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>wake up
>do daily 7 situps
>gotta work them abs
>put on 2 collared shirts so twice as classy
>pop both collars and unbutton top 2 buttons on both shirts
>peacocking so hard
>grab acoustic guitar
>head to local library
>9/10 qt 3.14's everywhere
>walk up to each and play "wonderwall"
>they laugh and walk away 'cause intimidated by my skills
>see qt 3.14 reading vampiric twighlight sex drivel
>smack book from her hands
>time to enlighten
>spend 20 minutes showing qt 3.14 plato, archimede's, etc.
>stares like deer in headlights attempting to comprehend how enlightened I am
>tell her I'm an Atheist and how she should free herself from the tryannical bonds of religion
>"I... I have to meet my friends..." she stammers and walks away
>play first verse of wonderwall as I fall to the ground, unable to bear the weight of my own enlightenment any longer
>fade away and transend existence while in this moment, I am purely euphoric
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>do daily 7 situps
>gotta work them abs
>put on 2 collared shirts so twice as classy
>pop both collars and unbutton top 2 buttons on both shirts
>peacocking so hard
>grab acoustic guitar
>head to local library
>9/10 qt 3.14's everywhere
>walk up to each and play "wonderwall"
>they laugh and walk away 'cause intimidated by my skills
>see qt 3.14 reading vampiric twighlight sex drivel
>smack book from her hands
>time to enlighten
>spend 20 minutes showing qt 3.14 plato, archimede's, etc.
>stares like deer in headlights attempting to comprehend how enlightened I am
>tell her I'm an Atheist and how she should free herself from the tryannical bonds of religion
>"I... I have to meet my friends..." she stammers and walks away
>play first verse of wonderwall as I fall to the ground, unable to bear the weight of my own enlightenment any longer
>fade away and transend existence while in this moment, I am purely euphoric
Anyway faces of /b/ r8 thread
