>>649239469Because every middle-American, white male dreams of a home, a loyal wife, and compliant daughter and a small Asian boy for various buffing/polishing related chores. This commercial is just a clever program of indoctrination by Eggo and it's parent company (Purina, if I recall) to brainwash the masses into accepting casual domestic perversity. Resist. Boycott Eggo.
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