> What is /asp/ Predicts...? This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules? Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work? After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 7 matches in total to predict. Link to vote:
http://derpy.me/TW3JB Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
Anonymous
LaserrrrrrTrombone !!4aoVQH9a1xL
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>>750734 Even though I know Brock is probably going to win it, I still can't bring myself to vote against Undertaker
Anonymous
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Only two good matches tbh>Cena Open Challange but its up to the air depending of who is gonna be that the takes the title from Cena. >Brock vs Taker This is bound to be a good one, i really enjoyed the last one and I am sure they can get greenlight to go bloody.
Anonymous
Ambrose for US title? Bump.
Anonymous
>>750761 Wasn't he supposed to go against the Wyatts 2v1? Didn't see that match in the poll. Did it get scrapped?
Anonymous
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>>750778 Randy got injured, they scrapped the match.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>who's gonna answer to the US open challenge? IM UP ALL NIGHT JACK! YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!! >WELLLLLLLLLLL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
Rubbish Ronny Garbage
Christian Cage !tOUHAcjC8Y
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Hello everyone. This is my first predictions thread. Wish me luck!
Chicagolu Mutsuz Punk
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I wonder when I finally will be a clean sweeper. And yeah, instead of -Jade Frary this time due to technical reasons, Mutsuz Punk is back. But I support Paige's mom for Cena's open.
Anonymous
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>>750928 fuck that noise m8 it better be Ryder going full heel in an epic revenge feud against Cena.
Anonymous
I'm down with Tyler Breeze coming up from NXT if that's true. What's Zack Ryder doing these days? I usually only catch Raw on Hulu and they cut out most of the midcard stuff there.
Anonymous
>>750951 Breeze debuted on Smackdown this week, he is being paired with Summer Rae. And Ryder is on NXT with Mojo Rawley as HYPE BROS
Anonymous
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>>750951 >>750953 >Tyler Breeze Like I mentioned before, another "fucking who?" jobber who's probably going to be super pushed into winning the belt off Cena, and that's as far as he'll go in the company during his ENTIRE career.
Anonymous
>Kick-off match Rusev, Sheamus & King Barrett, mostly because Rusev > Dolph. I feel sorry for Cesaro, Neville and Barrett, and I hate Sheamus, but Rusev > Dolph. Goddamn, Dolph is going to win probably.>John Cena US Title Open Challenge Dean Ambrose, maybe? They need to fucking push this guy if Cena is finally fucking off for a while. Either Ambrose or some other decently over face. Is Tyler Breeze face? I just heard he feuded with Miz on Smackdown (and Miz is heel I think?). Whatever. I want Ambrose. Or Shane McMahon. Fuck, if Vince comes out and takes the title it'd be cool too.>Roman Reigns vs Bray Wyatt Like every feud Roman has been in, fuck this feud. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. And I know it's not his fault, but at this point he's not doing anything to improve the situation. Have Bray win and send Roman back to NXT or have him be public relations talent. TURN HEEL ALREADY YOU FUCK.>Diva's Challenge No.>New Day vs Dudleys New Day has outstayed their welcome. They're no longer funny goofballs. Now they're just fucking annoying. Have the Dudleys form the three as a make-shift table and do a 3D with an actual table through the New Day "table".>Owens vs Ryback Owens. Fuck Ryback.>Rollins vs The Demon Kane The Demon Kane loses. Then Corporate Kane Glen Jacobs comes out and The Demon Kane is unmasked as Kevin Nash or something. Let's make this terrible storyline continue. I want their ratings to sink into the ocean.>Taker vs Brock Goddammit, I don't want to see these two. Gonna be a shit match with a shit finish.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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trust me, it will be the big show. and the rage will be glorious
Anonymous
>>751029 >Have Bray win No, FUCK Bray Wyatt, I'm tired of this loser. If anything HE should be the one should be repackaged.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>>751031 >>751029 >send roman back to nxt! >have bray be repackaged! sometimes i'm glad you guys aren't writing this shit
Anonymous
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>>751032 Bray needs to be repackaged because he's no longer scary and his promos have long stale. Plus since he loses ALL THE FUCKING TIME, there's no credibility to his character anymore.
