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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:40:36 No.649255151 View Reply Report Delete

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Hey /b/, what did you do to get in trouble in high school? I would contribute but I never did. I'm scared of authority.

Cornbread is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:41:58 No.649255309 Report Delete

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>>649255151
you mean you sucked your teachers dick for an 85

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:43:42 No.649255518 Report Delete

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I waxed the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:43:50 No.649255538 Report Delete

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>>649255309
Nah, didn't really need to resort to that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:43:58 No.649255556 Report Delete

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>transfer to new school
>First week, get in trouble for suspicion of being on Weed
>sent me home early
>tfw "this is just how I look, you guys"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:44:36 No.649255640 Report Delete

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>>649255151
got a girl to blow me, but she had a bf at the time, it went stormshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:45:11 No.649255701 Report Delete

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I never went to high school

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:46:26 No.649255849 Report Delete

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>>649255640
Did you guys fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:47:13 No.649255938 Report Delete

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>>649255556
Almost checked.

They just sent you home for being suspected of weed? At my moralfag high school they would call the cops and try to get you to take a drug test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:47:18 No.649255950 Report Delete

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>>649255849
of crouse, she claimed she did nothing
but heh the love is stronger y'know hehhe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:48:04 No.649256020 Report Delete

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>>649255538
faggot op

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:48:11 No.649256037 Report Delete

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Cornbread is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:48:42 No.649256094 Report Delete

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>>649255849
fuck nevermind, too high

no we didn't fight, but one day he was at the break waiting for me, and straight asked me, eyes in the eyes "say that in front of me my girl blowed you"

"Yeah she sucked me" and I was gone in the car with a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:50:26 No.649256278 Report Delete

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>>649255938
I lived in a ghetto Mexican town, so basically everyone smoked weed. Some even in the bathrooms n stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:51:38 No.649256411 Report Delete

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>>649255151
I never got caught but I smoked weed and cigarettes on all the breaks

I snorted cinnamon which I stole from a teacher. She brought her oatmeal in during advanced math 10 and caught me railing it on the table

for religion class (private school) we had to write about sexuality. I wrote about how when I was 5, a girl stripped for me and my friend and I got my first boner. The girl was the teacher's niece, and I rubbed it in his face.
>the first situation I faced that defined my sexually identity was with a girl named Lindsay O; that's right, your niece.
>described her kindergarten body in detail
>described my, my friend and his little brother's boners in detail (his brothers was red and I mentioned that)
I didn't get in trouble though. I even asked him what he thought of it and he gave me 100% on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:51:40 No.649256416 Report Delete

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>>649255151
i short-circuited the whole science area and only got told it could have killed us and sent on our way

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:53:22 No.649256602 Report Delete

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My buddy and I were caught fucking in the locker rooms

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:53:29 No.649256612 Report Delete

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>>649256278
I lived in a conservative Christian town with a lot of Mexican immigrants. School was about 30% Mexican. Principal tried to ban Spanish speaking on school grounds because America. Then he hosted an assembly to say that he only wanted to ban talking Spanish in class because the teachers couldn't understand it and they could be insulting the teacher. He really tried to cover his ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:55:41 No.649256839 Report Delete

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>>649255151
I installed a bunch of multiplayer vidya on the schools computers, was hailed as a god for those 4 years, the school IT guy called me a year after I graduated to ask how I found out his password but I just hung up on him.
(He had it on a stickey note on his monitor)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:56:08 No.649256901 Report Delete

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>>649256411
Also did my psychology final high as fuck on edibles and bong rips. We had to just write a letter to him about what we learned (the teacher didn't give a fuck. He was a negotiator against native reserves who took a pay cut for the fuck of it and wasn't coming back next year). I just wrote about how high I was and how much I enjoyed his classbut I couldn't remember what I learned outside of watching "a beautiful mind" and making fun of Russell Crowe. He gave me 86% on it and he burst out laughing when I saw him at grad because I was ripped. Highschool was awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:57:04 No.649257015 Report Delete

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>>649256278
I live in a fucking 99% white, wealthy small town with 1 nationally recognized school and there are still kids who dab and smoke weed in the bathroom every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:57:12 No.649257029 Report Delete

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>>649256901
Awesome

Would have got you expelled at my school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:57:55 No.649257112 Report Delete

