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>be me in the third grade
>we had this project where we all put soil in a ziploc bag then put a seed in the middle of the bag and trickled some water into it
>the point was to be able to see how a seed sprouts and to see the roots.
>So all of our bags are hanging on the classroom board with our names on them
>this kid dared another kid to take a bag and take it to bathroom, dump it out, and shit it in it, put the seed in the middle, and put it back on the classroom board.
>He did it, and it actually looked realistic, you couldn't tell it was shit and not soil.
>So noone notices, and this ziploc bag sealed shit stays on the board for about a week
>one day the teacher realizes some fishy shit is going on because every other seed sprouted except that one.
>She opens it in the middle of class to check it out
>the smell hit the whole classroom like a nuclear bomb
>it overtook us like a sudden heat wave.
>The teacher got the worst of it though, she dropped it on the floor and gagged and ran off to the bathroom.
>She came back a minute later and picked it up and went outside the classroom with it and came back inside without it.
>She didn't say a word, and just continued with the lesson.
>The kids who were in on it were choking back tears of laughter, cause we knew if we laughed we gave away our cover.
>It smelled like week old shit for the next half hour
>the teacher couldn't handle it anymore and called some other teacher and then told us we were moving to their classroom for the day
>next day we are back in our classroom, smell is gone from mvp janitor
>teacher decides to check the rest of the bags
>is about to open a bag, hesitates
>gags and throws it in the trash
>takes them all and throws them in the trash
>tells us we all get A's
>next day one of the kids who was in on the shitplant leaves a ziploc bag of chocolate pudding he brought for lunch on the teachers desk after school
>mfw walk into class next day and theres a sub
