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ITT: we post halloween stories. Bonus points if they're scary.
>be me on halloween when I was like 16
>want to trick or treat but have no friends or costume
>beg mom to take me to get one
>"it's too late anon, aren't you a little old for this?"
>bitch
>say fuck it and decide to make my own
>find some old green sweat pants/shirt and tie a tshirt around my face
>checking out in the mirror, looking badass
>head outside feeling powerful, at least a foot taller than all the kids
>they're mirin
>hit up the first house with a porch light on
>qt3.14 from my class answers the door
>suddenly realize how stupid I look and don't want to let her know it's me
>say trick or treat in the most disguised voice I can muster
>"anon is that you?" I can tell she's trying not to laugh
>setphaserstoautism.jpg
>deepen my disguise voice and tell her I have a gun
>am now demanding all her candy
>her dad comes around the corner asking what's wrong, he's the coach at our school
>"nothing this weird kid from school is here"
>mumble for her to gimme all the candy
>"what?"
>drop my Easter egg basket and run home on the verge of tears
>be me on halloween when I was like 16
>want to trick or treat but have no friends or costume
>beg mom to take me to get one
>"it's too late anon, aren't you a little old for this?"
>bitch
>say fuck it and decide to make my own
>find some old green sweat pants/shirt and tie a tshirt around my face
>checking out in the mirror, looking badass
>head outside feeling powerful, at least a foot taller than all the kids
>they're mirin
>hit up the first house with a porch light on
>qt3.14 from my class answers the door
>suddenly realize how stupid I look and don't want to let her know it's me
>say trick or treat in the most disguised voice I can muster
>"anon is that you?" I can tell she's trying not to laugh
>setphaserstoautism.jpg
>deepen my disguise voice and tell her I have a gun
>am now demanding all her candy
>her dad comes around the corner asking what's wrong, he's the coach at our school
>"nothing this weird kid from school is here"
>mumble for her to gimme all the candy
>"what?"
>drop my Easter egg basket and run home on the verge of tears