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>>649256839
Some kid at our school did this too. Literally all the guys kissed his ass ever since he did it
I think they would sneak in the computer lab to play during lunch, since he was cool with the comp teacher

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:58:07 No.649257142 Report Delete

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>>649255151
I got busted twice for carrying a switchblade (think I woulda learned the first time, huh?), I got In-School-Suspension for a rigged 3 Card Monty game, I skipped out on my math class for 3 weeks so I could have a 2 hour lunch break and finally I dropped out my senior year so I could pursue my music "career"... yeah, half-ass tone deaf so. I went back the next year and graduated. Only took me 3 months to make up for 2 years of screwing around. In retrospect, it only shows me that I was a dipshit. I also stabbed someone with a mechanical pencil, but I can't remember the "who" or "why". Some fat kid, I think.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:58:39 No.649257205 Report Delete

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>>649255151
>be 17
>teacher hates me for no reason tbh
>so I started hating him
>he asked me stuff I didn't know
>didn't know shit cuz I haven't learned
>private problems & stuff
>teacher got all bitchy, saying I'm stupid af
>me also got all bitchy
>conversation escalated
>teacher said rude stuff about my life, that I will not reach anything in my life
>wtf I'm a pretty decent student, grades are fine
>me kinda got aggressive
>some classmate shouting "worldstar"
>"I ain't a nigger you fucking pisshole"
>teacher shocked
>"that's it you go to the headmaster" teacher said

Basically the headmaster was all like "if u do that again you'll get suspended k" and my parents fucked me over because of this.

Then my teacher got fired someday because he had an affair with my math-teacher, keks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:59:58 No.649257340 Report Delete

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>>649257015
The bathrooms always smelled awful thanks to these kind of kids. Legit held my breath when pissing cuz the smell made me nauseous

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:00:20 No.649257370 Report Delete

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Walk up to kids and put my index finger in their mouths and whisper "hows that poop taste" in their ear then slowly back away. Got mutiple after school detentions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:00:40 No.649257397 Report Delete

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>>649257015
My school implemented a drug testing policy. And any time random drug tests could happen. It's not legal to force students to drug test so they made it required for all extra-curricular activities and labeled it voluntary. The next year driving to school was considered an "extra-curricular activity" as well. So if you didn't want to ride the bus you had to be drug tested. We were pretty much forced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:01:55 No.649257531 Report Delete

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I threw a chair at some classmate because I was really pissed that day and he didn't get that. Made all jokes & shit.

Surprisingly everything went good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:02:35 No.649257591 Report Delete

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>>649257205
>"I aint a nigger you fucking pisshole"
Holy fucking kek Anon. Good job

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:02:55 No.649257625 Report Delete

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What didnt I do is the question, one that sticks out is:
>be a senior
>find a vacant locker in the freshman hallway
>start a shrine inside the locker
>find a doll that resembles a baby
>hang the doll by a noose and worship it everyday
>put ketchup and mustard packets on the doll
>bring it milk from the lunch room
>creates the most aweful stench imaginable
>nobody can figure out where smell is coming from
>form gang to protect the locker
>tag graffiti around neighborhood with LL125 our gang
>do this all year
Man the memories of the shit we did in high school, I feel somewhat sorry for the janitor that had to clean the mess at the end of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:03:42 No.649257707 Report Delete

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>>649255556
Holy shit, I have the exact same problem. Then I did smoke, and nothing happened. Think thc naturally flows through my veins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:04:50 No.649257803 Report Delete

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>Started a fire in a classroom making the whole school panic, didn't get caught
>sold drugs to everyone, suspected not caught
>Got the 6th graders drunk they totally knew it was me but couldn't prove it, hid the bottle under the couch.
>constantly went outside during class time to smoke, most of the time was able to sneak back in
>sneak out of detention every day even after the coach was trying his hardest to watch me
>always walked around and went into classrooms and fucked with the teachers/students
>walked out of math class after the teacher told me I couldn't read after my work was done, called her a fucking bitch and the VP was right there
>smoking pot in the bathrooms
>sold CDs of porn and music I pirated

I was a little shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:04:49 No.649257806 Report Delete

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>me and 2 friends
>winter, heavy snow
>make snowball, decide to go to the cantine
>my friend asked for the snowball
>launched it at the kids at the behind the counter
>WHO THREW THAT
>got suspended for 1 week

