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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:35:40 No.749937 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>749939 >>749940 >>749956 >>749983 >>752492

Was looking on boxrec for shit boxers and found this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Qn9dSb8us&list=PLtBw_Gvilb_IXJQomvlgMzSTmyedBSrCK&index=1
http://boxrec.com/boxer/537447

Can anybody find someone worse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:47:52 No.749939 Report Delete

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>>749937
Also that channel has a bunch of his fights. He's consistently terrible. His lightest weight was 141.5 pounds but now he's up to cruiserweight by getting fatter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:52:46 No.749940 Report Delete

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>>749937
Could Wu beat him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:53:12 No.749941 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>749944 >>749977 >>752500

is this limited to only boxing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHlg1MqrxU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:55:28 No.749943 Report Delete

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>>749940
Could he beat anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:58:59 No.749944 Report Delete

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>>749941
Anything goes. All shit fighting's funny but with boxing you also get a record of how shit they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:01:59 No.749945 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>749965

The worst part about OPs vid is that he's obviously had some training and understands the barebones fundamentals, but he has no business being paid for his fights because he's really, really not ready to be in the ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:02:32 No.749946 Report Delete

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>>749944
ok good
I am a big fan of finding not only people, but entire schools that are absolutely abysmal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWzAEXm9ltI

the kata are always my favorite part, because if you are doing a group kata it's supposed to be synchronized

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:36:51 No.749956 Report Delete

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>>749937
I got a feeling they trained him wrong as a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:06:55 No.749965 Report Delete

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>>749945
boxrec says he's been pro for 5 years. Who knows how long he was an amateur before that. He could be much better trained but someone who is that shit for that long has no business being in the ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:31:49 No.749977 Report Delete

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>>749941
I love this video.

The funniest thing is that in their heads they probably think they look like fucking Tony Jaa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:35:37 No.749983 Report Delete

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>>749937
Umm pfft boxing is so gaay fucking do mma i'm so much better than you boxers you guys suck you only throw punches i use kicks and grapple im so fucking superior then you fucking pussies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:36:54 No.749985 Report Delete

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>>749946
This one was meh. I can't really hate on it (and I love hating) because at least they aren't talking about how they "really learn to fight because they don't train for competition".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:41:50 No.749991 Report Delete

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>>749985
but do you see that obese woman in her blackbelt? has no form at all, no control over her body, flinches when the board doesnt break
shes not a martial artist even by loose standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:01:08 No.750004 Report Delete

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>>749991
That's why I really can't hate. They're just people who want to wear Asian pajamas and sometimes break boards while learning to dance.

Now if they wanted to step up and talk about real fighting is when I would hate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 23:05:57 No.750026 Report Delete

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>>750004
but she paid probably a lot of money and didn't even learn how to dance and punch thick paper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:23:25 No.752479 Report Delete

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>>749977
That horrible moment when you see footage of yourself, and realize how you must look to others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 07:27:17 No.752489 Report Delete

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>>749946
I'm not sure if they're doing group testing or a demonstration, but in group testing kata doesn't need to be synched

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 07:37:25 No.752492 Report Delete

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>>749937

How about Robing Deaking who lost 50 (!) fights in a row until they took his license away "in his own interest"?

>http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/meet-britains-worst-boxer---3123029

Or having a pro career with 276 losses?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Strickland

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 07:40:41 No.752493 Report Delete

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>>752492

>who lost 50 (!) fights in a row until they took his license away

Haha, I just looked it up found out he won his 52th fight:

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3216897/Britain-s-worst-boxer-Robin-Deakin-wins-fight-nine-years-51-defeats-row.html

The lesson is:
-never give up
-quit at the top of your game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 09:30:07 No.752500 Report Delete

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>>749941
I've seen this video countless times, but shit man, that geezer in the second row with not skirt on his jacket and his pants hiked up so high they frame his ballsack

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