and try to get over himself.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Hulk-a-mania is still running wild.
Anonymous
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on a scale of 0/Ric Flair how drunk is Flair tonight
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>vince, ratings are in the toilet, what do? >send out the old fucks to talk, put all the actual wrestlers in 6-man tag matches.
Anonymous
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>Set a record for Texas Stadium It's the fucking American Airlines Center
Anonymous
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ROMAN REIGNS TEAMING WITH DEAN AMBROSE DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME WHO SAW THIS ONE COMING?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>zack ryder is the last person to join the tag team GET HYPED
King of Swing
Anonymous
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ROWAN IS BACK FUCK YOU ROMAN
Anonymous
wait what the fuck when did eric rowan come back? what ahppened to luke harper?
Anonymous
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WE ARE GONNA HAVE A CIVILIZED DEBATE ON BUSINESS ETHICS...BELIEVE THAT!
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
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>>748802 Not knowing where Harper is and why Rowan is back out of nowhere is more interesting to think about than Roman's whatever he's talking about.
Anonymous
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ERICK ROWAN
Anonymous
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what if luke harper is wearing a red beard and wearing the white mask? what if this is a ruse?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I feel bad for Reigns i know he's trying his heart out but god he is a drain.
Anonymous
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>that's erick rowan this raw is so bad its good
Anonymous
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"Oh look! Erick Rowan is back I guess" What the fuck.... Shit RAW
Anonymous
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Helluva return for Rowan he shows up with no intro and gets smacked with a chair.
Anonymous
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Way to ruin another potentially good story with Rowan's comeback, WWE.
Anonymous
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why are they letting roman reigns speak like he is slick? I'm sure he would have done soo much better if he did the quiet (shut up or imma fuck you up) character. Its tough to think he is smooth while he is calling other people "son"
Anonymous
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Biggest return of the year tbh
Anonymous
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Harper is probably backstage watching (raping) Orton.
Anonymous
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Ok. I did not see this...
Anonymous
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whuuuuuuuuuuuuuu t
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Anonymous
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oh shit i'm down for a SHIELD "reunion". fucking neato
Anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Anonymous
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SHIELD IS REUNITED GOD DAMN THIS IS THE BEST RAW EVER
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>SHIELD IS BACK FUG BEST RAW IN AGES..
Anonymous
Brie Bella is so cool and hot, Bryan really lucked out when he got that twin.
Anonymous
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>>748825 Yes, good for him. Now if could only lock her up in his home forever.
Anonymous
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>>748584 Multiple 6 man tag matches equals boring.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
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I think Brie has a split in her pants by her gooch.
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Charlotte's wrestling yells sound like a moose having an orgasm.
Anonymous
Seriously though, where's Harper? Did he get injured? This whole thing makes zero fucking sense to me right now.
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
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Mark might retire tonight.
Anonymous
wait I switched to fargo at 10 cause raw was being lame Can someone elaborate on the "shield is back" posts? Like actually factually back or what
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>>748833 Orton is missing too, Harper will show up later with him.
Anonymous
>>748836 They facing The Wyatts tonight.
Anonymous
If i was Mark Henry i would be pissed, he went from world champ to jobber.
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Why where they doing the Bullet Club thing? Is Balor debuting?
Anonymous
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>>748584 Another boring RAW this week.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Anonymous
>>748840 Like with Seth too?
Anonymous
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748836 >Reigns is boring >Wyatt Family comes out >Harper is gone >Rowan is back >Why? >Roman beats up on Bray >Dean comes out >Does nothing >Backstage segment with Authority >HBK comes and gives Rollins shit >Rollins joins match with Reigns and Ambrose vs the Wyatt Family out of spite >People think this is a good idea >People are actually excited >People think the match will happen as booked Anonymous
>>748841 It's a crying shame really, I feel like he deserves better
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>>748848 Same here, supposedly he's retiring soon he should leave with some dignity.
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God damn that powerbomb.
Anonymous
>>748841 If I was mark Henry I would be happy with getting paychecks without doing that much work
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>>748841 At least he gets to show up on Raw. Swagger can only be seen on Main Event/Superstars. And when was the last time Miz had a match?
Anonymous
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All these fat men getting powerbombed and jiggling is hypnotic.
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>>748851 20 years of making a paycheck. I bet he feels bad and stuff.
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>>748841 holding the wcw title doesn't make you a world champ, it makes you world chimp
Anonymous
>>748841 He should have left after he got fucked over with that title match against Cena.
That fucking lead up with him teasing retirement was so fucking amazing
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
>>748846 thanks, I gave up on Raw and my kicky ball sports team is fighting with their bird wings
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>>748857 He should do the CM Punk thing and leave with the title only he does it in December.
Instead of "The Summer of Punk" it will be "The World's Strongest Winter".
Adam ROOOOOSE (Ehh? Ehh?) !67qOKCeFxo
>>748859 >Real sports Ha, I knew you were the gay one.
Welcome though
Some Chump: The Boliever !XTGz8qez6A
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>>748863 only kicky ball and I'd normally watch Raw but... its terrible!
Anonymous
Just got home. Did I miss the one good RAW of the season or has it been shit like the last 2 months?
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>>748865 It's been shit with some good spots
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>>748865 You got back in time for the only worthwhile bit.
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>>748865 It's not too bad.
Nothing amazing but still.
Anonymous
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>Explaining what the shield was >Even though it's only been a year and a half
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>>748865 The Shield is facing the Wyatts though.
Should be good.
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This would be better without BrawnStrongman
Anonymous
>I'm the champion of the world, I'll start this shit
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
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>>748874 >On second thought, you got this Roman Anonymous
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>>748584 Six man tag teams are a sign of lazy writers.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
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Demon Kane comes out and I love that but The fucking Shield powerbombs him. God damn I love wrestling.
Anonymous
>Harper confirmed for murdering Randy in an ally somewhere
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Strauman just did the fucking chubby checker twist on Dean's head.
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>>748881 More like recruiting/brainwashing him to join the family. We Cult Storyline now
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I wish but can Orton grow a beard?
Anonymous
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Ching Chong ref. Confirmed Dusty finish
Anonymous
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Kane will arrive.
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>>748782 >USA chants in that match when all but Zigger aren't American This shit is why crowds are fucking retarded these days and don't know what the fuck they want. Unless they're cheering it because of Ziggler, in which case is 100x worst.
Anonymous
The Wyatt Family should get a female member, only instead of a big bushy beard she'll just have a big bushy pube beard that we can see through her tights.
Anonymous
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MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG
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Okay that was cool, good job Roman.
Anonymous
>>748888 The only female member they should have is Sister Abigail.
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>>748891 Yes but with a pube beard.
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Did Rowan miss his spot?
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>you will never grow up in a farm Feels bad man
Anonymous
D'aaaw, Brock is just a Little House on the Prairie watching, country farmhand softie
Anonymous
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West Coast here, who is Shawn Michaels
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>>748891 Sister Abigail has been dead for decades
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>>748906 >I got to feed the Jew Based Brock "Tel Aviv Terror" Lesnar
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So Demon Kane gets the title but Corporate Kane is going to pretend he doesn't have the title ? I don't get the appeal of this whole split gimmick at all.