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:05:29 No.649257888 Report Delete

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>>649257397
jesus that's ridiculous. You must've went to a really nice school with money if they spent that much just on drug testing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:07:31 No.649258108 Report Delete

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>>649257803
Eyy, I also sold porn DVD's. In middle school though. Made almost $50-$75 a week cuz kids would get bored with them after a day or two. Best time of my life, never got caught too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:08:15 No.649258189 Report Delete

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>>649257888
No. It was a shitty poor ass school in Alabama. They just wanted every student to be good Christians. We had multiple assemblies where local preachers came and preached. We were forced to go. This was a public school. They were just willing to waste education dollars to make sure we weren't doing drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:11:19 No.649258538 Report Delete

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>>649256839
One of my friends did this in college (britfag). He installed Alien v Predator on his account, and we all logged on to his account on dinner break to play multiplayer. It was pretty awesome. There was 7 or 8 of us in our gamer group (alpha as fuck).Few weeks later, most of the guys in our year (20ish) would play aswel, had 2 or 3 different game lobbys going sometimes.

Our IT guy couldnt give a shit.

One dinner break, my friend thought it would be a good idea to use the classroom projector to game on. Tfw teacher arrives to class early with AvP displayed across classroom wall.

Faggot got the game deleted and stricter computer usage rules

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:11:25 No.649258548 Report Delete

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>>649255151
Cap-Bombed one of the lunchtime attendants, who needed time off to "recover", allegedly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:12 No.649258643 Report Delete

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>>649256416
Vern? That you m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:55 No.649258747 Report Delete

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>smashed nigger into school's trophy case
>smoke bombed freshman's building
>caught fingerbanging a grill during an assembly
>hacked school computer
>ddosed school site
>exposed school thots
>Trojaned teacher's computer
>called niggers, niggers
That's the decent things I've done
>I'm now known as savage cnbg kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:57 No.649258753 Report Delete

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>>649255151
>be me
>principle is fat annoying bitch with irrational hatred for me
>in high school there's a basement level for special ed classes
>the retard floor is the only place with pop machines that have non diet coke
>diet coke tastes like ass
>learn about other pop machine and me and friend go down to retard basement to get cokes
>somebody tells us we can't be down there as we're leaving
>"oops sorry were leaving"
>principle finds out and gives me Friday school
>"I didn't know I wasn't supposed to go and I just bought a drink and left"
>"no you're just trying to cause problems. Lose the attitude"
Fuck public school

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:15:36 No.649259051 Report Delete

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>>649258538
>One of my friends did this in college (britfag)

http://britfa.gs/b/
Lurk before posting, to avoid getting banned.
Don't mention 4chan or post 4chan memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:16:25 No.649259127 Report Delete

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>>649257397
that sucks. my school had a good budget because our test scores were good, but we wasted it on bullshit so w didn't have drug tests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:18:45 No.649259376 Report Delete

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>>649258753
That diet soda thing pissed me off so much.
>hurr durr our kids are fat and it's the school's fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:19:37 No.649259466 Report Delete

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>>649257625
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:20:00 No.649259501 Report Delete

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>>649258747
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:20:10 No.649259513 Report Delete

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>>649259127
Also, Senior year there was a vote for homecoming queen. An open lesbian (and the only black at our school) won. The school didn't name her as queen and we didn't have one that year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:22:38 No.649259810 Report Delete

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>>649259513
holy shit lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:23:00 No.649259853 Report Delete

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>>649259376
Also diet soda makes you gain weight, it's fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:23:58 No.649259955 Report Delete

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>>649255151
I got expelled for taking ketamine at school and bumping into the principle. I dropped out and graduated at age 17 through adult basic education in 5 months.