Hacksaw dim jobs clean
Anonymous
>>751029 >he's not doing anything to improve the situation Because he doesn't matter what he does, he will always have a target on his back due to the shitty fanbase WWE has currently. He could improve exponentially, go back/return from NXT, turn heel, and/or do only lower mid-card/jobber shit at this point, it has a meme now to hate him.
Anonymous
>>751037 So you guys might as well get used to it. Because like Ryback and Sheamus, Reigns will ALWAYS be hated no matter what the reasons are.
Anonymous
They need to turn Reigns heel and have him tear into the crowd and accuse them of stealing his dream. Push the limits of kayfabe.
Anonymous
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>>751040 That might actually get get a better reaction from the crowd if he did that. Unfortunately due to the "meme" he would never be able to turn face w/o a chorus of boos all over again.
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
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Ready to have a clean loss for my predictions. Perdicting Samoa Joe for HiaC because I'm way too optimistic.
Anonymous
Maybe it will be Alberto Del Rio who answers the Open Challenge?
Hacksaw dim jobs clean
>>751063 Nah it's gonna be this guy
Anonymous
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>>751066 i remember seeing colin delaney at a 2cw show
Anonymous
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>>750734 I really hope some guy from NXT takes the challenge, Samoa Joe or Tyler Breeze please.
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
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>>751066 It's funny that with the more recent years of WWE taking smaller guys seriously, Colin Delaney seems like he could of actually had a chance. I guess he came in at the wrong time.
Anonymous
>>751032 Bray's gimmick is failing because of PG-13. For that reason he should be repackaged.
Roman on the other hand needs a complete make over. Right now he's Marty Janetty of the New Rockers. He kept the Shield outfit, music and entrance while Ambrose and Rollins got new stuff. Roman Reigns is Jannety but the people in charge thinks he's really Shawn Michaels.
Either send him back to NXT or
GIVE HIM NEW GEAR (no, that fucking t-shirt he sometimes wear doesn't count)
GIVE HIM NEW MUSIC
HAVE HIM COME DOWN THE RAMP LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON. He's not some fucking black ops special forces MI6 wrestler guy anymore. If anything, Ambrose could have kept coming through the crowd since he's a "lunatic" but Roman is arguably the most stable aka boring as fuck of the three right now.
Fuck you, I should be booking this shit. Give me complete control and I'll turn this shit around in one month, I fucking guarantee it.
Anonymous
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>>751038 Ryback is legitimately terrible though. Shit wrestler, outright dangerous and completely useless at talking, even when he's reading cue cards.
Sheamus looks stupid. Nobody likes a guy that looks stupid. The Red Rooster would be more over than Sheamus.
Anonymous
>>751076 With the exception that Jannety was over for a little while, and could actually wrestle and cut promos.
Anonymous
>>751076 >Fuck you, I should be booking this shit. Give me complete control and I'll turn this shit around in one month, I fucking guarantee it. Reigns would still be hated despite what you changed. The problem is today's audience. It's just a bunch of neckbeards who think they know EVERYTHING about how the business works.
Anonymous
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>>751082 >neckbeards And this is why losers/manlets/jobbers like Ziggler and Bray Wyatt still get cheered. Because they look exactly like them and it's the only thing they could relate to.
Anonymous
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>>751081 roman reigns will always be better than marty janetty bro
>>751076 what else are you willing to change?
Anonymous
>>751082 I disagree. Getting Roman over would be the easiest thing.
1 Give him the make-over.
2 He doesn't speak ever.
3 Make him an unstoppable monster that kills anyone that steps into the ring with him.
4 Done.
Anonymous
>>751087 >Getting Roman over Impossible, unless Daniel Bryan goes Benoit on his family, but you have a snowball's chance in hell of that happening with today's WWE health system.
