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When I made this amazing story, I thought to myself, why the fuck not make the best story made by mankind in a bottle of Jews and Cripples. I saw the tragedy in my ear and went down to the local TAB to think of the Bottles that I could fill. The elephant then started walking over the gypsy men to get the bottles of crips and bloods. I gushed out my inner child and slapped him on his swelling cheeks as I entered with a dramatic look on my penis and penetrated the elephant. The goon came to my eyes as I could not take it anymore and went on the adventure to fuck a dart in its goon with a socket. The science lab was open nearby so I went there trying to find the solution to the problem of how to cure Bails and Esh Lad of the autism that has almost taken complete control over their livers. I ventured forth to try and get some pieces of rain that weren't hitting me, they were only slightly hitting me to put into my 3 tablespoons of air in the location of the sterver and it was my fedora btw, but the tragedy of w00t was not going to let me eat a mouse if the hair was not erect enough. So I took to the streets of Western Australia, keep in mind that at this stage in the destruction of earth, the sands of WA was turned into one huge smegma city filled with goon farms and dart dams. When I went to hunt down the dragon my feet became sick, vomiting up bits of tadpoles as I recently fucked a fish, but enough of that. When the performance began I took my seat in the majestic halls of Bails’ stomach as I hoped to see his father’s penis come all the way down here because he was hung like a horse. The Dragon then turned out not be a dragon but really just a piece of straw that I was looking for, after Captain Cook forced it from the aboriginals, those fucking swine, and then penetrated a butterfly.