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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:00:12 No.649221467 View Reply Report Delete

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>lonely
>want gf
>find gf
>gf believes in ghosts
>gf believes in ghosts very strongly
>dont want gf anymore

how do i make her break up with me without hurting her feelings too much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:02:40 No.649221700 Report Delete

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Maybe you just don't have enough faith you retard. Start opening your eyes more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:02:42 No.649221706 Report Delete

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Say that you're tired of dating a child and break up with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:03:03 No.649221732 Report Delete

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>>649221467
'i am ghost'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:04:25 No.649221876 Report Delete

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Fuck breaking up with her. Show her how cool you are by taking her to an abandoned insane asylum or something and not being afraid. I bet it'll get you anal. Trust me I've had lots of sex. Lots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:06:13 No.649222084 Report Delete

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Ghost of my ex is still fuckable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:06:50 No.649222162 Report Delete

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>>649221732
this

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:08:17 No.649222400 Report Delete

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>>649221467
YFW gf is a ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:11:07 No.649222666 Report Delete

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>>649221467
Pretend to have a tulpa who's jealous.
Alternatively pretend to become possessed after going to a "haunted" house with her.
Have fun fucking with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:14:22 No.649222945 Report Delete

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break up with her

i think ghost are real my friend's house is haunted

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:14:31 No.649222959 Report Delete

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>>649221467
turn gf into ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:17:36 No.649223239 Report Delete

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"Want to know what I'm being for Halloween? Single! Boo!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:18:58 No.649223379 Report Delete

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>>649223239
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:21:05 No.649223593 Report Delete

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>>649222666
satan pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:25:14 No.649223987 Report Delete

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>>649223593
Nah, I'll stick around for a while.
OP could buy her a box of chocolate - but get 2 of the exact same type.
Go to a haunted house with her.
After making sure she eats some, switch boxes - the second one filled with crickets and meal worms with the candies.
Tell her the ghosts must hate her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:26:53 No.649224128 Report Delete

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>>649221732
I loved that band

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:27:35 No.649224182 Report Delete

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>>649221467
My ex was like that, all into the healing crystal spiritual shit.
I broke up with her by starting an argument and then saying MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER THEN?
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST PUSHING YOUR BULLSHIT ONTO ME.

wham bam, Angry fight sex and came on her indian face then packed my shit and never talked again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:30:09 No.649224407 Report Delete

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>>649221467
How strongly does she believe OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:31:13 No.649224498 Report Delete

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>>649223987
Go buy a ouija board.
Have a buddy play along and ask at some point (laughingly) if you and gf should be together anymore.
You and him move the planchette to no.
End the game right there, and tell her the ghosts have spoken - you cannot see her anymore.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:31:35 No.649224529 Report Delete

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>>649221467
tell her you're a ghost and that she set you free and now you can move on

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:32:32 No.649224605 Report Delete

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>>649221732
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:34:59 No.649224836 Report Delete

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>>649224182
>came on her indian face
Hmmm...dot-head indian or feather-head indian?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:38:02 No.649225112 Report Delete

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>>649224836
feather headed indian
Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:38:07 No.649225122 Report Delete

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shit son, you spooked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:41:14 No.649225378 Report Delete

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>>649225112
She was fucked.
Got molested by her grandfather when she was young and lost her virginity to some greasy gangster indian on the reserve.

I didn't learn any of this until 3 months into the relationship, Then the crazy all fell out.
My only regret is never shitting on her chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:41:41 No.649225408 Report Delete

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>>649221467
>Get her pregnant
>abort it
>dump her cos pussy haunted
>?
>profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:42:23 No.649225477 Report Delete

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>>649221467
>also have gf
>have to talk sense about ghosts a lot
>also Indian (feather)
>mfw when I prove things aren't ghosts
>mfw when her mom turns her irrational
>mfw when I have no face
>mfw when I'm a ghost
>Yfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:43:21 No.649225578 Report Delete

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>>649221467
you make me glad my gf only believes in ghosts not very strongly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:43:22 No.649225579 Report Delete

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>>649225477
mfw are you me?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:54:41 No.649226608 Report Delete

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>>649222666
Fucking checked

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