The secondary system is completely fucked, it has nothing to do with intelligence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:25:03 No.649260078 Report Delete

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>>649255151
brought down the libraries computer lab, and most recently academic probation for active scanning within their private network (university this time).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:28:06 No.649260386 Report Delete

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>>649259376
Also our pop machines were "out of order" during school hours so you could only even use them before 7 and after 2:20. Apparently because they didn't want us to be overly caffeinated and wired. As if half the school wasn't speeding nuts on vyvanse because of this cough cough ahem ADHD epidemic making good kids fail :^) I hated my school so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:30:25 No.649260642 Report Delete

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>>649259513
How the fuck did they get away with that? Her parents could have sued the fuck out of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:30:34 No.649260663 Report Delete

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>>649260386
Yeah seriously there are much worse things than caffeine. Hell it helps students wake up in the morning.

captcha: beds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:33:10 No.649260918 Report Delete

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>>649260642
She was poor af. I'm telling you that this is the norm in southern schools. I wish I would've done something and reported it but I was a dumb kid. I just accepted it.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:35:31 No.649261171 Report Delete

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>call bitch girl fat and ugly
>starts cutting, preaching depression
>All her friends and some Chads made my life hell for next 2 years
>Senior year
>During assembly, three girls and 2 chads smashed my car Windows, scratched it to shit, and slashed my tires
>campus cameras caught them
>forced to pay me
>2 girls couldn't graduate
>1 Chad got cut from the Water Polo team
>Other Chad's father took his driving privileges till he went to a University I think
Sometimes life is good /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:35:48 No.649261203 Report Delete

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>>649255151
Some of the football team carried a kid in a wheelchair with 2 bum legs to the roof and locked him up there. Told him to jump since his legs were already broken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:36:31 No.649261282 Report Delete

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>>649261171
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:37:06 No.649261355 Report Delete

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>>649261203
That's fucked up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:38:21 No.649261530 Report Delete

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>>649261203
Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:40:30 No.649261767 Report Delete

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>>649255151
I didn't get in trouble in school. Never even considered it. Maybe that's why I'm so lame now.

Don't care for cornbread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:41:17 No.649261865 Report Delete

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>>649261767
>not loving cornbread
Anon what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:46:02 No.649262380 Report Delete

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>>649261767
>not caring for cornbread
You livin on the edge anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:47:53 No.649262594 Report Delete

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>>649255151
1/2
>be a well-regarded film student
>assigned project for statistics
>made a video with a tribute to movies, including a parody of first person shooter video games (to represent action film), so there's a gun from gmod (which intentionally looks super fake) composited with a live action background that I filmed
>stats teacher got scared when I sent it to her and reported it to the school's administration
>escorted out of class with the fat woman that drives the golf cart to the vice principal's office
>spent hours telling the vp, the local police officer, and the school psychologist that I pose no threat to the school
>the officials couldn't get any proof that I did anything wrong
>called back later after lunch
>the fat woman made up a story that I told her there were three real guns in the video
>obviously either a lie or delusion because there was clearly only one gun (an obviously fake one) in the video
>school officials take her side
>friends from video called in physically
>they all said I have no connection to real guns
>VP thinks I'm not telling the truth and puts my mom on speaker in attempt to get me to crack
>VP yells to my mom that I'm more focused on making art films instead of getting an education (the stats teacher still gave me an A for the project because the stuff she found relevant was good quality)
>school officials still have to proof, so they just said I was "lying" about something the whole time
>"You might not think you're lying, but you're lying!" (seriously, what?!)
>"I wasn't going to suspend you, but you're suspended for a day."
>banned from the film room for the rest of the year (I visited anyway since I was going to graduate in about two weeks)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:51:37 No.649263016 Report Delete

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>>649262594
2/2
>banned from using computers from classrooms unless the work had no alternative, even though I didn't even edit that particular video on the school's computers.
>later mom told me that she couldn't even hear what was happening because the VP was just yelling the whole time
>both my parents know the school administration is full of shit
>my friends know the school administration is full of shit
>my old film teacher found out about the situation and spoke to the officials in my defense, saying kids make videos like mine all the time in his class
>sent several emails to the VP since then in attempt to explain that he was completely wrong
>only ever got one response, and that was that I could make an appointment to talk if I want (which obviously isn't worth it with him)
>my student films (that came before this one) are still shown every year at the school's annual art show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:52:40 No.649263145 Report Delete

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>>649255151
>be me
>be junior high
>blocked a door and mooned a teacher through it (glass doors obviously)
>you hade to walk around the entire school if those doors where locked/blocked
>teacher lost his shit and started to run around the school
>unblocked the door
>move table to other side
>block door
>wait for teacher moon that mofo again
>many keks where hade
>parents got called
>mom got pissed
>dad laughed

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