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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:10:10 No.649239084 View Reply Report Delete

We have all seen this Eggo Toaster sandwich ad. The father and mother and sister discuss the fact that the toaster is broken.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:11:26 No.649239237 Report Delete

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The are disappoinyted that they can make toaster sandwiches. Then, the "son" comes into the kitchen and he is going to put a sandwich in the microwave instead of the toaster.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:12:01 No.649239293 Report Delete

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So here is the son. What the fuck is this?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:13:37 No.649239469 Report Delete

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How do these two whitebread Anglos have an Asian son?
True, it is never stated specifically that this is their son, but who else would it be? An exchange student? A neighbor? How the fuck does he know whats in the freezer when they dont?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:14:45 No.649239589 Report Delete

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What kind of diversity nightmare is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:21:02 No.649240106 Report Delete

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Really you fucking assholes?Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:22:08 No.649240198 Report Delete

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Adoption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:22:19 No.649240213 Report Delete

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>>649239293
he is adopted, obviously.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:25:02 No.649240430 Report Delete

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This.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:25:09 No.649240439 Report Delete

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We are supposed to just assume that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:25:23 No.649240463 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>649240531 >>649240540

OH GOD HE'S DIFFERENT SKIN! HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:25:30 No.649240476 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>649240650

They didn't do it for diversity. It's for marketing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:26:05 No.649240531 Report Delete

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>>649240463
Shut up stupid nigger

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:26:13 No.649240540 Report Delete

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>>649240463
Not different skin, different race. Of course this can happen, but why do this in a commercial with no explanation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:27:30 No.649240650 Report Delete

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>>649240476
But how is this marketing? Why consider this as some kind of marketing strategy?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:27:35 No.649240660 Report Delete

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>>649240540
So people will talk about it and it'll stick in their heads you dingus

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:28:23 No.649240740 Report Delete

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>>649239469
Because every middle-American, white male dreams of a home, a loyal wife, and compliant daughter and a small Asian boy for various buffing/polishing related chores. This commercial is just a clever program of indoctrination by Eggo and it's parent company (Purina, if I recall) to brainwash the masses into accepting casual domestic perversity. Resist. Boycott Eggo.
(This message brought to you by your freedom loving, heterosexual friends at Americans Breakfast Table. PopTarts. We are America and so can you!)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:28:29 No.649240748 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>649240909 >>649241006 >>649241426

And if the wanted to make a statement about marketing diversity, why not have their son a black as coal adopted former crack baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:29:03 No.649240800 Report Delete

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>>649239084
Nope, never seen it.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:29:34 No.649240850 Report Delete

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>>649240531
>>649240540
that was sarcasm to point out how stupid op is you fucking dolts. i see that shit went right over your mongoloid heads

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:30:07 No.649240902 Report Delete

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>>649240650
Should have said advertisement strategy. It's something weird but not too fucked up. Causes people to talk about it later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:30:11 No.649240909 Report Delete

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>>649240748
Instead of a broken toaster, the toaster could be stolen, and then the black kid shows up and everyone laughs and exchanges knowing glances.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:31:02 No.649241006 Report Delete

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>>649240748
Because a black kid wouldn't be smart enough to grab the microwave sandwiches. He'd just sit and cry with Ma and Pa about the toaster while thinking about jerking off to sissy again.

An asian child, though, he's got smarts. He can save the poor white devils from themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:31:07 No.649241013 Report Delete

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>>649240902
If Eggos supports illegal immigration then I'm not buying them

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:32:24 No.649241141 Report Delete

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>>649241013
Good point. Me neither.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:33:44 No.649241266 Report Delete

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So we just assume that he is adopted? We make this leap on our own? What a stupid fucking idea to incorporate into an ad for fucking toaster waffles.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:34:38 No.649241358 Report Delete

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>>649241266
Fucking Hippies!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:35:18 No.649241426 Report Delete

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>>649240748
Some may see the asian and not realize what was going on, or only realize if far later. A nigger would be way too blatant. Also asians are way less threatening than niggers and they don't want to scare potential consumers.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:36:20 No.649241540 Report Delete

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>>649239084
Maybe he is an indentured servant. His family was all murdered by some politically driven group, and he survived to be purchased by these nice white folks. His job? Solving problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:37:35 No.649241652 Report Delete

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>>649241540
Maybe he is the son of a rich Communist industrialist, and he purchased these white slaves and makes them participate in a twisted role play situation on a daily basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:39:34 No.649241870 Report Delete

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>>649241426
Hmm. Best answer yet.

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