Anonymous
>>751087 You guys really couldn't book yourselves out of a library
Anonymous
>>751089 And I don't care what anyone says. Daniel Bryan IS and always will be the root cause of Reigns never getting over.
Anonymous
>>751089 Daniel Bryan is a non-issue right now. Unfortunately. But I think it would be a mistake to have him return. He's one match away from being Kurt Angle. For all I know he may already be in the eyes of the WWE.
>>751094 Again, remove Bryan and what other problem is there? Bryan shouldn't ever wrestle again.
>>751092 Because book and library. I see what you did there. Also be quiet, you cucumber-flavored condom of a man.
Anonymous
>>751092 With all due respect, the few times Roman has been cheered by the most neckbearded crowds is when he's booked as a monster that's out to beat the shit out of his opponent.
Have him do this all the time and the Roman conundrum can be considered solved.
Anonymous
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>>751095 The damage is already done, even when people forget about Bryan, the Reigns hate is a meme.
Anonymous
>>751095 You can't silence me, you roody poo.
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
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So we got Roman, Nia Jax, Samoa Joe, and the Usos...Can we have a baddass Samoan stable please? Hell fuck it, make them heel. They'd be rightfully unstoppable. Like Nation of Domination but way more silent and brawly.
Anonymous
>>751097 he should be a monster but he should also learn how to actually talk
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>751101 Who the fuck cares about how he talks, IMO, he was more entertaining (for the wrong reasons of course) when he did the nursery rhyme bullshit.
Anonymous
>>751099 Oh yeah?! Well brother, in a couple of hours on Hell in a Cell I'll make you eat your own asshole and that'll make you squeeze down your own shit down your own throat and it'll shut you up for good, brother!
>>751101 No, he shouldn't. That's not necessary.
Anonymous
>>751087 So Paul has to sell another unbeatable monster?
Anonymous
>>751106 the top wrestler should atleast know how to talk or have someone talk for him, what's a top guy without cutting promos or having a manager cut them for him?
Anonymous
>>751106 How someone talks matters
CM Punk was amazing on the mic we need more people like him
Anonymous
>>751110 >CM Punk The only good promo he did was the "pipebomb".
Anonymous
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>>751109 exactly this is why CM Punk was a great champion as he was the best on the mic aswell as being great in the ring
Anonymous
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>>751107 i will shit fury down your throat mfer
i have access to all of the steel chairs under the ring and i will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth
mark my fucking words
Anonymous
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>>751111 Uh oh! Pipebomb! pipebomb!
Anonymous
>>751111 Seriously, what other fucking memorable promos has Punk done besides that?
Exactly.
Anonymous
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>>751116 i remember him cutting a promo about WWE ice cream bars
Anonymous
>>751108 What other gimmick is there for Roman?
He can't be the new Cena, no matter how hard they try. He can't talk nearly as well as Cena and doesn't have Cena's family-friendly look.
So he's booked as a more badass Cena (I guess?), but they also have him come out and do recap promos in front of heel crowds (which he can't handle AT ALL) and insist on a sit-down chat with his opponent right before going into a steel cage match.
Reigns is a fucking train wreck.
Anonymous
>>751116 Seriously, what other memorable promos has WWE done in the PG Era?
Anonymous
>>751119 Whenever Heymen speaks, whenever Lesner speaks, and whenever Cena speaks (because it's the same fucking thing mainly).
Anonymous
>>751118 Make him a badass mercenary that can talk well. Make him the Batman to John Cena's Superman.
Anonymous
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>>751119 I like all the promos where Haitch and/or Seth comes out to start Raw by talking for ten minutes. I don't remember what they say but I sure remember them doing it.
Does that count?
