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>wake up
>my good-boy points are up to 30
>says on my GBP chart next to race-car bed
>ask mummy for tendies
>tendies be 10 GBP for a meal
>"go away anon"
>thatbitch.jpg
>i gather up my Nerf rocket laucher
>fill it up with poo-poo ammo from the Sacred Jugs
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>fire the cannons!
>covers mummy
>she screams in disgust
>she gets the phone to call the po-po
>smack it outta her hand
>"I am the captain now"
>if she acts up, i give her a poo-poo bath
>get tendies every day now
>my life is complete