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hi /b/ story time:
>be me 17 years old
>be a happy teen with semi grades and 7/10 looks
>still beta as fuck on inside, but manage to keep it hidden every day until i come home from school
>one day a fucktard tried to mess with me on bus home
>he s a simple one, the kind that is made by a daughter fucking priest with syfillis on his tiny fag dick
>inbred fag is still massive as fuck
>he wants to hit me after i ignore his sorry ass
>link error: doge skills not working
>get a black eye and a bumb in my alpha armor
>alpha armor is starting to fail as inbred fag reapeatably kicks me
>some 8/10 group of chicks starting to see my sorry ass getting kicked and start laughing
>all alpha systems now offline.
>arrive at my stop
>run home while transforming into inner beta
>when home beta mode is fully active and starts thinking of master plan to get back at inbred fag.
>next day inberd fag harasses me during lunch with his friends
>he steels lunch and drinks
>this continues for several days
>error 404: \file_name: "alpha" does not exist.
>rember story parents told me once
>do not eat berrys close to the ground they may contain fox piss wich results in tapeworm
>inner beta recons the possibilities
>stake-out fox hole after school in close by forrest
>after some days finaly see rare fox pee againt tree
>imediatly go to tree and collect plenty of samples
>mix samples with some water to keep it fluid
>put fox piss water inside water bottle
>be at school next day, inbred fag steals lunch and calls me a fag
>watch how he drinks my tapeworm egg infested water
>critical error: all systems down
>break down laughing and running around while screeming inberd fags name
>inbred fag thinks he broke me
>he stops harrasing me cause he thinks my beta ass will kill self and he gets blamed
>watch every day how inberdfags face gets thinner and he keeps complains about his tummy
>neverfeltbetter.jpg
>inner betta finaly broke lose
>mfw i succesfully infested someone with tapeworm
>be me 17 years old
>be a happy teen with semi grades and 7/10 looks
>still beta as fuck on inside, but manage to keep it hidden every day until i come home from school
>one day a fucktard tried to mess with me on bus home
>he s a simple one, the kind that is made by a daughter fucking priest with syfillis on his tiny fag dick
>inbred fag is still massive as fuck
>he wants to hit me after i ignore his sorry ass
>link error: doge skills not working
>get a black eye and a bumb in my alpha armor
>alpha armor is starting to fail as inbred fag reapeatably kicks me
>some 8/10 group of chicks starting to see my sorry ass getting kicked and start laughing
>all alpha systems now offline.
>arrive at my stop
>run home while transforming into inner beta
>when home beta mode is fully active and starts thinking of master plan to get back at inbred fag.
>next day inberd fag harasses me during lunch with his friends
>he steels lunch and drinks
>this continues for several days
>error 404: \file_name: "alpha" does not exist.
>rember story parents told me once
>do not eat berrys close to the ground they may contain fox piss wich results in tapeworm
>inner beta recons the possibilities
>stake-out fox hole after school in close by forrest
>after some days finaly see rare fox pee againt tree
>imediatly go to tree and collect plenty of samples
>mix samples with some water to keep it fluid
>put fox piss water inside water bottle
>be at school next day, inbred fag steals lunch and calls me a fag
>watch how he drinks my tapeworm egg infested water
>critical error: all systems down
>break down laughing and running around while screeming inberd fags name
>inbred fag thinks he broke me
>he stops harrasing me cause he thinks my beta ass will kill self and he gets blamed
>watch every day how inberdfags face gets thinner and he keeps complains about his tummy
>neverfeltbetter.jpg
>inner betta finaly broke lose
>mfw i succesfully infested someone with tapeworm