Anonymous
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>>751121 >Make him the Batman to John Cena's Superman. And that's why in the dirt sheets, John Cena's winning the title off Reigns at WM32.
Anonymous
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>>751119 sufferin succotash son
roman reigns climbed the beanstalk
he punched the giant
andre didn't need to call himself a GIANT
he better than hogan in 87, austin in 98, rock in 99, triple h in 00
this isn't boring, this is real life.
blee dat
Anonymous
>>751119 *Paul Heyman comes out*
>Hey, man, this is my nigga Roman Reigns. His family be cannibals and shit yo but you all should dig him cuz he's cool as shit. Aight, later. *Daniel Bryan comes out*
>So uh, hey, Roman, I just want you to know I think you're a real cool guy and all. *Ric Flair comes out*
>Whoo-whoo-whoo, this is my, whoo, my man Roman Reigns, whooo. You all you all you all should whoooo you all should like him! Whooo! Anonymous
>>751129 >*Ric Flair comes out drunk* FTFY
Anonymous
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>>751131 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
Anonymous
>>751129 Jesus, Daniel Bryan needs to not speak either.
Anonymous
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>>751133 That was obviously not exactly what any of these people said, but WWE has had a lot of guys come out and basically just endorse Roman. Another reason why the audience isn't accepting him.
*The Rock comes out*
>Hey, this is my cousin Roman. We gonna go bowling and look at some big american titties later after the show. He's really cool. Anonymous
Hacksaw dim jobs clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKUMV_YXCGw Roman Reigns just needs a new theme and he will get over.
Anonymous
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>>751136 I wanna like him too, mainly because I fucking hate today's WWE crowds.
Anonymous
>>751137 WHAM BAM THANK YOU FAM
Anonymous
>>751136 Surprisingly enough, I do too despite all I've written about him. As long as he's Roman Reigns and not talking about magic beans, suffering succotash, giants, feuding with Kane and/or Show, doing re-cap promos or wanting to have a friendly chat with a guy that fucking threatened his daughter!
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
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>>751137 > I'm gonna cock this here fist > Jontron: "He'h, what a cock!" Anonymous
>>751140 No, I want him doing more nursery rhyme shit, at least his promos weren't boring when he did them.
Anonymous
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>>751139 >FAM oops i guess all of the shitposting really had an effect on me
Anonymous
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>>751142 when he was eliminating people in the rumble i wanted him to say
>HICKERY DICKERY DOCK, SOMEONES GONNA GET CLOCKED! >superman punches Fernando out of the ring Anonymous
>>751136 Again, if Reigns vs Wyatt is anything other than Reigns winning, I'm done defending him.
Anonymous
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>>751148 Someone interferes in the match at the end to start a new feud with Roman, like what happened with Dean Ambrose's feud with Rollins.
Anonymous
The Rock will cost Brock Lesnar his match tonight. You heard it here first.
Anonymous
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>>751152 I'd be down with that, actually.
Anonymous
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The Big Show is answering the US Open Challenge as well.
Anonymous
>>750928 If that happens i'll fucking livestream my suicide
Anonymous
>>751167 no breaking promises :^)
Anonymous
>>751171 Big show is the worst thing to hit the planet ever
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
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I would honestly not be at all opposed to give Demon Kane a final title run. It seems very unlikely, and a clean finish in the Rollins match is next to impossible. Rollins' title reign has had its serious ebbs and flows, none of which should be attributed to him, btw, just shit booking. I just hope Vince isn't thinking of erasing Punk like he did AJ, god knows he hates Punk way more than Punk's wife.
Anonymous
>>751172 that's a weird to way to say "Dolph Ziggler"
Anonymous
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The challenger for the us title will without a doubt be stardust
Anonymous
>The Wrestling Observer Newsletter is reporting that Kurt Angle is in LA this weekend with Booker T and could potentially work the WWE Hell in A Cell PPV
Anonymous
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>>750734 Barack Lesnar will lose
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
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>>751180 I know we would all like to see new guys get a push, but this would be the biggest and best option for the title. Marks would cum buckets.
