Like it down and dirty? Hard, fast and nasty? Tired of boring, vanilla-ass, flat on your back two-pump chumps who think they're great fuckers after two minutes of "ecstasy?" Screw 'em all, and I don't mean literally--tell 'em to get lost, it's time for the good stuff, the real shit, the kind that makes you CUM from the inside outIf any of these turn you one, you and I may just get along:Hair pullingAss spankingYour head being pushed into a pillow while you get fucked doggie and feel those balls slap against your pussy lipsDirty talkSucking On Your toes while fucking you.Extremely dirty talkCock slapping on your face and chinStrong hands around your waist, a finger in your tight assholeMotorboat tongue on your clit (if you earn it). . .and other things too NASTY even for craigslist (but "NO" weird shit like peeing and pooping-get a fucking life, that's gross)Yes, I'm a very DIRTY boy, the kind your mother warned you about with a faraway look in her eye. And if you think you can handle it, I'll turn you into my DIRTY girl.I'll respect you when we meet, then totally disrespect you in the bedroom, dominating you in every way. I'll pull your hair, spank your ass, and whisper shockingly dirty things into your ear as this fat, hard cock goes in and out of your tight wet pussy.Think you can handle all that shit? We'll see. But if you think you can, send me an email, some pics, and description of all the dirty shit you're into. . .if I like what I hear I might get back to you.