K /b/ros, I did something really autistic today, and I need some advice. So today me and my friend remembered this teacher we had a while back, and we decided to call the school (without *67 because fuck anonymity) and try to get her on the phone . So the principal answered and I asked her if I could speak to said teacher. She then asked if I was a student and I said yes. She asked for name so I gave a bs name, and then she said I'm not a student there so I hung up. So then later I get a missed call from the local PD. I had my friend call back for me since he had a different voice. He pretended to be me and said my friend took my phone and did prank calls. I thought this was the end, but then they said they needed to speak to me at my house. Anyway, they're gonna show up at my house, they're not just gonna forget about it. I'm 99% certain they are going to come to my house and I'm gonna be in some shit. I was thinking about telling them it was all someone spoofing my phone number, but I'm not sure if they could somehow debunk that? What the fuck do I do...?
People of Skyrim thread Post stories of your adventures in Skyrim or stories from NPCs >Be me Babette, a 300 year old vampire >Stuck in this little girl body forever >notsobad.png >Get candy and it's easier to fed on stupid people >"Oh, please, Mister. I'm lost and I need to get home!" >Gets them every time >Astrid leaves >Said something about some asshole stealing our jobs >Two weeks later, she still hasn't come back >Everyone is getting nervous >I don't care >Bitch was annoying >Hear a knock on the door >Creepy door does the usual "What is the music of life?" question >Guy outside says "Silence, my brother." >howthefuckdoesheknow.jpg >Cue for me to get out the fuck out >Guy comes in with motherfucking dragon bone armor on >Starts slaughtering everyone >Nazir is first >The Red Guard always dies first lol >While wolf boy is getting strangle with Gabriella's intestines, I was sneaking out >Later, bitches >mfw Even if he caught me, he couldn't kill me because I'm still a kid
Help me out. I need to ride a transit bus later today but I have never taken one. I have a few questions
>need to take like 3 different buses, do I have to buy a ticket for each one? >the buses have numbers and street names on them, but none of them are the street where I need to be, how do I know what bus to take? >how do I get the bus to stop when I want to get off? >do you tip a bus driver?
Please help me not end up in the ghetto getting shanked by a bunch of negros, thanks.
Can you please all do me a favor and stop looking at big sweaty niggers and help my daughter win the Gerber Baby Contest 2015? I make decent money, but my wife is a school teacher and they dont make dick. Im getting fucked with taxes and this 50k could kind of help...
Why is it so hard for me accept friendship? I'm 26 and I pretty much have no friends. I've had tons of opportunities and other people have made genuine attempts, but I never reciprocate. I kind of feel if they know me long enough, they'll find out I'm a loser and they'll reject me, so I don't try very hard. I've been invited to parties, but I never go because too much social anxiety. Why would anyone want to hang out with me? Nobody can possibly like me that much, but yet I've met many people who seem interested in being friends. I don't feel worthy.
I pretty much stopped talking to everyone I knew in high school after a year. Never gave anyone my number, stop logging into AIM (back when people used this, and it was really the only place I talked to people after school), and never got into myspace/facebook. I'm too embarrassed to contact them again after all this time. I assume everyone I knew back then thinks committed suicide.
I'm going to a community college right now where I met some people. I've been invited to a party again and I've been thinking of ways of getting out of it. I know I shouldn't be doing this, but I'm scared as fuck of being social for hours at a time. I get worn out after 30 minutes.