Anonymous
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>>751180 That would be terrible to have Kurt Angle to return on hell in a cell
Chicagolu Mutsuz Punk
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
Anonymous
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>>751174 This, fuck Ziggler.
Anonymous
>>751076 >Every smark ever Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
>>751199 Exactly, I hate these smarks who are trying to scapegoat and say that "he wasn't ready" to win RR 2015, when they would've cheered the fuck out of him if he won RR 2014.
Anonymous
>>751201 That's only because Daniel Bryan wasn't in RR2014 and the fans wanted literally anyone but Batista to win it. In 2015, after Bryan got eliminated and it was clear Reigns would win, they wanted anyone but him. They actually chanted We want Rusev. Think about that for a second.
Anonymous
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>>751203 Well Bryan already had his fucking wrestlemania moment. Reigns, despite being in the WM31's main event, STILL hasn't had his.
Anonymous
>>751203 fuck the smarks that booed Batista. Fuck the media cuckolds for sucking up to the smarks as well.
Anonymous
>>751205 Funny thing, people wanted Batista to return. And when he does, he gets a chorus of boos.
Kinda like what's happening to Reigns right now.
Seriously, fuck Daniel Bryan for causing all this.
Anonymous
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>>751207 if the 3rd doctor can't clear him to wrestle, he is retiring.
btw have you tried halloween oreos out yet?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>751209 Question, does anyone have like a recently updated version of these charts. I wanna see how badly these smarks fail at life.
Anonymous
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>>751207 The problem with Bryan is thet even after he won at supposedly the biggest Wrestlemania yet, he never got a long and satisfactory championship run due to his injury. I think most fans felt in some way cheated out of it and that's way they keep chanting Yes and booing anyone who obvously gets pushed because of backstage politics, rather than fan appeal. If Bryan had kept the title for say half a year, had a few nice feuds with Orton, Ambrose, Cesaro or whoever, people would've had their fill and would be ready to move on to a new champion.
Fuck, it's been way too long since there was a decent face title run. Seth is a great chickenshit and all, but the booking is killing his legitimacy. Brock was broken as fuck, but showed about once every three months. Before that it was Cena, who is just a major meta-heel, and before that, not counting Bryan's 1.5 month reign, it was Orton.
They really should just give the title to Ambrose for a while to make sure the fans' displeasure doesn't boil over and then they can get away with putting it on just about anyone.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>>751213 updated
Look how much progress has been made
Anonymous
>>751217 >dat Cena Jesus christ.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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>>751219 ikr and big dave in some places just barely tops john cena
he loves the kids with cancer though
Anonymous
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>>751217 >Daniel Bryan still can't surpass AJ Lee All my kek
Anonymous
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>>751217 Why do I get the feeling those spikes are actually because of some new exotic challanger gunning for the title, and the drop-offs come after the inevitable Cena-ing.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
Here's another one this time with Ramen, Seth, Deanetty, Brayylmao, and Dolph "The Bull Prepper" Ziggler
Anonymous
>>751199 >Every retarded person ever Shut up cunt.
Anonymous
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>>751076 VINCE, HIRE THIS ANON, HE HAS THE PASSION!
Anonymous
>>751223 >Bray Wyatt and Dolph Ziggler this low on the chart This puts a smile on my face.
Anonymous
>>751120 >Whenever Lesnar speaks fucking kek
Anonymous
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
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>>751217 That's stupid though, that's not buy rates or tv ratings, these are search terms, and obviously Cena is generally the most well known guy. Not to mention stupid memes and movies, and celebrity gossip. Actual wrestling fans are a small group of people who search John cena. PS Brock eclipses Cena a number of times, by using google trends.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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>>751227 Ziggler will never sell and anyone that does think he will sell is a moron.
