Yes m80! So it's Friday night and again I find myself getting drunk and stoned alone in my bachelor pad, posting on /b/. Just finished watching the new South Park on my projector, now I'm gonna shitpost for a while before I fap later when I'm really wasted.

Life is awesome. I'm not even a richfag, but I'm mostly pretty fucking happy.

I don't even know why I posted this, so I guess AMA.