Anything that could prevent Ziggler from being a true top guy, is preventing him from being a top guy. He can't draw for shit, he has a shitty name and gimmick, a shitty look, a shitty entrance theme, and a shitty moveset. They'd have to repackage him completely for him to even draw a dime.
Anonymous
>>751229 >Seth Rollins! Get yo ass out here, boi! And then he says "baby" after every word.
I literally got an erection. Brock doesn't talk often but when he does, it's awesome. I literally got hard.
Anonymous
>>751224 Don't get pissy with me just because you made yourself look like an idiot. You pretentious neckbeards watch from your couches and assume that since you watch the show, you're an expert on how it is run. Don't be fucking ridiculous.
Anonymous
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>>751233 His promos on the UFC were pretty good. Also some from the first Taker vs Lesnar were also good enough
Anonymous
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>>751234 >you made yourself look like an idiot. Oh please shut the fuck up, Roman. Kill yourself, faggot.
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
Anonymous
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Kickoff's in like three and a half hours right?
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>>751237 >anyone that calls people out for being a smark is Vincent Kennedy McMahon Jr. yeah okay fam
Anonymous
>>751240 There's literally nothing wrong with being a smark.
Anonymous
>>751217 The main reason why Cena's even higher than before is because it's of the whole "It's John Cena!" meme
Not that's a bad thing, because if you are watching WWE, and hate how they're booking Cena, you might as well stop watching. It's best to have a laugh at what Cena keeps doing.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
Anonymous
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>>751243 My contempt for Cena has gone to the point where it has regurgitated and now I kind of ironically enjoy him.
Anonymous
>>751241 isn't smark a oxymoron tho?
Anonymous
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>>751241 >everyone complaining about Bryan >everyone complaining about Bray >everyone complaining about Roman >everything isn't the smarks' fault Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
commisioner of /asp/ !QmSvTfT2S.
I can't remember who I put down as my us open but I suddenly feel compelled to say they'll swerve and bring up Samoa Joe
Anonymous
>>751248 The smart part takes the stupid out of the mark part.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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>>751256 but smarks are usually pretty dumb as well
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
>>751254 That's what I voted for. But honestly, I think Bryan might be the one, and would in turn be the face of Raw while Cena's gone, but again, I don't expect to be that satisfied, alot of people are saying Ziggler, which would just be a bad idea. All do respect to Ziggler, but that's boring.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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>>751258 the faces of dubya dubya eee RAW are gonna be Ramen, Dean, Kane (sigh), Ryback, Ziggler, and The Rock is coming back soon.
Anonymous
Roman needs a stripper gimmick. I want to see him shake that Samoan booty.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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i wish we could have an option to vote sheamus in the WWE championship matches
Anonymous
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>>751262 Fandango already has that covered.
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
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I'm actually kind of looking forward to Hell in A Cell
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
im eating pasta tonight shit is so cash
Anonymous
>>750734 Anyone know the average of cashing in Money in the Bank?
I know the first one took about 9 months
commisioner of /asp/ !QmSvTfT2S.
>>751280 sometimes it's the night of, sometimes it's a whole year. it's really just a case of what booking wants.
You could be sandow and cash in and immediately loose because lolfootbal
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>751276 >pasta for HiaC lucky bastard, i just bought a taco bell 12 pack and a 12 of coors, gotta keep my 12 on check
>>751280 well that's a hard one, it really goes down to who is the Mr. Money in The Bank, Sheamus isn't a draw so don't expect him to cash anytime soon, and if he does, he won't be winning.
Brie's Pancake Tits
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I did the test like 5 times, lmao
Anonymous
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>>751290 well hey, someone's gotta promote that new TMNT movie in 2016, who better than Sheamus the WWE champion who's starring in the TMNT movie?
Anonymous
What about wwe signing Aj Styles? They need to make that happen
commisioner of /asp/ !QmSvTfT2S.
>>751295 that's gonna be such a shitty three to four month title run
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>>751300 i really hope sheamus is far far away from the wwe championship at wrestlemania 32
Anonymous
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>>751137 >think it's a parody that went over your head >read the description of the video Christ, what a retard.
Anonymous
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>>751299 AJ Styles its a whiny faggot tbh, there is more good talent out there.
Big Show's Manager !8VkLOokZYs
Predictions?>Ziggler, Cesaro, Neville vs Rusev, Sheamus, Barret Literally who gives a fuck: Jobber edition. I give it to Team Barret>Bork v Thunderbaker Bork>Reigns v Wyatt Who gives a fuck: Reigns Edition. Reigns because Vince hates Bray>Rollins vs Kane Could this ppv be any more disappointing? Kane>Charlotte vs Nikki Who gives a fuck: Divas edition. Nikki because Cena>New Day vs Dudley Boyz Dudley's (might) win it, but New Day are pretty over. >Owens vs TBG Ryback wins, Owens cries, /asp/ cheers>Cena vs TBA TBA wins, Cena goes on vacation, everyone sighs.
Anonymous
STRAWPOLL for your most hyped up mtch
http://strawpoll.me/5833602 commisioner of /asp/ !QmSvTfT2S.
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>>751302 yeah, but there's a 90% chance that a cash in will fail. there's only 2 unsuccessful cash ins.
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
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Remember to all the non-Americans, the PPV will be one hour ealier due to our clocks being back, that means the PPV thread will be in 45 minutes and the poll will close at that time.
Tommy Wet Dreamer !mkQP3gWhhQ
>>751313 kek, Taker vs. Bork has zero so far. I'm actually really excited for that, but I'd rather get my hopes up on the Cena open challenge.
TOM HANK
hi im tom. I will be popping in an out of this grate thread. I love to wressle and I hope that many of you can sit on my face tonight. Having that said, look for Bork Lasar to kill the Taker. have a grate night, im tom
Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc
>>751319 i think it's gonna be pretty good along with roman vs bray actually
here's the john cena strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/5833473/r Anonymous
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>>751312 >team barret >not team pyceb 2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
TOM HANK
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>>751324 thank for your support and appreciation of tom.
have a grate ppv,
im tom
commisioner of /asp/ !QmSvTfT2S.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>751332 >the john cena poll vote for who you think will answer Cenas open challenge.
Anonymous
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>this thread got filled more quickly than the general from two weeks back feels slowboard man
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TOM HANK
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>>751330 thank you.
have a grate ppv viewing night,
im tom
PhantomLight !foNL5ycv6E
>>750928 >Cena finishes his speech or whatever >small while everyone waits to see who responds >Finn Balor comes out, demon garb and everything >mfw Wishful thinking I know, but goddamn it would be amazing.
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>>751337 >twitter.com/Wrestletube_net Can't link you directly to the stream page because the spam filter. Just click on the link they posted.
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Any chance of any of them being on top of the cage and throw off or through it? Or are the wrestlers too valuable now?
2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
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>>751340 Would mark like a little girl.
> Lights go out > *Thud thud > *Thud thud TOM HANK
Anonymous
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>>751340 Wishful thinking is an understatement. That's goddamn delusional.
Having said that, I'm seriously curious about who will take it from DA CHAMP
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>>751349 >tom hank >filename says jim carrey Anonymous
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>>751353 I'd say Ryback, but I don't think I can live through another "The Secret" promo.
TOM HANK
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>>751354 Hi, and thank for your concern.
Tom has taken the responsiblility and role of playing a new character, Jim Carrey. Sometimes Jim frightens tom, and in that case tom gets confused and file names do not match up.
Thank for reaching out,
im tom (Jim)
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2Cold - SteveO !QY1UTWiwHY
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>>751369 >>751369 >>751369 If you could kindly make your way over to the PPV thread gentlemen...
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>>750734 >survey closed damn. Dudley Boyz don't win yet and John Cena keeps the title.